Had a patient that cut off his dick.

[pdaddy]

In the psych ward, apparently while on a couple's cruise with his wife he realised that he was gay. There is a nice pond in front of the hospital with a huge fountain in the middle. So this guy drives to the hospital, stands at the ponds edge, drops his pants and chops of his penis with a fishing knife. He then threw his cock into the middle of the pond and stood there bleeding. Someone saw him, and rushed him into the ER. They sent security out into the pond looking for the man's cock but to no avail (perhaps becasue of the cold water and shrinkage?)

I had to spend six hours with this fruit-cake. He seemed totaly coherant and oddly at peace with himself......

 

[gotmilk]

Charlie Moore the Mad Fisherman would never cut bait

 

[pdaddy]

:rimshot:

 

[stilleto]

um..


pics?

 

[Sassy69]

ow.

 

[tiger88]

so I guess cocks dont float?

 

[hamstershaver]

well that makes sense since a gay guy would never use his cock

 

[stilleto]

yeah, it doesn't really make sense unless he actually realized he wanted to be a woman, not that he was gay.

anyway, any pics?

 

[2dagym]

Kind of brings to reality, the phrase "eat my cock". here fishey fishey fishey....

 

[mesco]

what a dick move