frorider6
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Funny ass SEX definitions.
Squeegee - Fuck a girl doggie style. As you cum, thumb her really hard in the ribs. Pull out when she tenses to get a nice squeegee action on the dick.
Plumpkin - as in "Getting a plumpkin". Getting a blowjob while your girl is taking a crap.
Dirty Sanchez - Fucking doggie style. Stick finger in ass and then wipe that finger on her upper lip.
Blind Date - Sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate. Feels like some else is doing all the work for you.
Angry Dragon - As you're cumming, aim your nut up her nose. The resultant snorting and nose blowing looks like an angry dragon. (Better with a visual to accompany).
I know there's more out there. Add to this list!!!!! But none will ever top the SQUEEGEE!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SQUEEGEE!!!!!!!![biggrin :biggrin: :biggrin:](https://www.elitefitness.com/forum/images/smilies/linkbiggrinMIR[1].gif)
Squeegee - Fuck a girl doggie style. As you cum, thumb her really hard in the ribs. Pull out when she tenses to get a nice squeegee action on the dick.
Plumpkin - as in "Getting a plumpkin". Getting a blowjob while your girl is taking a crap.
Dirty Sanchez - Fucking doggie style. Stick finger in ass and then wipe that finger on her upper lip.
Blind Date - Sit on your hand until it falls asleep, then masturbate. Feels like some else is doing all the work for you.
Angry Dragon - As you're cumming, aim your nut up her nose. The resultant snorting and nose blowing looks like an angry dragon. (Better with a visual to accompany).
I know there's more out there. Add to this list!!!!! But none will ever top the SQUEEGEE!!!!!! LONG LIVE THE SQUEEGEE!!!!!!!
![biggrin :biggrin: :biggrin:](https://www.elitefitness.com/forum/images/smilies/linkbiggrinMIR[1].gif)