first alcohol cycle. gonna drink for the first time any suggestion

[yunusmile]

no need to wait for 21 12 2012 my world has ended already and i wanna get drunk for the first time. i cant even meet the girl .today i called the tourist guide exam center they said the fucking law changed now i cant get any qualification which means i cant find any job in turkey. dont have enough money to go to usa and china sucks. finally found my soulmate and she will probably find someone else. and i will be left homeless jobless single alone miserable . what do you suggest to get drunk for the first time? something that wont make me vomit and cause hangover but will just make me feel better and drunk. since i am a troll you faggots probably wont believe and give me the worst suggestions but it cant get worse anyway

 

[zwhit]

fifth of everclear. do it

 

[squat till ya drop]

Weirdo

 

[zwhit]

then swallow a lit match

 

[bigbassturd]

I can send you some moonshine

 

[zwhit]

fifth of everclear. do it

I was joking about this. don't kill yourself

 

[-SD-]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

 

[WoodyO]

Lagavulin 16 year. If anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

 

[zwhit]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

can i be too late?

 

[miplank]

Hahahahaha
Can i retract poast?

lolololololol

 

[bigbassturd]

Want a Mason jar of CinnApple Shine?

You'll never drink again.

 

[dew925]

She' s cheating on you anyways

 

[Fitguy308]

Lagavulin 16 year. If anything is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

What is this?

 

[dew925]

Apple pie shine is awesome !!!!

 

[WoodyO]

What is this?

It's Scotch, you sun ova bitch.

 

[miplank]

looks fitguy forgot to come and get his daily tar moppin'

 

[bigbassturd]

Apple pie shine is awesome !!!!

you're damn right!

Almost 80 bucks a gallon in my county

 

[rose12]

Do not drink when you have too much of gap in the meals.

 

[dew925]

you're damn right!

Almost 80 bucks a gallon in my county

Dam !!! That's a good profit. I'm just starting to get stuff together , to try making some.

 

[WoodyO]

Do not drink when you have too much of gap in the meals.

Fuck off

 

[bigbassturd]

Dam !!! That's a good profit. I'm just starting to get stuff together , to try making some.

if you need some tips my neighbor has been doing shine and brandy for 55 years and makes some badass shit.

 

[bigbassturd]

Do not drink when you have too much of gap in the meals.

who the fuck are you?

 

[oxymoron]

Give MD 20/20 a try. I suggest plum flavor.


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[bigbassturd]

Give MD 20/20 a try. I suggest plum flavor.


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Mad Dog?

He lives in turkey, not detroit...

 

[WoodyO]

Drink some Turkish Raki.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Mad Dog?

He lives in turkey, not detroit...

Lololollolololololololpllpl

 

[zeosim]

She's probly sucking dicks in time square already, lost your chance.

 

[bigbassturd]

Lololollolololololololpllpl

lolololol!

They're easily confused because they are both dirt fucking poor.

But you won't see any 7 year olds dunk from the foul line in Turkey

 

[Fitguy308]

It's Scotch, you sun ova bitch.

I ain't that fancy I didn't know

 

[WoodyO]

I ain't that fancy I didn't know

Coors light?

 

[Aplopez8]

Pop some nolvadex

 

[burnthiscorpse]

who the fuck are you?[/QUOT



Mopped is who. Fuck I'm pissed today.

 

[wootoom]

If people arent mopping this fuck im gonna start mopping all of you

 

[jackangel]

isopropyl

drink that shit, kill that shit.

 

[burnthiscorpse]

If people arent mopping this fuck im gonna start mopping all of you

My fucking mop is on time and a half right now. I've been mopping everybody. Deserving or not.

 

[yunusmile]

loving someone hurts way more than being alone. you faggots only care about sex you wouldnt understand me. this shit hurts..

 

[miplank]

stop being a pussy

 

[wootoom]

loving someone hurts way more than being alone. you faggots only care about sex you wouldnt understand me. this shit hurts..

You're right us faggots don't understand you. So quit your fucking crying and STFU and GFTO

 

[bigbassturd]

loving someone hurts way more than being alone. you faggots only care about sex you wouldnt understand me. this shit hurts..

have you ever met her in real life

 

[oxymoron]

Nyquil.


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[dew925]

if you need some tips my neighbor has been doing shine and brandy for 55 years and makes some badass shit.

Thanks bigbassturd if I have any questions I'll pm ya bro , thanks

 

[wootoom]

have you ever met her in real life

Ya she's in his avi...hide the hamster?

 

[Fitguy308]

Coors light?

More like Busch light

 

[Aplopez8]

Four lokos and md 2020s .. I miss the original formulate of four loko with caffeine <\3

 

[zeosim]

She said she doesn't want a man that gets beat up by his dad...... too soon

 

[yunusmile]

She said she doesn't want a man that gets beat up by his dad...... too soon

stop right there you criminal scum

 

[burnthiscorpse]

stop right there you criminal scum

Criminal10DinC ?

 

[Fitguy308]

stop right there you criminal scum

Didn't you retire

 

[zeosim]

stop right there you criminal scum

Fuck off I'm not criminal

 

[wootoom]

stop right there you criminal scum

Fuck off you weirdo

 

[miplank]

What a creep

 

[zeosim]

You better believe Allah will be hearing bout this

 

[yunusmile]

You better believe Allah will be hearing bout this

i stopped praying years ago when i realised even god doesnt give a shit to me and started to do things myself. if prayers were enough muslims would be rulling the world anyway

 

[burnthiscorpse]

i stopped praying years ago when i realised even god doesnt give a shit to me and started to do things myself. if prayers were enough muslims would be rulling the world anyway

That is the most intelligent thing you have said since you opened an account here.

 

[SinisterUproar]

no need to wait for 21 12 2012 my world has ended already and i wanna get drunk for the first time. i cant even meet the girl .today i called the tourist guide exam center they said the fucking law changed now i cant get any qualification which means i cant find any job in turkey. dont have enough money to go to usa and china sucks. finally found my soulmate and she will probably find someone else. and i will be left homeless jobless single alone miserable . what do you suggest to get drunk for the first time? something that wont make me vomit and cause hangover but will just make me feel better and drunk. since i am a troll you faggots probably wont believe and give me the worst suggestions but it cant get worse anyway

Take 10 shots of tequila and immediately get into a car and drive as fast as you can

 

[jeremyng25]

Alcohol won't solve your problems

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[WoodyO]

i stopped praying years ago when i realised even god doesnt give a shit to me and started to do things myself. if prayers were enough muslims would be rulling the world anyway

Do you face Mecca when you masturbate?

 

[zeosim]

Can I try out for suicide team 6?

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Take 10 shots of tequila and immediately get into a car and drive as fast as you can

Lolololololololol

 

[Mark One]

Drink a fifth of Jack and have someone hold your head under water for 10 minutes ,that has my no hangover guarantee.

 

[Fitguy308]

Drink a fifth of Jack and have someone hold your head under water for 10 minutes ,that has my no hangover guarantee.

Shut the fuck up

 

[Mark One]

Shut the fuck up

Go fuck yourself

 

[yunusmile]

Go fuck yourself

dont fight guys. you are breaking my heart

 

[WoodyO]

lover's quarrel

 

[yunusmile]

lover's quarrel

loll

 

[Mark One]

lover's quarrel

I know, his "shut the fuck up " is really " don't speak, just hold me"

 

[WoodyO]

Can I cuddle?

 

[burnthiscorpse]

Can I fall in love?

 

[Mark One]

Can I fall in love?

Tis' the season I guess