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How far have you driven for pussy?

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heavy_duty

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I was once talking to this chick on ICQ and she told me to come and fuck her, so I did but it was a 5 hour drive - ahh those crazy Quebecois I tell you.
 
The distance you are willing to drive for pussy is inversely related to the amount pussy you are able to get.
 
no remotely attractive woman knows what icq is.

5 hours here too. MD to NY. But it was for a whole weekend
 
superdave said:
The distance you are willing to drive for pussy is inversely related to the amount pussy you are able to get.
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i've driven 5 hours round trip for a shitty cheesesteak so i dont know about that lol...im just dumb and do shit on a whim without thinking it through
 
nimbus said:
i've driven 5 hours round trip for a shitty cheesesteak so i dont know about that lol...im just dumb and do shit on a whim without thinking it through
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I guess I drove a couple hundred miles for the weekend.
 
always in town never had to go hunting out of town for it. but had a chick come 4 hours from michigan once and drove back the same day and another from the southern portion of my state drove 3 hours.
 
4 hours, but worth it.. she would greet me at the door with only panties on or leave the door open to find her in the nude..good old days :p
 
never drove for poon, I use to travel and meet bitches on the icq aswell and had them come to my hotel room,and if they was ugly or a fake picture id be like what... who is rob im john
 
1500 miles round trip...but it was for a sure thing repeat offender. :artist:
 
3 hours one way
got there on thurs around 9pm
hit it all night
woke up at 3am, made it to work by 7am
 
heavy_duty said:
I was once talking to this chick on ICQ and she told me to come and fuck her, so I did but it was a 5 hour drive - ahh those crazy Quebecois I tell you.
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was she french?
 
2 hours (Montreal to Gatineau). Met 2 weeks before in a party. Spent the weekend at her place and one month later I ended up with her cousin who's been my gf for over a year and a half.
 
I flew 2,400 miles for pussy once...and I made sure I got 2,400 miles worth too. I have also had pussy fly me 350 miles to give it up.
 
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PuddleMonkey said:
50 minutes and I was pissed she was so far away.
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That is the least I will drive.

Any closer and they are always popping in.
 
One time I drove 7 hours to Notre Dame to bang someone for the weekend, but that was a whole weekend. I would never drive more than maybe two hours for one night of pussy.
 
heavy_duty said:
I was once talking to this chick on ICQ and she told me to come and fuck her, so I did but it was a 5 hour drive - ahh those crazy Quebecois I tell you.
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dude, that's like me driving from OH to Toronto for a quick fuck and then turning around.......are you serious? holy LMFAO!!
 
wardy1973 said:
well i only drove like 300 mile away and never hit it that was really f....ck up
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That sounds like the Kak/Raina "affair" only the poor Kak was in Cali and Raina in Minnesota.
 
redsamurai said:
who the fuck drove from cali to minn and didn't get any?
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Kakdiesel, a good bro from back in the days. Happened about 2 years ago. he took a flight and hotel room and spent basically 2 hours with her at a restaurant. As far as we know, he didnt hit it and instead couldnt reach her for the next 2 days while beating the meat to cable TV's porn lol
 
I've flown to see GF's, but that's not necessarily "for pussy". A girl once flew to me from about 800 or so miles away for a mid-day fuck.
 
KillahBee said:
I've flown to see GF's, but that's not necessarily "for pussy". A girl once flew to me from about 800 or so miles away for a mid-day fuck.
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who's that fly whore in your avatar i want to eat her alive
 
Had a bitch fly from Singapore to slobber my knob and let me take an obligatory dump on her stomach
turns out she was married to some high powered Bond Raider or something

this was not a good time for me.
 
Wulfgar said:
Had a bitch fly from Singapore to slobber my knob and let me take an obligatory dump on her stomach
turns out she was married to some high powered Bond Raider or something

this was not a good time for me.
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I wanna dump on some bitch lol
 
ponyfitness said:
One time I drove 7 hours to Notre Dame to bang someone for the weekend, but that was a whole weekend. I would never drive more than maybe two hours for one night of pussy.
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Must of been some good catholic pussy!
 
Mysterio said:
Alter!! haha!!
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So that's all you got. Let go of your fleshlight and reserve some more energy for a better comeback. You can do better then this right?
 
Well it seems your kind of slow. i'll come back when you can gather up information in that tiny head of yours. Go ahead you can do it.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I guess I can always take shots at your spelling.
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Do I need to break you and Mysterio up? Easy boys! No wait you deserve it a little. You may continue! ;)
 
redsamurai said:
dude, that's like me driving from OH to Toronto for a quick fuck and then turning around.......are you serious? holy LMFAO!!
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Toronto ---> Montreal is a straight shot down the 401. Not a big deal when you have nothing else to do on a saturday afternoon. Plus I was in the mood for a drive. left sunday eve. it was worth the drive, plus c'mon!!! Montreal we're talking.

(1) she promissed her kitty had a fresh shave.
(2) she had a desire for anal (which I decided to pass on)
 
superdave said:
The distance you are willing to drive for pussy is inversely related to the amount pussy you are able to get.
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I agree BUT you have to understand two things:

(a) Toronto bitches are bitches
(b) Montreal bitches are fuggin great!! add in, Hull, Gatineau all of La Belle Province!
 
heavy_duty said:
I agree BUT you have to understand two things:

(a) Toronto bitches are bitches
(b) Montreal bitches are fuggin great!! add in, Hull, Gatineau all of La Belle Province!
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True. There's little to be found in Toronto. Seems like they all look the same. Even their attitude is generic.
 
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