Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below
How to install the app on iOS

Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.

Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.

napsgear
genezapharmateuticals
domestic-supply
puritysourcelabs
RESEARCHSARMSUGFREAKeudomestic
napsgeargenezapharmateuticals domestic-supplypuritysourcelabsRESEARCHSARMSUGFREAKeudomestic

Funny true story (for Daisy and all the moms)

ironbabe

New member
My hubby reminded me today about something my oldest daughter did to me when she was 4 years old. Boy kids sure know how to keep you humble.

My oldest daughter came out into this world determined to let the world know her opinion on everything. She cried loud when she was a baby, and she spoke loud as a small child (heck, she still does!) and she had to keep a running commentary on exactly what she was thinking at all times.

So one day at Walmart I was looking for some new underware and my daughter was in the cart watching everything I was doing. All of the sudden she noticed there were some adult sized looney tunes panties beside her. Now I wasn't LOOKING at the looney tunes, but hey, she's four so to her they were the best things going. So she says (loudly of course) "MOMMY, LOOK AT THESE SILLY PANTIES!" (I'm now looking to see if anyone is around) "Very nice hun." "DO YOU WANT TO GET THESE SILLY PANTIES?" (A man walks by) "No, I'm still looking." "MOMMY, YOU NEED TO GET THESE SILLY PANTIES." (more people walking by, some are looking) And then (as a four year old does) she started to sing-song about her thoughts, " . . . MOMMY NEEDS SILLY PANTIES, GET THE SILLY PANTIES, MOMMY LIKES THE SILLY PANTIES . . ."

And all through Walmart, she loudy sang about my like and need for silly panties. I tried and tried to get her to stop, and even got her a cookie (thinking that a full mouth won't talk) but to no avail. I had to leave Walmart with a red face, cringing all the way while she sung her song light heartedly.


Hee hee! It's funny now but it sure was embarassing back then. And to think I had the nerve to have four kids!


-Hope
 
That is so cute! It probably wouldn't have embarrassed me at all...lol. I would have sang along about how I like silly panties. I have a pair that have a big Hello Kitty on my bum with a big bow in her hair. The bow sticks out, so I cant wear them out under clothes or I have a unexplainable lump on my bum under my clothes.
 
That's cute! My little one is like that too. She's very vocal about her feelings and I'm afraid to say her surroundings. We were at walmart (seems to be the theme) and walking on the grocery side. We were walking down an aisle and this guy passed us going the other way. She says rather loudly Whew Momma he stinks!!! He need to take a bath! The guy was very dirty and did smell very bad but man I could have just crawl in my small whole and hid. I told her yes I know but that's not very nice to say. She says why Mommy. I told her b/c it could hurt his feelings. She says oh he's not crying Mommy. OY! :worried:
 
Kids are amazing.

Honestly that's why I get a kick out of the Southpark cartoons because they are just so clear on their commentary on how kids see thru all the bullshit in the adult world.

However note that my frame of reference for little kids is literally limited to Southpark... I have nephews (2 & 4 yrs old), but I only see them about 1-2x /yr.

I have a cat.
 
Sassy69 said:
Kids are amazing.

Honestly that's why I get a kick out of the Southpark cartoons because they are just so clear on their commentary on how kids see thru all the bullshit in the adult world.

However note that my frame of reference for little kids is literally limited to Southpark... I have nephews (2 & 4 yrs old), but I only see them about 1-2x /yr.

I have a cat.


LOL sassy your so cute. ALot of the language and stuff in south park I haven't had to deal with until my teenager!!!! 13 going on 25! :worried:
 
My favorite tale of this sort happened to a family friend. She brought her daughter into the stall with her at a mall restroom. Lexi said loudly "wow mom, you have a LOT of hair down there". lol

All the other stalls just giggled.
 
Raina said:
My favorite tale of this sort happened to a family friend. She brought her daughter into the stall with her at a mall restroom. Lexi said loudly "wow mom, you have a LOT of hair down there". lol

All the other stalls just giggled.


OMG! I think I would die.
 
Top Bottom