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Had my first Threesome =)

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liquidanny

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I have been after this for years dammit! I almost did once in Cali with two Australian girls I picked up at Studio in Huntington Beach..but my friend fucked it all up. I remind him to the day.

Well...sunday I went to the club. I had been seeing this girl for the last two weeks. I had a mad afterparty on saturday night after the club and she felt like "i wasn't paying enough attention to her"..which i couldn't since i had over 80 people in the apartment. So she's pissed we go out separate on sunday. I run into a friend of hers....I was drunk..she was drunk...she has a fine friend. (did I mention she is fine too...fake tits, small waist, awesome face).
Well the other girl liked my friend...so we went to my friend's house. He has a hottub. He ended up pussing out because he is dating this girl blah blah blah. To make a long story short, me and the two girls and Jose Cuervo went to the hot tub. This thing is phat by the way (green, large size, lights..etc...bamboo growing right by it..its outside on a deck). Anyway...they start Kissing!!! Then they start kissing me. Then before I could suggest it..one of the girls (we'll call her the fake breasted one) says "hey lets just all get naked....the bubbles feel better). I was thinking "Kick ASS".
Needless to say I had the BEST time ever. Was fucking one from behind while she was eating out her friend. And we switched. It was like a porn feature. I swear if it would have gotten filmed I would be rich right now. This went on for a couple of hours after which I went to one of the bedrooms with the girl I had originally hooked up with (the fake breasted one).

I told my friend about it the next day when he woke us up....he was like "what the fuck!" The had "heard" that the other girl wasn't wild and thats why he didn't stay up. Dumbass.

Anyways...I am gloating =). I cant tell this story to too many people because one of them has a boyfriend. But I KNOW none of you will say anything.....hahahaha.

Oh yeah..the girl I was seeing found out about it....one of the girls used to be a good friend. She fucking hates me now....oh well.

Hahaha...Still had to use a fucking viagra...GODAMMIT! Done with climid therapy but still not at full mast. I am mourning....I'm telling you.

Peace,
Danny.

p.s. anyone else have similar shit happen!?
 
liquidanny said:
Oh yeah..the girl I was seeing found out about it....one of the girls used to be a good friend. She fucking hates me now....oh well.
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See, this is what I don't understand...why don't our girlfriends/wives/mistresses want us to be happy? There is no reason for her to hate you. She should be happy you had a good time.

Bitches man, bitches.
 
p.s. anyone else have similar shit happen!?
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one time after school my junior year i came home and my younger sister had 2 of her friends over, (one of them was a known lesbian) the other one had always had a crush on me since i was about 12...anyways, my sister had to go back up to school for a student council meeting but just told her friends to wait there because they were working on a school project. so im sitting there talking to them about the project and the boxmuncher starts complaining about how shes getting cramps and her period is about to come up in a couple of days. then we get talking about that and she tells me "for some reason girls are always hornier when they are on the rag" so i just blow it off not thinking about it. then the one that has the crush on me goes downstairs and i start talkin to the dyke some more. all of a sudden she leans over and starts kissing my neck and i asked her what she was doing because i thought she was a lesbian. she says, "i want to see what **** does when she sees us making out" so we start gettin on each other, the other girl comes back upstairs and sees this and starts laughing really hard. we asked her what she was laughing about and she said, "i thought you were a lesbian?" and the other girl says, "im bi" so **** comes over and sits down with us and....shit nevermind im just making this story up :D
 
wow, i leave the boards for 3 minutes and the views go from 24 to 162...apparently many people have 3some fetishes.
 
If you want to have another threesome, dont talk about the first one :), Tight lips in these types of situations will get you a lot further :) Just imo of course.
 
LOL@FLICK!!!
that's some funny shit bro.
here let me finish it off for you:evil:


continuation of flick's story:
"i thought you were a lesbian?" and the other girl says, "im bi" so **** comes over and sits down with us and she pulls out this big black double-headed dildo. My mouth begins to water to the point of me drooling. I can't help it, I rip off the lesbian's clothes in a frantic moment and realize that she's actually a guy!!! Now I'm really horny! So now ****comes over with that dildo and...

Someone else can continue from here:D
 
Ryvor said:
LOL@FLICK!!!
that's some funny shit bro.
here let me finish it off for you:evil:


continuation of flick's story:
"i thought you were a lesbian?" and the other girl says, "im bi" so **** comes over and sits down with us and she pulls out this big black double-headed dildo. My mouth begins to water to the point of me drooling. I can't help it, I rip off the lesbian's clothes in a frantic moment and realize that she's actually a guy!!! Now I'm really horny! So now ****comes over with that dildo and...

Someone else can continue from here:D
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lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...lol...
 
See, this is what I don't understand...why don't our girlfriends/wives/mistresses want us to be happy? There is no reason for her to hate you. She should be happy you had a good time.
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LOL @ Tx :D
 
Awesome! I've had an almost identical experience. It lasted all night, and as soon as it was over, I was on the phone calling friends to brag! I didn't care that it was 6am.........I had to tell someone!
 
LMFAO !!! O.K. this is some funny shit. But to keep it on this board, it should have AS involved so I will continue flick's story from where Ryvor left off.


"I can't help it, I rip off the lesbian's clothes in a frantic moment and realize that she's actually a guy!!! Now I'm really horny! So now ****comes over with that dildo and...it smells like......GARLIC. Come to find out the lesbo was on fina because she was on the track team. She used to rub the dildo with DMSO and powdered Fina and shove it up her twat for instant transdermal osmosis. Anyway, it smelled kinda good, and I started licking it."
 
Enigmaxxx7 said:
LMFAO !!! O.K. this is some funny shit. But to keep it on this board, it should have AS involved so I will continue flick's story from where Ryvor left off.


"I can't help it, I rip off the lesbian's clothes in a frantic moment and realize that she's actually a guy!!! Now I'm really horny! So now ****comes over with that dildo and...it smells like......GARLIC. Come to find out the lesbo was on fina because she was on the track team. She used to rub the dildo with DMSO and powdered Fina and shove it up her twat for instant transdermal osmosis. Anyway, it smelled kinda good, and I started licking it."
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LMAO!

UglyASS:FRlol:
 
Re: Re: Had my first Threesome =)

TxLonghorn said:


See, this is what I don't understand...why don't our girlfriends/wives/mistresses want us to be happy? There is no reason for her to hate you. She should be happy you had a good time.

Bitches man, bitches.
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:p :p :p


By the way dude next time, swallow a whole bunch of clomids and get Viagra !!!! damn it !!!!!
 
Reminds me of a dream I had the other night.

I am on an airplane and walking down the aisle to go take a leak.
Well there seated for some reason facing each other were 2 girls that I know but they dont know each other.(that part I dont get cause I thought everone faced foward on a plane)

So I greet them both and they go "oh you know him too" and one of em goes "yeah I used to date him" and the other goes "well I fucked him last week" and they are just joking and teasing me and all so I go "haha you too are funny, but guess what I am gonna get the last laugh because when this plane lands I am going to fuck you both at the same time!"
They both agree, the plane lands and my fucking phone rings and wakes me up.

Needless to say I was pitching quite the tent when I woke up.
 
I had a 3-way when I was 19. It was funny, 'cause I didn't have much experience and I remember thinking "How the hell am I gonna do this with 2 girls? I have enough trouble with just one!" :D

Anyway, I was drunk at a house party and was flirting w/ these two chicks....eventually we ended up in a bedroom and one thing led to anohter....

I was such a dork though...hehe..I figured it was sometihng I'd be able to do every weekend! It took me about a year to figure out that it wasn't going to happen again.

I've had a couple chances to have threesomes with a girl & a guy, but I don't think I'm into that.

T.
 
You're proud of having a 3-way? You've always wanted to have one? You straight people are hilarious! That's nothing! I've had 3-ways in the back of taxis on the way to orgies.

Straight people ... Gotta love 'em!


:o
 
nothing is more arousing than having 2 women kissing and nibbling all over ya!!! You go man!!!! RADAR
 
most men have a threesome everyday without realizing it. Every time you switch from right to left hands it feels like a different person. THAT"S RIGHT I ADIMITED TO MASTURBATING. I haven't found a girl yet who could get it right. They wanna yank my lil'buddy like he was a rubberband or play with him like he was a chew toy. No thanks girls are for licking and sticking
 
I WILL NOT COMMENT ON THIS THREAD FOR THERE IS A LURKER WHO SPIES ON ME ON THE BOARDS.

SHE TRIES TO GET ME IN TROUBLE BY TELLING CERTAIN PEOPLE WHAT I POST ON HERE.

GO TO HELL BIATCH!!!

KAYNE
 
Dude that chick is a mega babe, she is the kind of women, to turn another women Lesbian.

Good god, she is hot, I think I want to push my pussy onto her bald head.
;)
 
power,

No it would not...and I know exactly who you are talking about hahahaha. Still have alot of work to do on that one..especially since I think she's got a new boyfriend....:fro:
 
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