Holy fuck did that fell good!!

[Stanknogger]

I had an extra condom laying around so i put it on to jack off, and for some reason it got like plastered to the head of me dick proolly cause i was pumping so ahrd and it didnt have a little place for the jizz to go into so the jizz was like backing up in my dick, it FELT SO FUCKING GOOD. imean damn, that was better then antyhing else i have ever felt.

do you think its harmful, i mean it felt like i was gonna explode but it felt SO FUCKING GOOD im doin it again in 30 min as soon as i can get another boner

im thinking if i just cover my dick hole with my thumb that will work to. shit that felt so good....god damn...

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

haha

 

[acuraman]

hmmm never heard of that one before

 

[Stanknogger]

My god it felt so fuking good last night, my dick is qiute sore today i think its coz i jacked off 5 times

dude u have to try this!!

 

[badabing]

hehe, when i was younger i was snooping through my parents cupboard and i found a pack of condoms so i decided to give the old "masterbating with a condom" thing a go. well i put it on and it was like a sleeping bag around my cock. and then i tried to jack off but the thing split right down the middle. i couldn't figure it out so i looked on the packet and it had a use-by date of about 1970 lol.

 

[woollis2]

hehe, when i was younger i was snooping through my parents cupboard and i found a pack of condoms so i decided to give the old "masterbating with a condom" thing a go. well i put it on and it was like a sleeping bag around my cock. and then i tried to jack off but the thing split right down the middle. i couldn't figure it out so i looked on the packet and it had a use-by date of about 1970 lol.

That's so hilarious about the use-by date!!

 

[woollis2]

Know what else feels good?

That may feel good to you, but you know what really feels good? Turning my vibrator on and letting it vibrate on my clit until I climax HARD!!! THat feels soooooooo good.

 

[Longhorn85]

I had an extra condom laying around so i put it on to jack off, and for some reason it got like plastered to the head of me dick proolly cause i was pumping so ahrd and it didnt have a little place for the jizz to go into so the jizz was like backing up in my dick, it FELT SO FUCKING GOOD. imean damn, that was better then antyhing else i have ever felt.

do you think its harmful, i mean it felt like i was gonna explode but it felt SO FUCKING GOOD im doin it again in 30 min as soon as i can get another boner

im thinking if i just cover my dick hole with my thumb that will work to. shit that felt so good....god damn...

What would possess you to use a condom while jerking off? Must have been good though, you should take yourself out to dinner first though, maybe bring flowers to yourself. As George Carlin said, don't just go in there and use yourself again.

 

[Crazier]

You can do the same thing by applying firm pressure to your taint. (You know, the area between your nuts and asshole.)
When you feel like you're going to cum, apply pressure, it'll subside, and let you continue on your mission... Your load will grow larger, and larger. Then, when you just can't take it anymore, take the finger you had on your taint, glide it into your asshole, apply pressure on the prostate... sit back, and explode. It'll blow last night's orgasm away.

Good luck.
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[HumorMe]

Re: Re: Holy fuck did that fell good!!

What would possess you to use a condom while jerking off? Must have been good though, you should take yourself out to dinner first though, maybe bring flowers to yourself. As George Carlin said, don't just go in there and use yourself again.

Oh shit....this whole fucking thread is hilarious! This is funny shit!