High School...

[CrazyRussian]

Yo guys. If you hate teenagers bitching about not getting laid, please don't read on.

Basically, here's how it goes. I'm in high school. Bitches everywhere...but as we all know it's kinda intimidating talking to them. Every guy they meet since 12 has been trying to sodomize them, plus every guy in the class wants to F them, so it's like...when you're talking to them you feel 15 sets of ears on your conversation. Lots of pressure. You don't wanna flirt because theres a bunch of friends sitting around you who will start ragging on you, etc. They strike up a conversation with me sometimes, but the conversation usually goes Them: "Hey" Me: "Hi" "What up" "Nothing" *awkward silence* "Hey don't you hate Mr. So and So?" "Yeah..he's an idiot." "Yup". And then, it's poof. The worst part is, 5 minutes later, I think of some brilliant fucking line I could've said, but by then, it's too late. I usually go home, cry, look at EF, and beat off.

If anyone else here went through this predicament and could give me a few words of encouragement such as "In high-school, I wasn't getting laid at all. But when I got into college, I banged every girl on the cheerleading squad", I'd be the happiest guy in the world. Or you could tell me to F off and start complaining...it don't matter. And when I finally do get leighed, I'll post videos, pictures, charts, and diagrams. Let's just hope it'll be a female..under 50..for free...

 

[accuflex]

I know how you feel man....high school is the same way for me. The only thing I can say is to add a ton of chicks on icq, msn, yahoo or whatever. Talk to them and get to know them better. And when i say a ton...im mean like 25 or more chicks, everyone you can think of. If they dont wana talk, fuck em, if they dont wana date you fuck em. Who gives a shit if there "not into you" ya gota move on and keep looking.

Find the ones that will start talking to you without you saying "hi" to start it off. Talk to these chicks. But if your gona ask em out, talk to them in person first.

 

[Zer0 Defects]

1 word for you: R E L A X. Just chat with 'em, don't put so much pressure on yourself.

And on the topic of your friends ragging on you, they only do that because you have the balls to go talk to the girls....this ragging is also called jealousy. (well, unless the girls you are talking to are butt-ugly, in which case you deserve what you get....lol) So let them talk behind your back in their sausage-fest while your getting your freak on with all the fine ladies.

 

[CrazyRussian]

Thanks for the replies

K to you, my good men

Yeah, I'm not in a hurry to ask any girls out...just wanna be more social with them in general. Had another horrible experience today with not being able to say anything...kinda pissing me off. I guess I'll figure it out one of these days

 

[bluetwistedsteel67]

If you don't know what to say and you get into that awkward silence you have to tell her exactly what's happeneing (why you're not saying anything). Try, "I'm sorry, your just so damn hot I forget what I was about to say". Follow that up with a flirtatious smile and don't act overly embarassed. She will probably chuckle then tell her friends what you said and they'll all laugh about it. But, and trust me on this, every one of those girls she tells and every girl that is laughing about it will secretly be wishing some guy would say something that sweet to them. And later that girl you said it to will be thinking about you and when girls think an amazing and very important thing happens. They begin to get CURIOUS and a curious girl is your best chance to get laid. I'm telling you bro, get them thinking about you and wondering about you and you're in. Everybody thinks you've got to be suave and cool to get the puss but that only works for some chicks. You will eventually want to add that to your reperatoir but sometimes acting a little goofy will be much more effective. Getting laid is a learned skill bro and the first time is the hardest. Once you become skilled you will be getting laid all the time. I'm telling you bro, I tried and tried to get puss like crazy my freshman year then my sophmore year I boned this girl that was about a 6 in the face and was always wearing baggy clothes then when I peeled her clothes off this chick had a plaboy centerfolds body. We're talking a 10. Perfect. But after getting that taste I was hooked and by junior year I was getting the nookie often from many different chicks. But my point is you gotta start somewhere and if you can start with a star then by all means start there but if you have to drop down to someone lower on the chain to get your feet wet then do that. Good luck and let us know how your pursuit goes.

 

[pong21]

Man high school chicks don't want pickup lines. They need an excuse to fuck.


B! double E! double R! u! n! beer run! beer run!

 

[CrazyRussian]

Hey thanks a lot guys...

basically, the concensus is to be more social/jovial/friendly/outgoing. Unfortunately, I'm a naturally shy person. I've been workin on it, but I have a decent way to go...

I'll also try the beer thing

Ty again folks.

 

[miacova]

If you are afraid of others overhearing you and you want to make an impression at the same time, walk up to the girl and whisper in her ear. Nothing full on, just something like "We need to talk later..." and then she'll be wondering what its about and make time to see you when nobody else is around. Then, when she does ask you what its about, tell her you are taking her out on X evening. DO NOT SAY: "Would you like to go out on X" DO SAY: "I AM taking you out on X"

 

[naughtynurse]

Hrmmm, high school wasn't all that long ago for me and i'm a chick, so i can tell u what always worked on me with guys. For me humor goes a long way. Reading your posts u sound like a funny guy, so try using that in ur conversations with girls. Don't put too much pressure on yourself or u're gonna get those uneasy silences. That brings me to another point, confidence!!! Try building some of that... they'll be on u like flies, lol

 

[mdd]

fuck dude,, i dont think EF is the place u wanna be while waxing one off

anyways, i'm 4 yrs out of high school.. swallow ur pride and talk to them. deal with it if u get ragged on, they'll only do it bc their to much of a pusshay to do it themselves

if thats not enough incentive, after you graduate you WILL find out of a bunch of chicks in HS that wanted to bang you back then. ---> which sucks royally

ps. go for the nerds. well maybe not nerds but the more quiet/reserved chicks. nah screw it, nerds will do.

they're the freaks and are looking to break out.. if your half way up the social scale they'll be glad to associate with you, which will make things easier on ur end, plus they'll be the ones who come out of the wood work hot as fuck at ur 5-10 yr reunion and youll be able to tell ur buddys u got a BJ from her in her dads favorite chair

seriosly