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#1 Men with nipple fetishes. God, I hate that shit. They will be all like "ooohhh yeah, lick it, lick it baby, suck it harder, yeah baby, chew on it..." the whole time i am looking at them laying there FACE DOWN and wondering who the hell they talking to because unless my nickname is "Goose" (and it ain't) or I resemble a snakelight like tiger88, there ain't no way I can get my face between that mattress and their chest.
Or you get them home and go for the "first kiss" and as soon as you get within 0.00004 of an inch from their lips, they tear their shirt open and show nipples so hard you think they had ice cubes in their front pockets.
I hate man-nipples. Don't ya'll?
#2 Moaners and groaners. 'Nuff said. you brush against their forearms and they start their orgasmic groaning soundtracks. Or you go and pick belly button lint out and here comes the moans.... makes you think you are pulling out anal beads the size of softballs. Strangely they are silent when you fuck with their nipples.
Or you get them home and go for the "first kiss" and as soon as you get within 0.00004 of an inch from their lips, they tear their shirt open and show nipples so hard you think they had ice cubes in their front pockets.
I hate man-nipples. Don't ya'll?
#2 Moaners and groaners. 'Nuff said. you brush against their forearms and they start their orgasmic groaning soundtracks. Or you go and pick belly button lint out and here comes the moans.... makes you think you are pulling out anal beads the size of softballs. Strangely they are silent when you fuck with their nipples.
