Hey, Healother!!! Have we got an offer for you!!!

[musclemom]

Since it's against forum rules to post PMs I'm just writing you an open letter, here.

We, various members of EliteFitness C&C, have decided to take your sorry ass under our collective wing See:

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...ontributed-so-he-could-pay-hooker-585729.html

Since you don't seem to know what you want, how to get it, what you don't want, or even if you should do anything with it if you find it (or how to be righteous about any of this), we're going to resolve your conflicts and decide for you. We're going to pool our collective resourses, find you a really good hooker, pay for her ourselves, and have her fuck your brains out, isn't that wonderful?!?

All you have to do is lay there and take instruction ... oh, and video tape it, because we want to make sure she does the job we've paid for. Do you have a video camera? We need to know if we need to factor in equipment rental or perhaps we can find a hooker with a camcorder.

By the way, you can't shit on the whore. Although Wulfgar has graciously offered to screen potential candidates, I don't think I can get enough people to pony up that kind of dough.

So how's that for loving support? What other message board would provide you with this kind of personalized service!?!

 

[manny78]

What a lucky bastard. Even Lestat never managed to get a free hooker from us.

 

[string_bean00]

Hey....im a virgin too...

 

[manny78]

Btw too bad he doesnt live in Montreal cause I would have been able to get both girls from under $300. My Gf know them and the store clerk could have been Healother

 

[musclemom]

Hey....im a virgin too...

It's not about the virginity, it's about righteousness.

Look at Wulfgar. That man admits to the most sordid of sexual details, and he makes NO apologies. I actually admire that! If his father buying him a hooker at age 14 contributed to his chutzpah, then cool. Since Healother's daddy didn't love him enough to buy him a nice handjob when he was 14 then clearly someone needs to do it for him

 

[musclemom]

Btw too bad he doesnt live in Montreal cause I would have been able to get both girls from under $300. My Gf know them and the store clerk could have been Healother

By the gods if those two wouldn't stiffen up his backbone a little, nothing will.

I'm not buying him a plane ticket but maybe he'd be willing to pay for the ticket himself if Elite bankrolls the poontang?

Do you have a video camera, Manny? You could be in charge of on set direction and production!

 

[Mavafanculo]

bwahahahah

 

[Wulfgar]

Wulfgar is a good bro




I never thought my lifestyle would actually be admired by women..

and i still think I should be the screener