just walk up to him all casual, stealthily inch your way to his side, lean in close to his ear, blink very slowly, and in your most breathy voice whisper "let me be your hero."
First of all, there's an "s" on the end -- it's "gyros."
Anglo-Americans are incapable of contorting their mouths in the right way to properly pronounce the Greek letter gamma, so the closest we can get is "YEE-ros."
Do what I do -- mosey on in and start yelling at the guy behind the counter, "You fucking piece of shit I should kick the fuck outta you right now for what you did to my sister!" Then say Yee-rdo
actually what we call "Hero" is just derived from Gyro, i greeks that even differ on the pronunciation, but i believe they call it "hero", althoug i like like to call it J-eye-Row