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Cynical Simian said:
Bump for movement to Pictures of Men unless someone can explain how this relates to training.


that is what I was thinking. what the hell happend to walkingbeast? this guy used to have a lot of good advice for everyone, now he just post up some weird as shit every once in a while.
 
Illuminati said:
that is what I was thinking. what the hell happend to walkingbeast? this guy used to have a lot of good advice for everyone, now he just post up some weird as shit every once in a while.


Now that is a loaded statement.

What did he post up that was good advice?
 
Cynical Simian said:
Keeping this thing on the first page is quite rude, too.


Oh now stop. Otherwise we might have to consider this as your application to the Rude administration.


Post up a pic of yourself photoshopped with some piercings, entrails, and unabomber sunglasses.
 
CS: please answer the following questions.

1) Have you ever vomited during a workout at a public gym? If so, please describe where the vomit landed and your response. Further describe your response to any complaints from fellow gym-goers/gym management.

2) Do you replace your weights when finished? Have you ever purposely loaded the bar upwards of 500 and left it for some other sap to unload?

3) If someone farts during deep squats, do you:
(a) pretend it didn’t happen so as not to embarrass them,
(b) give them a dirty look but continue about your business,
(c) ask them WTF is there problem, or
(d) laugh out loud, while pointing at the farter and asking out loud to the gym in general, “What died!?! Did somebody shit themselves??!! LoLoLZ!!”

4) Finally, if you’ve used chalk, do you:
(a) politely chalk just enough of your hand to get the job done, being careful not to shake dust anywhere and resealing the container after each use?
(b) coat your hands quite liberally, but still being careful not to let too much fall onto the floor/benches?
(c) pour your chalk onto the gym floor, then stick your hands into the pile and rummage around, coating your hands thoroughly and leaving a chalk trail over to the squat rack? Or
(d) steal another guy’s chalk while he’s in the bathroom or completing a deep squat and proceed to chalk your hands, feet, & neck, snorting like a mad bull, yelling “It’s All Me!!” and, when done, kick over the chalk container and blow the excess from your hands into the eyes of another gym-goer?

Please answer honestly.
 
lol, I hate you guys.

Ironically, by the time it was taken down, I'd actually begun to like the old KTS sticky thanks to your thorough hijacking of it.
 
Cynical Simian said:
lol, I hate you guys.

Ironically, by the time it was taken down, I'd actually begun to like the old KTS sticky thanks to your thorough hijacking of it.


While we appreciate the compliments - sucking up in no way will aid your application into the administration.

Now get out there and show complete disregard for that SHIT!!!1!
 
I worked out so hard Tuesday, that I just took the rest of the week off b/c I'm so hardcore. That's why I'm the treasurer, right Mek?
 
Cynical Simian said:
Damn, I thought it would work. But, alas, I must admit defeat since a far stronger candidate has already submitted his application.


Nonsense. That guy is a moron - he is too stupid to know the difference between being RUDE and, well, stupid. Also - he can not tell the difference between shit and That SHIT!!!1!.

Now as to your application, any facial piercings? Body art? Pics of your upper back with acne? We have standards to keep here.
 
I thought CS didn't have a chance . .. but it's pretty rude to keep us hanging like this and refuse to even turn IN the application.
 
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