How Can I Enlarge My Penis? (no Seriously)

[JUICESEEKER]

THERE ARE SO MANY METHODS OUT THERE, PUMPS, INPLANTS. HAS ANYBODY TRIED TO INCREASE THERE SIZE, WHICH ONES IS BEST?

 

[Boss101]

You mentioned all the most common methods pumps and implants. Something you could try is to trim the hair around the base which would make you look bigger.

This is true I read this before but I can find the link. Men increased the size of the dicks by 1-3 inches using a U bike lock. It requires you to be standing most of the day you tie the lock around your guy and the weight strecthes the skin and makes you bigger. You have to do this for more the 6 weeks and some men experience pain during sex so it might not be worth it.

 

[FISHTALES]

http://www.peforum.net/forum/forumdisplay.php?forumid=4

 

[JUICESEEKER]

THANKS FISHTALES, THAT WEB SITE IS PRETTY USEFUL.

 

[gmanlax7]

I've heard of the Lock trick, but i think it has to be done for years

 

[brianmincher]

Inject it with synthol. I have seen it do wonders for biceps, it might work, who knows. You try it first and let us know how it goes.

B.

 

[AAP]

Slam it in the door.

 

[Legs1010]

Austin Powers used a pump, I think you should too. If it is good enough for Austin it is good enough for anyone.

 

[Japanese machine]

cut a hole in your matress and sleep on you stomach with a 45 plate attached to it, do this 2-3 times a week, your dick will dangle to your knees.

seriously though, shave!

 

[2 ton hoss]

BASICALLY, WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IS IMAGINE SAUSAGES ALL DAY LONG.

SOONER OR LATER, THE ONE EYED CHINAMAN WILL DO HIS HAPPY DANCE.