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gott my first blow job last night!!

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Stanknogger

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ok, well we were making out and i started felling her up, and she made some good noises and she seemed to like it...

then she gave me a blow job, it sucked, i came in like 10 seconds it was so hot seeing a nacked chick suck Mr. Peepers.

then i munched a little, tasted like shit but she was making strange noises so i thought i was doin ok. i think she liked it!!

So next time how do I stop from cummming so fast, also when I first have sex Im gonna cum in 10 sec, ya know, just coz its the first time my dick will be in a warm pussy? How do I prevent that??
 
Think about your grandma farting in your face and that will probably help with the pre mature ejaculation thing, anyways this is a really stupid post and im feeling really stupid for commenting on it.


ORCA
 
WTF I have a ton of trouble coming from blowjobs...even my first...hell, my first took me almost 20 min.
 
giving head is fine i dont mind it, but anythin over 20m is a bit shitty, ur jaw really hurts bad.

:D

how old r u man? u sound like you have never had any sexual contact with a female before.
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
giving head is fine i dont mind it, but anythin over 20m is a bit shitty, ur jaw really hurts bad.

:D

how old r u man? u sound like you have never had any sexual contact with a female before.
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blow me.
 
I have the same problem as Frackal....It takes forever.. better off for the chick to ride first.. As for your problem .. they make climax control cremes and condoms....
 
i can count on one hand how many times ive cum from a blow job. not many girls have the patience or tolerance of pain to blow me long enough to cum.

anyway, what are you 14? i think thats when i got my first b.j., it was from a big fat chick in a chevron bathroom. hehehehehe ahhh to be young and horny.
 
Then your ladies aren’t giving you good head if it takes you forever to cum.

Make the bitches deep throat you, and while she is sucking get her to wank you off at the same time too.
 
it must be a LOT different in the rest of the country than it is here in the big sleazy!

here in nawlinz, if you achieve puberty u have aleady achieved a past. must be the hurricanes (liquid ones).


signing off from party town central,
rnch
 
I assume that this first blow job was your first real sexual encounter.

I would suggest to you, that you screw her first before you try oral sex to lengthen your time to cum. It should help. If not try a counseler.

Good luck!
 
Frackal said:
WTF I have a ton of trouble coming from blowjobs...even my first...hell, my first took me almost 20 min.
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same here...and buddy, there's nothing you can do to prevent cumming in 10 seconds the first time
 
This thread just made me fall in love with sexkitten_candy.... Thanks stanknogger...

and also, if it was "so hot seeing this hot chick suck mr. peepers" then maybe it'll help not to watch, just enjoy the feeling..well at least for a bit. then watch...

have fun.



-max
 
its not a joke, and i did cume in 10 sec or so. dude I have been imagining naked chicks for years and seeing one suck my dick, it was tooooo much
 
honest to god I think this has got to be one of the funniest threads Ive ever seen. I had a girl suck me off for so long the other night I fell asleep. Its practically impossible for a girl to make me cum with her mouth.
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
Then your ladies aren’t giving you good head if it takes you forever to cum.

Make the bitches deep throat you, and while she is sucking get her to wank you off at the same time too.
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1. Great Point. Generally chicks are too careful giving head because they don't want to gag, which can also lead to teeth scraping (oh fuck that sucks ass). If they hold the shaft (& jerk it a little), and just suck on the other half (with an occasional deep throat to keep it lubricated) you will definitely not last 20 minutes unless you're whiskey dicked or on a Deca cycle.

2. Communicate with them, let them know what feels good or when they are scraping your skin off. Let them know when you're getting close, so they know to either pick up the pace, or to duck. Also you can use your hands to communicate to them the rhythm you like.

3. SexKitty, will you marry me?
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
Then your ladies aren’t giving you good head if it takes you forever to cum.

Make the bitches deep throat you, and while she is sucking get her to wank you off at the same time too.
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Gotta admire not only your bluntness, but the fact that you actually know the technique for giving a good blow job. You need to tell as many other women as possible so men dont feel terrible telling women how to do it right, or acting like they enjoy it when the woman flicks her tongue on the head forever.

Two thumbs up to you.
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
Then your ladies aren’t giving you good head if it takes you forever to cum.

Make the bitches deep throat you, and while she is sucking get her to wank you off at the same time too.
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nope, believe me ive had the best of the best blow me, any trick you name short of sticking their finger up my ass, theyve tried. thats just the way it works for me, takes AT LEAST 45 minutes to cum from a b.j.

also, my first blow job was before the first time i had sex and it still didnt cum after 30 minutes of that girl sucking my dick. the first time i had sex i shot my load in about 2 minutes.
 
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Stanknogger said:
ok, well we were making out and i started felling her up, and she made some good noises and she seemed to like it...

then she gave me a blow job, it sucked, i came in like 10 seconds it was so hot seeing a nacked chick suck Mr. Peepers.

then i munched a little, tasted like shit but she was making strange noises so i thought i was doin ok. i think she liked it!!

So next time how do I stop from cummming so fast, also when I first have sex Im gonna cum in 10 sec, ya know, just coz its the first time my dick will be in a warm pussy? How do I prevent that??
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Are you sure you cummed, or did you just pee-pee on her?
 
Stanknogger said:
.....So next time how do I stop from cummming so fast, also when I first have sex Im gonna cum in 10 sec, ya know, just coz its the first time my dick will be in a warm pussy? How do I prevent that??
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6 words:

Gary Coleman,Gary Coleman,Gary Coleman


works everytime.
 
Re: Re: gott my first blow job last night!!

Balls of Steel said:


Are you sure you cummed, or did you just pee-pee on her?
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH Pee pee!!!

Seriously though, I've never had a good blow job. Someone please show me how it's done cuz I've never even cum from one!

As for the pre-ejac thing--like everyone said, just jerk it before you go on a date or order some Viagra from IP.
 
Just askin!

Sure she knows...It doesn't change a thing though. I wish I could say she at least knows how to cook...but she doesn't even do that!
 
Sorry i didn't answer this yesterday dude, I went home he he he.

From Australia. Not telling where in Aus. You might try to hunt me down :D

Just kidding.

:)

The weekend? It's too far away to know he he he he.
 
SeXKiTTen_CanDy said:
Sorry i didn't answer this yesterday dude, I went home he he he.

From Australia. Not telling where in Aus. You might try to hunt me down :D

Just kidding.

:)

The weekend? It's too far away to know he he he he.
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Ouch..Australia. I don't really like going THAT far down under.
 
Frackal said:
WTF I have a ton of trouble coming from blowjobs...even my first...hell, my first took me almost 20 min.
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I'm with you bro, blow jobs are great forplay, but that's it..... I need penatration to climax. I've only came one time from a blow job (and it took forever). That's okay though, because most of the girls I meet don't like to do it anyway. However, I love to go down on them. Yummmmmmm :D
 
Orca that is hands down the funniest shit I have ever read on this board, read like 10 min ago and I'm still laughing:D :D :D
 
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