Help my cousin be a pimp!

[dzuljas]

Alright, my cousin Johnny D goes to school up at Seton Hall in Jersey. He has like no game with the ladies, he will say hi to them and they think that he is stalking them. He is skinny with fair skin, braces, and glasses. I have tried helping him out, bringing him to parties and intoducing him to chicks... I have run out of options. The kid is getting sad because he can only get pussy from disgustingly fat chicks.

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

 

[fsupat70]

if hes getting it from the hippos i dont see whats wrong

 

[ripper2]

if hes getting it from the hippos i dont see whats wrong

AAAHAHAHAAA!!

 

[DrDillio]

pics please

 

[BileStew]

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

Have him watch the movie.."The New Guy" and take tips from there.

Soon, he'll be a walking fucking dynamo with chicks hanging off him. He will also need a rottweiler or a bodyguard to keep the girls at bay.

 

[dzuljas]

here is a pic of him

 

[BileStew]

Forget my movie tip. He's hopeless.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

yep, no chance for this guy, not even juice can help