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how often do you think arnold masturbated?

I wonder if he makes that funny ass pain sound when he jizz'z .You guys know what I'm talkin' bout?Like when he took that thing out of his nose on total recall.
 
like when he's running from the predator, and falls down the muddy hill and does his famous yell, then falls off the water fall HAHAHAH

sermon_of_mockery said:
I wonder if he makes that funny ass pain sound when he jizz'z .You guys know what I'm talkin' bout?Like when he took that thing out of his nose on total recall.
 
never thought about that..and his face looks real intense like right after he slices someone with his sword in conan, and his eyes get real big and shit lol
 
He probably used to get laid a lot... so I'd say... not so often.

white boy: I have a poster of your avatr in my bedroom.
 
Like much of arnolds teutonic approach to life, his masturbation schedule was carefully conceived and adhered to. Often, he would cut a phone conversation or training session short to rush home so as not to miss a scheduled wank.

Some of the guys at Gold's figured that Arnold's masterbation timing was the key to his phenomenal growth, so they tried to keep track of his wanks, so they could copy his routine. But, of course Arnold was too smart for them, and always misled them with false clues.

So to answer your question, the number of times a week he turned japanese is a closely held secret which he will probably take to his grave.
 
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