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Got off the phone with a 30 year old virgin today

She used to work where I work and I asked her out, so we went out once and it was cool but we didnt mess around or anything. I call her again to go out and she says she didnt know what my intentions were but that since she is a biblical fundamentalist and I just sort of said I was Christian and thats all, so she said all we can be is friends. I said sure thats ok (lol, yea right) then told her i probably wouldnt make a good friend since it would feel like walking on eggshells since Im not exactly a saint myself. So I said, you really follow the bible 100%? And she says yea, I dont even have sex at all, never have.
Well, that was a new one, I must say.
 
superdave said:
She used to work where I work and I asked her out, so we went out once and it was cool but we didnt mess around or anything. I call her again to go out and she says she didnt know what my intentions were but that since she is a biblical fundamentalist and I just sort of said I was Christian and thats all, so she said all we can be is friends. I said sure thats ok (lol, yea right) then told her i probably wouldnt make a good friend since it would feel like walking on eggshells since Im not exactly a saint myself. So I said, you really follow the bible 100%? And she says yea, I dont even have sex at all, never have.
Well, that was a new one, I must say.

Did you suggest anal?
 
I know a 34 yr old virgin.
Guy. Not religious at all.
 
Time for a Volcano and a Virgin Sacrifice Pay Per View!
 
Big Johnson said:
Dude, c'mon...where has she been since puberty? Stranded on an Island by herself?

Thou shalt not LIE...

If she's a heffer like some of the others he speaks of maybe she was just so hideous as a teenager that noone would touch her. This is her cloak from society now...
 
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