For women by women.

[covergrl80]

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the bitch up with cookies.
Great Quotes by Great Ladies!


Inside every older person is a younger person -- wondering what the hell happened.-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-

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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb .. and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
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II am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
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[*Bunny*]

^^ LOL Nice, those were great

 

[heatherrae]

Ha! I love the first one!

 

[krissy]

I Loved The First One As Well, Except In My Case It Would Be Cheesecake!!!

 

[Afgrl]

Good post thanks for the laugh!