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StickFigure
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I picked this up off of MySpace, what a riot!!
"Angry Dragon" - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".
2) While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth, right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon".
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"Angry Pirate" - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate".
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"The Andretti" - When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky manoeuvre, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.
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"Arabian Goggles" (see also "Ray Bans") - The bizarre act of stretching your scrotum across your lover's face and placing one testicle upon each eye. Voila! Arabian Goggles!
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"Arabian Goggles with Bad Flavour" - Putting your balls in her eye sockets and farting in her face. Can be performed in either direction, good while getting head, even better when getting your salad tossed.
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"Atomic Nut Drop" - You're getting brains from a chick while standing near a window, at least on the 3rd floor. Right as you are about to spurt, you throw her out the window, and proceed to spurt, trying to hit her body three or more stories down.
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"Australian Death Grip" - The act of grabbing a woman by the crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed.
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"The Avalanche" - After a girl gives a really fat guy a Blow Job, he drops his stomach on her head like an avalanche. Smaller guys can give a snowstorm or a flurry
"Angry Dragon" - 1) While receiving oral sex from a female, the male pulls out and shoots his load up her nose. The female then snorts to expel the semen from her nasal cavity, henceforth creating the appearance of an "angry dragon".
2) While receiving a blow job, cum in her mouth, right when she's about to swallow, you smack her in the back of the head with a free hand and she'll spew it out her nose, hence the appearance of an "Angry Dragon".
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"Angry Pirate" - This is where you proceed to perform a "Houdini" on a girl. With exquisite aim you launch your load into her eyeball. You then swiftly kick her in the shin and run for the nearest exit. As you look back over your shoulder, it will look like you are being chased by a one eyed, one legged "angry pirate".
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"The Andretti" - When receiving road head, swerve the car left and right. Her weight shifting will enhance the sensation. Risky manoeuvre, so it's best if done with a toothless cocksucker and a open road.
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"Arabian Goggles" (see also "Ray Bans") - The bizarre act of stretching your scrotum across your lover's face and placing one testicle upon each eye. Voila! Arabian Goggles!
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"Arabian Goggles with Bad Flavour" - Putting your balls in her eye sockets and farting in her face. Can be performed in either direction, good while getting head, even better when getting your salad tossed.
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"Atomic Nut Drop" - You're getting brains from a chick while standing near a window, at least on the 3rd floor. Right as you are about to spurt, you throw her out the window, and proceed to spurt, trying to hit her body three or more stories down.
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"Australian Death Grip" - The act of grabbing a woman by the crotch and staring deeply into her eyes until you're slapped or kissed.
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"The Avalanche" - After a girl gives a really fat guy a Blow Job, he drops his stomach on her head like an avalanche. Smaller guys can give a snowstorm or a flurry
