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[Garza]

So the story goes....

For years I have been trying to darken my stool. All my friends would make fun of me cuz my poop was brown and their's was black. DAMNIT I WANT BLACK STOOL. So FINALLY, yesterday, I found out......incidentally....what would darken my stool, here I am as I read the label, realizing that my search is over!

 

[smallmovesal]

ok...

 

[spentagn]

It helps if you read the back of the label for possible side effects. Also, try drinking clearasil.

 

[Garza]

Immediately I loose my cool as shown in this pic, my excitement is very great, the stool darkener has been found at last!

 

[smallmovesal]

do you have an extra chromosome?

 

[Garza]

My excitement wears off, but very slowly.

This pic was taken 2 hours later.

 

[spentagn]

do you have an extra chromosome?

LOL. Yeah, it's on the 21st pair as well. HOLY SHIT. This is James. Everything becomes so clear now.

 

[Garza]

I proudly hold my treasured possession. Nothing stands between me and my amazing pink bismuth.

 

[smallmovesal]

everything is starting to fall into place...

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

AT LEAST HE DOESNT WEAR A TURBAN LIKE SOME OF YOU !!

 

[Garza]

Are you saying I am retarded? Lol, I am just acting goofy sorry drew barrymore or whoever you are supposed to be.....

 

[spentagn]

Garza, don't you have class in the morning? Shouldn't you be in bed by now?

 

[PHATchik]

Umm, ok...yeah.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

BOY WOULD I LIKE TO STICK A DICK IN THAT MOUTH!!!!!!


HAHAHHAAHA ILL LEAVE THAT FOR THE GAY MEMBERS.

 

[Garza]

I ride the short bus, it don't get here till like 10. No just kidding....im outta school.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

HAHHHHHHHHAHHAA GET HER GARZA SHE HAS BEEN TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU ALL NIGHT.......


I THINK YOU MAKE A MARVELOUS ACTOR!

 

[spentagn]

ok. out of curiosity, what do you do with your day?

 

[Garza]

Sniff your mothers underwear.

 

[spentagn]

she doesn't wear any. any other great one-liners?

 

[smallmovesal]

i hope you didn't waste film on those pictures garza

 

[Garza]

Spentagn do you think I am hot? My grandpa tells me i'm hot.

 

[Garza]

No it is a digital, I just upload and then erase.

I have lost like 15 lbs now since the pics where everyone flamed me, I guess no one notices that lol.

 

[smallmovesal]

you are like plifter, the second coming, aren't you?

 

[spentagn]

Spentagn do you think I am hot? My grandpa tells me i'm hot.

I will refrain from passing judgement on your attractiveness. You have lost weight, but you still aren't in shape. I wouldn't be posting topless photos on the internet if I were you. As far as your grandpa goes, talk to BoS. I hear he has similar interests.

 

[Garza]

Here is an old foto to remind you......I can't believe this is me lol.

No, plifter is more well liked and his weiner is different.

 

[smallmovesal]

well you are a total glutton for punishment like plifter... i keep wondering why you/he do this to yourselves

 

[spentagn]

Actually I think you're much more accepted than plifter. You don't cry so much.

 

[Garza]

Lol I am a glutton for punishment becuaes this is the internet and I do not care what anyone really thinks about me. Like thta time I got sick from food poisoning and shit my pants. I SHIT MY PANTS.

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

DAMN SMALLMOVESAL YOU WANT ME TO PICK ON YOU!!!!!!!!

DO YOU?

 

[smallmovesal]

ok you don't care yet you claim to have lost 15 lbs due to the flaming you received on here?

 

[TALIBAN KILLER]

HES JUST TRYING TO MAKE US SMILE IN GOOD HUMOR.

BACK DOWN SMALLS.OR ELSE.

 

[smallmovesal]

darling i'm just trying to tell him to not be such a walking target

and i'm off to bed.

night all.

 

[Garza]

Smallmoves, you are from Canada.

 

[Garza]

One more bump for bababooey and hamsterhider.

I am off to bed.

 

[Sexual Mustard]

and what kind of weird pleasure do you get out of posting so many pics of your face in the last few days???

 

[fiatconspiracy]

yeah I actually laughed....

 

[thebabydoc]

he is pretty funny and seems harmless enough.
The weight loss is clearly evident, good job Garza.
Accutane or 4-5 years might help, though (not really a flame, we've all been there).
Keep your chin up and keep up the good work.
Self confidence is the best thing you can have.

 

[Garza]

bump

 

[danielson]

pepto bismol is the only thing i have ever taken which has made my stomach feel worse afterwards.....

i took some wnt to the gym and everyone stared at me because i was hanging onto the weights/machines for dearlife because i thought i might chuck up everywhere...


it is EVIL.

 

[Laserdude]

Well where is the photo of Garza's excrement in the toilet bowl?
Like a before and after photo's.

This is just a rumor till we see it.

 

[Weapon X]

Garza, the pics are funny as shit, and yeah it's evident that you lost weight. I thought it was your little brother or something.

Hang in, and keep on...

Weapon X

 

[BigPhysicsBastard]

garza's the shit.......I'll bet money the kid is an absolute TRIP to hangout with. I like guys that don't give a shit what people think about him. And yeah, good job on the weight loss garza.......seeing the old pic again made it more evident how much you have lost. But dude, you gotta post some pics of yourself doing hulk hogan type poses........if they're classic enough you could probably make money selling them. Do it dude!!!

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

LMFAO! Garza, that was great! keep em coming

 

[karde]

Ya know, you can do something for that acne

 

[K2_Exotech]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

darkened stool.
Garza made a funny.

Dude, i thought you were lying about your weight loss. It is quite evident. My bad for any post-judgements.

God that was funny as hell. the two hours later still happy as hell.

 

[supersizeme]

lol this is quality stuff. good thread

 

[Garza]

Thanks folks, maybe if yall have any other ideas i will do them.

 

[Godzila]

i actually laughed out loud when I saw those pics too, funny shit Garza!! and smalls I don't get why you are picking on him, I for one am sick of seeing your homely pics and as much as you post.................pass the pepto Garza

 

[Garza]

lol aww...but she is cute

 

[Balls of Steel]

I've got a boner I think.

 

[BIG_I_69]

DUDE ARE U STONED???

 

[Night Fly]

Garza...I have to give it to you....

You have a wonderful sense of humor. I actually laughed at this thread!

Great job on the weight loss, too, btw. It really shows. The acne isn't nearly as bad, either!

 

[68GT350]

pepto bismol is the only thing i have ever taken which has made my stomach feel worse afterwards.....

i took some wnt to the gym and everyone stared at me because i was hanging onto the weights/machines for dearlife because i thought i might chuck up everywhere...


it is EVIL.

1. I think the phrase is UP CHUCK.

2. This thread was only funny the first time.

 

[Garza]

bump

 

[Puc]

lol...

 

[MasterMind]

Well where is the photo of Garza's excrement in the toilet bowl?
Like a before and after photo's.

This is just a rumor till we see it.

Please, please don't enocourage him LOL...anyways..it made me laugh i must admit....it's one of those things that is so stupid its funny, but don't tell him to post pictures of his excrement, I have this wierd feeling he would do it in a heartbeat

 

[Garza]

No i wouldnt do that, George gets pretty upset over that.

 

[Lao Tzu]

So the story goes....

For years I have been trying to darken my stool. All my friends would make fun of me cuz my poop was brown and their's was black. DAMNIT I WANT BLACK STOOL. So FINALLY, yesterday, I found out......incidentally....what would darken my stool, here I am as I read the label, realizing that my search is over!

black stools are a sign of intestinal bleeding.

if you want cool stools, drink alot of grape soda. about 8 cans a day. your stools will turn lime green. fun shit for st. patrick's day.

 

[talonracer]

Why oh why did I click on this thread??? And no offense bro if you are that damn ugly please keep you pic off the 'net.

 

[Big Brother Val]

Oh man.... I was hopin' to see you on the toilet. You could make a kick-ass face when trying to take a mega-shit.

 

[manny78]

do you have an extra chromosome?

 

[r00+]

Hmm, wow that was funny.

But somehow I don't think it was funny for the reason you intended. It's tough being a confused teen.

 

[daised]

I ride the short bus, it don't get here till like 10.

for some reason i believe this?

 

[Balls of Steel]

Garza Garza my gf says she wants some nudies of you and some pics of you chewing on your skidmarked undies.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Man you are fuckin ugly

 

[dballer]

TRIBUTE

 

[Daeo]

Was this post an attempt to be funny???

 

[gymratpa]

has to be a frat joke

or

mommy dropped him on his head (it is a he right?)

or

missing link was found

or

oh never mind.
Thank God my daughter is not old enough to bring him home.


We would have some serious TALKS

 

[Ironbuilt]

Well, the mystery is solved!

I always wanted to know what Pat would look like with a shaved head and without glasses.

For your next ad, you should invite your significant other, Chris.

Maybe you two could replace Jared on the Subway ads.

 

[HappyScrappy]

this shit is cracking me up - garza is funny - never paid attention to him before.

 

[Lostdog]

Garza good job on droppin the weight .....Im not sure what I missed but that had to be the stupidest shit Ive ever witnessed darken stool? ........ JAGOFF

 

[PURE EXTRACT]

...words cannot describe....

 

[Hamsterhider2]

Stool?