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hmm... anal question from a chick

wavywoman

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I've been reading a lot of posts about guys liking anal... I was freaked out when I found out how much my boyfriend liked the idea, since I had no idea guys in general were so into it!
Well, we tried it ONCE and I HATED IT. He wasn't rough or anything, and put his finger in there first to stretch it a little, we used lube... It was still painful as hell, gave me cramps, made me feel like I had to run to the bathroom and have diarrhea, I wanted to like it so much (or at least tolerate it) since he was into it. I couldn't get the idea of "eew, nasty, he has his precious thing up my disgusting germy cornhole!". Since he's a caring person he stopped, figuring that I wasn't enjoying myself.
So guys/girls, how do you make this whole anal thing enjoyable? Is it something you're born with, or do the girls (recipients) have to work on it? Am I just an analphobic with a tightass?
 
try this----- Get in the missionary position, but instead of his penis going in the vagina put just the head in the anus, and use either your hand or his hand to stroke the shaft, that way there is no "in-out" this is a good and non painfull way to enter (no pun ) the world of anal sex
 
Flamming....just want to add one thing. You are right in that most women need us guys to take it one step at a time and real slow. If you start out licking for a while,(a day, week, whatever) then the next step should be rubbing with your finger. After that some insertion with the finger.

With a lot of women it has to be a slow build up. Most of the women I've been with have enjoyed it.
 
So guys/girls, how do you make this whole anal thing enjoyable? Is it something you're born with, or do the girls (recipients) have to work on it? Am I just an analphobic with a tightass? [/B][/QUOTE]

should ask Jenna Jameson she probably has the answer...
 
RE: ANAL SEX




All I can say is that I think it's THE BOMB!!!
 
Man, I just don't get it...

Man, I just don't know if I will ever "get" why guys like anal so much. I can't get over the asshole=stinky shit=bacteria thing. All it makes me think about is hemmroids, infections, aids, gay men. I'm telling you, I can't describe how shocked I was when I realised the guy I'm seeing liked it so much. He was like "It's sooo dirty/forbidden".
 
I had a long and rather unexpected conversation about this topic over the weekend. What we've come up with is that within straight boy/girl relationships (or flat out sex) it's more about the dominance vs. submission that the actual *sex act*. That's not to say there are variables - because there are but if you we're to give a semi-blanket statement I think that about covers it.


Kinda like - *cough* the hook and the tail - but different.



HUZAH!
 
It takes getting used to. I agree with BPB though that once a girl gets experienced she enjoys it more than vaginal sex.
 
I've tried it on three girls. The first two said I was too big and it hurt. The third couldn't get enough. She even wanted me to give it to her in the ass while she used a vibrator on her clit That was incredible!! so I guess it depends on the girl..
 
velvett said:
I had a long and rather unexpected conversation about this topic over the weekend. What we've come up with is that within straight boy/girl relationships (or flat out sex) it's more about the dominance vs. submission that the actual *sex act*. That's not to say there are variables - because there are but if you we're to give a semi-blanket statement I think that about covers it.

Kinda like - *cough* the hook and the tail - but different.


In my opinion, you came up with the wrong answer. Dominance vs. submission has little to do with it. My last few ladies have freaking begged for it. They all get off a lot stronger from back door sex. They tell me it feels incredible. It's all about pleasure.
 
hmm.. i should let my girl read this.. but hey i dont want my girl to have to run to the bathroom everytime she has to shit cause i streched out her cornhole
 
some backgrounds info on girls and anal sex:

We know some males like anal stimulation because of direct access to the prostate gland which is much more sensitive than the head of the penis (not many guys want to know let alone discuss this , because they don't want to be associated with them faggot fruitcakes)

But females have no prostate gland there or....??? So why are some of them anal-crazed?

#1: Guys: Remember you got kicked in the balls once? you didn't feel it only there but also like your stomach was impaled with hot knives. It turns out that a lot of nerves share common pathways. For a female even more as her front door and back door share a lot more similarity in make-up and functionality than males. It takes some practice but a female can learn to tune in and redirect signals to the pleasure centers in the brain.

#2: The clit turns out not te be only some love button on the outside, but is much larger, having a saddle like shape which wraps around the cervix shaft and also can be stimulated from the backdoor

#3: Girls brain is fueled more by serotonine and guys brain more by dopamine... I remember some girls vomiting when they took the same amount of MDMA as I did (after that they enjoyed it). I did some reading and I learned that serotonine is not only mood enhancer but also messenger for complex mechanisms as body temperature regulation and food-processing/metabolism and controls movement of the bowels...

I read that if pressure is applied (from eating a large meal) to tissue of the stomach or the rectum, certain nerves give signals to the brain to release more serotonin, which acts as a reward chemical
(survival instinct: food = good) and also stimulates glands to produce food-processing enzymes etc...

That's why certain people have developed bulemia, they allmost get off eating.... However serotonine can deplete very quick if abused and knowing that their fat bodies aren't very attractive to have regular sex with they need even more food to feel a bit satisfied.

But back to the main cornhole..... Pressure appliance doesn't need to come from food alone, a long not too thick dick is well suited to rubbing lot of the females inside surface area thereby able releasing massive quantities of serotonine.

We guys have to build it up slow with anal virgins, It takes some practice for most girls before they can handle lareger meat without discomfort (you have training kits for this purpose) but when they get used to it you sure to witness some universe collapsing orgasms...

Holding simultanious a vibrator against the clit is a good way to learn the female to 'associate' anal sex with having a good time and how to redirect nerve signals from the back door to the pleasure centers.....

Watching a female having anal orgasm is...spectacular.
Her head becomes red, like she's having some mad poppers rush and the moaning(!), no holding back here, the whole neighbourhood can enjoy it. when the big tidalwave hits here the uncontrollable muscle spasms in here anal shaft causes incredible stimulation of your dick, which will have you probably come very hard too...

Thai Jelly Beads on a string are a good way too get your girl started. also GHB has the amazing quiality of turning decent conservative girls in anal sluts (that they always wanted to be anyway but always felt too restricticted).


Damn! I feel Like having a Blue Smurf a cap of G and a tight girls ass right now....

:p :D :p :D :D
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
wavy, you're not going to like it the first time. It takes awhile to adapt to the sensation. But almost every woman that I've ever dared broached the subject with, said that after they got used to it, it was almost better than vaginal sex. THat's the honest to god truth.


You won't like it anytime, it will hurt! :bawling:

No way any man will put it in my booty. No way!!!! :o
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
OH relax peach...............when you find the right guy you want to get kinky with, give him your butt, you won't regret it.....and if I'm ever in the Huoston area, I'll take yer butt!!!:D
anyway, isn't it worth at least trying? you never know, you might like it. There certainly is enough evidence to show that at least some women love the anal stimulus.

Houston? You will be too far from my butt still, thank god I won't have to give it up. Whew!


I live in DALLAS, BPB. :)
 
8pack said:
She even wanted me to give it to her in the ass while she used a vibrator on her clit That was incredible!!

my wife does the same thing, her orgasm is incredible. really makes ya feel like a man, lol
 
I got my toes licked, and well other things this weekend .. really peach you don't know what you're missing.
 
Actually toe sucking is not very big .. I think this one was trying his best to impress me every way he knew how as he thought I had slept with his friend, and wanted to prove he was better.
 
NYStrip said:


Yeah, but unless you haven't told us everything May, your choice of holes is limited to one.




I've slept with women in the past.
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
oooooppppps.......I'm sorry sweetie <why did I think you were in houston?> Oh well, let me correct myself than........next time I'm in "DALLAS".......I'll have to show peachy the ropes regarding anal sex. I promise you'll have the most mind bending orgasm you've ever had!!!
And if you want, I'll suck your toes while I'm doing it.......I know you like that:horny:


You are going to hurt me, aren't you, BPB? :(

I have a question though, how can you suck my toes and give me anal at the same time? :)
 
I had my prostate checked once and it was a nastty feeling. I really don't understand gays.
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
yes peach, me on top, with your legs up in the air, feet right beside my cheeks...........and yes........in your butt!!! So with one hand I'll be grabbing one of your ankles, and with other I'll be searching out your clit.........how's that sound?:D

I like the searching for my clit part. :D
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
clam.....why would you want to vomit?

Peach, see, it won't be so bad!!!

Johnny, I like it to when I've had it done to me......kind of weird at first though......


Wait a minute, who "did it" to you?

I might have to think about this a lot more, BPB:worried:

Please say that it was a woman and she used something on you! :(
 
why are some (peaches) so opposed and closed minded about something they have not given a chance to be pleasureful?



fellas... i havent back doored often.. once so far in my life ( i lost my hard on each and every other time before that cuz i thought it was nasty)... anyway, a few weeks back i had my finger in there and was bangin away from behind while she had the vibrator rockin on the clit... it was the COOLEST FEELING to feel my cock head through her asshole... i could beat myself off while nailing her... ROCK ON!!!
 
why are some (peaches) so opposed and closed minded about something they have not given a chance to be pleasureful?

so are you open minded enough to have someone fuck YOU in the ass? you will feel more pleasure than a woman will, you know...
 
All it makes me think about is hemmroids, infections, aids, gay men

if this is your attitude you will NEVER enjoy it and your ass will NEVER loosen up. start by loosening up your mind...
 
decibel said:


if this is your attitude you will NEVER enjoy it and your ass will NEVER loosen up. start by loosening up your mind...

I'm sorry, Decibal, but I want to wait until I am married to sample that part of sex. I am scared, I have heard women say that they bled and it hurt. :(

Boy howdy, I really want that, woo hoo. Bloody butt, yeah! :mad:
 
BeardedClam said:
when i give you the buttsex peaches i will use plenty of lube and i will take it very slow. dont worry.

:cold: :worried:


I hope that I can just fade away. :teleport:
 
decibel... you know its completely different because if i am getting fucked in the ass that means their is a dick in me... and THAT is NOT going to happen... she can stick a finger in there and i am ok with that.. BUT NO COCKS!!! and if you wanna come back with a "dildo" then fine... let me use a 12 inch dildo on her and she can do me with her little 6 incher... but believe me, i am going last cuz if i bleed someone will die....

uh... ok...
 
madbomber31 said:
decibel... you know its completely different because if i am getting fucked in the ass that means their is a dick in me... and THAT is NOT going to happen... she can stick a finger in there and i am ok with that.. BUT NO COCKS!!! and if you wanna come back with a "dildo" then fine... let me use a 12 inch dildo on her and she can do me with her little 6 incher... but believe me, i am going last cuz if i bleed someone will die....

uh... ok...

Oh, okay! It's okay if we bleed, but not for you. :mad:
 
From the gay boy's perspective: what everybody else said, and yes it takes time to get used to.

There's a sex writer who has an entire book about anal sex for women- Tristan Taormino. She mostly writes for the lesbian crowd, but I think it's probably good general information for this particular topic:

www.puckerup.com
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
peachie, you are a never ending source of amusement!!!!!!!
By the way, I was talking to johhny about toe sucking. I liked it when a girl did it to me, but I didn't think it was big in fagland......which he confirmed. Next time, read a couple posts back......you'll get the whole picture clearer. And who told you about getting a bloody butt? That is so ridiculous......if a woman gets a bloody ass from butt sex, it's because the man shoved it in there with no prior stretching and probably no lube.

Thanks. :mad: :(

I guess you are just going to have to Dallas and show me, huh? :)
 
OH MY GOD murf............I practically shed tears when I saw the ads for the flick "bend over boyfriend" at that site.........classic shit dude, absolutely fucking classic!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmmm...coudn't find the video on the site. I know she's into that stuff too...after all, reciprocation's only fair.;)
 
wavywoman,
I think the way to make it enjoyable is.
1 be as clean as possible(inside and out)
2 Use a comdom
3 I think most importantly be very relaxed
( remember when you were a virgin? It didn't feel so good the first time did it?)
4 lots of foreplay(as suggested previously)
5 push down a little. (loosen that puckernut no point in fighting)
6 get astroglide (use a ton)
7 and of couse pratie pratice pratice (LOL)

the few women I have done it with enjoyed it but I think this is the kind of thing where small and narrow willies are better to start with
Try a mini vibrator to see if this is really something you would like to explore "in depth".
:angel:
 
i seriously doubt that you are serious, but if you are, this is what you need to do...

1 -- get one of those shower heads with a massage head attached to a hose.

2 -- unscrew the head off so you just get a single stream of water.

3 -- run that stream of water up your ass for a few seconds, then push it out.

4 -- continue doing this until the water coming out of your ass is completely clean - then do it some more!

5 -- now that you know your ass is clean you are more likely to relax and not feel self-consciouss.

6 -- don't use "astroglide", get a bottle of "wet" and put a bunch of it on his dick and in your ass.

7 -- start in missionary position and have him SLOWLY go inside. if it takes ten minutes to go all the way in, let it take ten minutes. the first part's the hard part, so take your time.

8 -- at first it will burn a little and maybe even seriously hurt -- DON'T GIVE UP!! the fun's just about to start!

9 -- have him go in and out of you very slowly for a while until your ass relaxes completely and start to really enjoy it.

10- now have him hammer-fuck the shit out of you while he calls you a dirty bitch until you have a screaming orgasm.

- you will be addicted - :p

have fun.
 
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LOL decibel...nice one.

And Peaches, there's more than one volunteer in Texas to help initiate you! :p

OK guys & any gals who've got the experience:

I love this shit too, but unfortunately my g/f is always paranoid about this act. We've been together for 1 1/2 years and we've done the butt a total of 3 times. The first two time we were both drunk, but she's NEVER had harder orgasms than from those first two times. The third was nearly a year, yes a YEAR later and although it didn't seem to hurt her, she didn't have the same result. I think she psychologically prevented a hard "O" the 3rd time since the first two were so intense.

The reason for her paranoia, even though I've never hurt her and she knows she can enjoy it, is because one of her asshole ex'es did this to her whenever he wanted, regardless of her choice. That's royally F'ed her up about the whole thing, and it take much, much coaxing from me to get her to try it...though I fail 99% of the time. I know she CAN enjoy it very, very much, and I freakin' can't get enough, but it's getting her to the point of agreement that's my big hurdle.

Aside from tracking down the mutherf*cker (her ex), castrating him, pulling out his toenails one by one, literally torturing the shit out of him, then killing him with my bare hands...anyone have suggestions on how to work with my g/f? I'm not complaining at all about our sex life, which is great, but I'm at a loss on this. It wouldn't bug me remotely as much if I didn't KNOW for a fact that she can get off hardest of all this way.

Thanks for any advice.
 
1bigpitbull said:
Let him stick his tounge up your ass you'll be lovin it:D
What the hell are you talking about? "him", "his"? I'm male and nobody is sticking a tounge up my ass buddy! You seem a bit confused.:rolleyes:
 
realdeal -- that's a hard one. the only thing i could think of is just attempting it ONLY when you are in a very romantic mood and not when you are just having a quicky. try caressing and kissing her for hours so that she feels loved and she doesn't see it as something "dirty". it seems like she's afraid of feeling "used". show her you care for her and she might get over it.
 
I'm no expert since I've never done it.

I wouldn't either unless she asked for it. There are too many advantages to other forms of sex. I have to admit that anal sex does have legions of fans. I think it is nasty which is stimulating in a way.
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
peach, I'll come down to dallas and show you how it's done...........but you have to promise to do something extra naughty to me in return. Hint: it involves your tongue.


I am not licking your butthole!!! :mad:
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
hehehe....yeah, I'd be gentle, and I think most guys here would be too, especially for a sweetie like you. THey just like to talk big shit..........the difference though, is that I'd warm you up with my tongue first:D :D So there wouldn't be any real need to go superslow at the beginning;) ;)


No no no! You will be as slow as physically possible. :dodgy: Slow like a turtle BPB!!!! :o


Turtle Slow, yeah! :angel:
 
Holy shit! This thread grew!

Damn! I forgot I even posted this question, and now I come back a while later and it's still going on!
Ughhhhhhh. Yeah, I'm going to Boston this weekend with my boyfriend--- undoubtebly he'll want to try anal again. Sorry, I still think this inhibition of mine will stick around. Well, I didn't clarify either that I only see him every two weeks or so-- sort of a long-distance thing going on... IF we saw each other more often :p I might be able to practice practice practice. Maybe a weekend of constant sex will wear me down so much that I won't care anymore...
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
just go for it wavy........make him go real slow for awhile, and then tell him to speed up or slow down to your liking. Buy you definitely have to be relaxed though.

I plan of doing that too. :xeye: "Slow down, Hoss! Ouch!!! Owwww!!! Slow down, I said!!" :good:

Oh, and your MPH is .0125. :lmao:
 
So many women are afraid of anal sex and what people will think. I was raised in a conservative environment and grew into a sex crazed animal so I don't know if this opinion is typical. If I heard a girl was into anal...it would increase my interest in fucking her because I would figure she really enjoyed sex. But it would also lower any interest I may have had in marriage. Look forward to hearing what Peaches thinks of it. Hmmm....125 MPH. That is smoking, I don't know if I have ever gone that fast. Oh...it is .0125 MPH. Don't snails go much faster?:)
 
Boob Lover II said:
So many women are afraid of anal sex and what people will think. I was raised in a conservative environment and grew into a sex crazed animal so I don't know if this opinion is typical. If I heard a girl was into anal...it would increase my interest in fucking her because I would figure she really enjoyed sex. But it would also lower any interest I may have had in marriage. Look forward to hearing what Peaches thinks of it. Hmmm....125 MPH. That is smoking, I don't know if I have ever gone that fast. Oh...it is .0125 MPH. Don't snails go much faster?:)


I never said I absolutely didn't want to have anal sex, I just said that I wanted to do it with someone who wouldn't hurt me. :(
 
My plane waiting to take me to Toronto is idling and running low on gas. In another day it will only have enough fuel to go to Dallas. Lets see.
 
Rats, the board freaked while I was looking up the meaing of that face you are making. I boune around a lot with different boards and two businesses so sometimes my posts do not really fit in exactly. They may be a carry over from a different thread and the new thred completes the thought. Without benefit of knowledge of this background, one may wonder what Boob Lover II is thinking. Let me assure you that Boob Lover II is thinking of boobs, and rears and sex. He is pretty simple.:)
 
Boob Lover II said:
Rats, the board freaked while I was looking up the meaing of that face you are making. I boune around a lot with different boards and two businesses so sometimes my posts do not really fit in exactly. They may be a carry over from a different thread and the new thred completes the thought. Without benefit of knowledge of this background, one may wonder what Boob Lover II is thinking. Let me assure you that Boob Lover II is thinking of boobs, and rears and sex. He is pretty simple.:)


Uhn-huh, yeah. :xeye:

:lmao:

You are simple.

Simple Simon met a pieman while going to the fair,
Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"What do you have there?"
Said that pieman to Simple Simon,
"It's a pie, you fuckwit!".
 
UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

I HAATE ANAL! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!

Ok, so I let my boyfriend stick his finger up my ass, just to ease me into it, you know? He wasn't hard or rough or anything, but UGH! I HATED IT. I couldn't STAND IT! I had this picture in my head of his finger coming out of my ass, covered in my shit and god knows what else! My anus was alright for the first inch, but then it totally rejected his finger and fought back, almost felt like when I have constipation and what I'm trying to push out is fighting to stay in! UUUUGGGGHHHHH :splat:
Trying to change my attitude is much easier said then done, all my life I thought ass fucking was some kind of "disgusting shit" only gay men did.
 
OK...OK...we get the picture.

I'm perfectly content with all the other things a fit, pretty woman has to offer. It sure is fun to massage a good butt though. I'd encourage women to stick to their guns if they are not attracted to anal. An old friend of mine "had to have their butt." He finally realized he was gay and quit fighting it.
 
Re: UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!

wavywoman said:
I HAATE ANAL! I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT!

Ok, so I let my boyfriend stick his finger up my ass, just to ease me into it, you know? He wasn't hard or rough or anything, but UGH! I HATED IT. I couldn't STAND IT! I had this picture in my head of his finger coming out of my ass, covered in my shit and god knows what else! My anus was alright for the first inch, but then it totally rejected his finger and fought back, almost felt like when I have constipation and what I'm trying to push out is fighting to stay in! UUUUGGGGHHHHH :splat:
Trying to change my attitude is much easier said then done, all my life I thought ass fucking was some kind of "disgusting shit" only gay men did.


Ohhhhhhh God!!!! Are you serious? :cold: :worried: :xeye:
 
Sounded pretty serious to me.

Why do something if you don't want to? They will probably come up with another huge request after that one is filled. Sometimes I wonder how I would react to a girl that said, "Uh...Booblover II, would you fuck my ass please?" Sometimes I think....COOL. Others I think....STRANGE. Others I think...You will never know without trying it. Guys tell me the big advantage is the tightness of the butt. So if a girl had a loose pussy...I could see the advantage. A fairly tight pussy just can't be beat though. No way. I also prefer to see their face and breasts over their butt. Thats me though...I'm a Booblover II.:p
 
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Re: Sounded pretty serious to me.

Boob Lover II said:
Why do something if you don't want to? They will probably come up with another huge request after that one is filled. Sometimes I wonder how I would react to a girl that said, "Uh...Booblover II, would you fuck my ass please?" Sometimes I think....COOL. Others I think....STRANGE. Others I think...You will never know without trying it. Guys tell me the big advantage is the tightness of the butt. So if a girl had a loose pussy...I could see the advantage. A fairly tight pussy just can't be beat though. No way. I also prefer to see their face and breasts over their butt. Thats me though...I'm a Booblover II.:p


Isn't that sweet? :xeye:
 
this whole thing makes me angry

Ugh, this just pisses me off...
Well, I did let him stick his dick in my ass once before, and it was really horrible, made me feel like I was taking a crap. It didn't last long. He could tell I was uncomfortable-- I could sense that he knew because he kept getting soft, then he'd jerk himself a little, then I'd freak out in the head when he'd attempt to touch me with shit-fingers.
My pussy, btw, is almost too tight in general, but that's a whole other topic... So I don't think he wants my ass b/c I have a bucket puss or anything.
Makes me mad because I feel like I'm constantly saying no all the time, like I'm a shitty girlfriend. I still don't understand why some guy would want to stick his cock there....
 
Re: this whole thing makes me angry

wavywoman said:
Ugh, this just pisses me off...
Well, I did let him stick his dick in my ass once before, and it was really horrible, made me feel like I was taking a crap. It didn't last long. He could tell I was uncomfortable-- I could sense that he knew because he kept getting soft, then he'd jerk himself a little, then I'd freak out in the head when he'd attempt to touch me with shit-fingers.



Ewwwwwwww!!!! :mad: :xeye:
 
Anal sex isn't gross, just make sure your clean. The hangup is in your head not your ass.

The anus has more "pleasure" nerve endings than even the clit. Seems like the biggest problem is that your so grossed out by part of your own anatomy that you can't relax. And in order to have anal you must relax.

The anus has two sphincters(round muscles) both of which must be relaxed in order to have anal. The anus can stretch out much larger than a man's penis, with enough lube and relaxation of the muscle. (Ever wonder how they clear a rectal obstruction or impaction, they stick a hand up there).

The biggest tell is your statement that "anal sex is disgusting shit gay men did". You definately have a hang up you need to work through before you will ever enjoy it.

BTW - every girl I have dated told me their orgasms from anal were the best they ever had, especially when using a toy vaginally as well!!
 
I did it with my girlfriend now she can'tget enough of it. The first couple of times we had trouble doing it, but then I did her on her side for over an hour and sheloved it. The last time we did it, it was "doggy style" and she loved it even more. we only stopped because her legs gave out.....lol.
 
HeavyDutyGuy said:
I did it with my girlfriend now she can'tget enough of it. The first couple of times we had trouble doing it, but then I did her on her side for over an hour and sheloved it. The last time we did it, it was "doggy style" and she loved it even more. we only stopped because her legs gave out.....lol.



Really? :xeye:
 
Sometimes a girl can't fit my immense member in her mouth so I do her in the butt. They love the feeling of being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Damn near tear my bed apart!:D
 
Test boy said:
Sometimes a girl can't fit my immense member in her mouth so I do her in the butt. They love the feeling of being stuffed like a Thanksgiving turkey. Damn near tear my bed apart!:D


Okay...see? Now you're just telling stories. :dodgy:
 
Test boy said:
Not true...I will post a pic soon as I get a super wide angle lens.:)

Post it in the Men's pics forum, please!!! It will save me the trouble of having to move it.

Can't wait, btw!!! I love me some peepee!!!! :p


No, not yours Bill. :mad:
 
Slice of Peach,


When it is done correctly, women love anal. Problem is ususlly mental. Also by the time they are willing to try anal they are fairly sexually experienced, and forget that it too them a while to learn how to get "fulfillment" out of vaginal sex.

I've dated women who thought the idea was gross at first, but once they learned how to enjoy it, it was their favorite kind of sex.
 
Buttfucking is cool but not as good as fucking their throat and pumping huge loads down it. Some girls never quit sucking until it gets hard again. I have to get the police to make some girls leave my dick alone. They love it so much it is scary.:D
 
Test boy said:
Buttfucking is cool but not as good as fucking their throat and pumping huge loads down it. Some girls never quit sucking until it gets hard again. I have to get the police to make some girls leave my dick alone. They love it so much it is scary.:D



:xeye:
 
At first my girlfriend was eager

I hinted around at trying it one night and she was like 'yeah i have been wanting to try it for a while but wasnt sure if you would want to'. We did it like 3 times after that and she loved it. One night she road it like a bull and shocked the shit out of me.
We didnt do it for about 2 months and now its hard to talk her into it, and when i do, she seems to be in too much discomfort and i cant go on because i feel bad. Some lady told me and her a story about prisoners not being able to hold their shit after getting butt fucked so much and i think it scared her.
She's been out of town for a couple days and gets back tommorow, maybe we can start over.
 
Re: At first my girlfriend was eager

sybin56 said:
I hinted around at trying it one night and she was like 'yeah i have been wanting to try it for a while but wasnt sure if you would want to'. We did it like 3 times after that and she loved it. One night she road it like a bull and shocked the shit out of me.
We didnt do it for about 2 months and now its hard to talk her into it, and when i do, she seems to be in too much discomfort and i cant go on because i feel bad. Some lady told me and her a story about prisoners not being able to hold their shit after getting butt fucked so much and i think it scared her.
She's been out of town for a couple days and gets back tommorow, maybe we can start over.

Is that true though about not being able to hold it in? :eek:
 
No it's not true about not being able to keep yourself from going to the bathroom. The sphincter muscles are designed to stretch out allowing waste products to be expelled.

Not to be gross, but think about taking a crap. Really, if something that thick can go out, couldn't something that thick go in.

Sorry to be gross , but sometimes people say some off the wall ridiculous. If half of the BS people say about sex was true, I'd be blind as a bat..
 
BigPhysicsBastard said:
peach, if anything, anal sex would compact your bowels, making it MORE difficult to take a #2. On the other hand, if you're getting mercilessly raped in the ass, like an inmate would, than eventually it would come out and the sphincter muscles would be stretched out too far. But that's under SEVERE conditions. YOu have to understand, some inmates are actually auctioned off, they get mercilessly rammed in the ass almost 24/7.......

That last part scared me!!!! :shocked: :cold:

Okay, but if I can't hold it in, I'm gonna be mad. :mad:


:p
 
Hmm...for an anal virgin, Peaches is all over this thread.

I'm betting that she experiments soon. Her interest has clearly grown. I want to hear the story! Wouldn't that be something if our Peaches turned into an anal slut? Guess we would all share responsibility...or praise.:)
 
anal

i personally love it....it hurts at first but i get such a full feeling from it....the primal aspect of it is a major mental turnon too. wht i climax during anal....its SOOOOO MUCH HARDER....sometimes i canttell if i'll pass out, scream cry, or all of the above....i think a woman should at the very least give it a try.
 
Re: anal

pumpgirl said:
i personally love it....it hurts at first but i get such a full feeling from it....the primal aspect of it is a major mental turnon too. wht i climax during anal....its SOOOOO MUCH HARDER....sometimes i canttell if i'll pass out, scream cry, or all of the above....i think a woman should at the very least give it a try.


I am, I am, I have to find the right guy though first. :D
 
slice of peach

you are going to be hooked...... you can feel every nerve in your body explode when u cum from that....try a man in the back and a toy vibe in the front(dp) i actually passed out once like that when i "finished"

testboy....no i dont write...just express myself well:) !
 
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