FINALLY! I`m no longer a virgin.

[gonelifting]

It was quick and painless. I can`t wait for next time. It`s been so long and I was itching to go.

My left calf is stinging for some reason. Does that happen? oh well it was very exciting anyway. I`m part of the cool crew now.

jk about that last part. lol

I surpassed you guys. YES! YES!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Beastiality doesn't count bro

 

[SoreArms]

is your anus bleeding?

 

[gonelifting]

Beastiality doesn't count bro

I`m flying now bro. NOTHING you say can bother me. Shit that was always the case... Except for the time FromZero ridiculed my precious daughter. That assbackwards mutha!!! He`s going DOWN! DOWN I say!

I wish he was allowed to post on my threads, I`d really let him have it. lol Nah I`m jk he`s a good bro, even though he has bad taste.

I`m flying bros!!!!!!!1 4-5 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1FUCKKKKKKKKKK. FINALLY.

 

[notoriousQQ]

what was his name?

 

[gonelifting]

what was his name?

Don`t know, threw him in the trash when I was done. I know he was only 1.5 inches long though. Barely felt it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

what was his name?

Whoa, talk about somebody that hasn't been around in ages.

Where have you been hiding?

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Don`t know, threw him in the trash when I was done. I know he was only 1.5 inches long though. Barely felt it.

You used a 1.5 inche needle in your calve?

 

[gonelifting]

You used a 1.5 inche needle in your calve?

Yeah, I wanted it in my ass so bad. SOOO bad! but I could`nt bend like that, so I did my calf.

I did`nt go all the way, It stuck out .5 an inch. I asked about that on the ana board but it`s slow over there.

Is it possible to go through and come out of the muscle? I doubt it. It was only in an inch.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

Yeah, I wanted it in my ass so bad. SOOO bad! but I could`nt bend like that, so I did my calf.

I did`nt go all the way, It stuck out .5 an inch. I asked about that on the ana board but it`s slow over there.

Is it possible to go through and come out of the muscle? I doubt it. It was only in an inch.

My eyes water and I have sympathy pains just thinking about shooting in the calve! As George Carlin would say "FUCKING MEOW!"

 

[alien amp pharm]

Sorry, I was confused....I thought you meant virgin relating to sex.

I was sitting here wondering 'why would his calf be hurting from that?' lol

 

[AAP]

It was quick and painless. I can`t wait for next time. It`s been so long and I was itching to go.

My left calf is stinging for some reason. Does that happen? oh well it was very exciting anyway. I`m part of the cool crew now.

jk about that last part. lol

I surpassed you guys. YES! YES!

Anal Eze helps with the discomfort.
Unfortunately, there won't be a next time. At least with me. What part of "trick" don't you understand?
You worked it like a pro... I know you been practicing in your dreams.

Sorry about the calf, but I specifically told you to stop flailing it around. You didn't. So I had to slap you so you keep that bunion out of my face.

 

[gonelifting]

Anal Eze helps with the discomfort.
Unfortunately, there won't be a next time. At least with me. What part of "trick" don't you understand?
You worked it like a pro... I know you been practicing in your dreams.

Sorry about the calf, but I specifically told you to stop flailing it around. You didn't. So I had to slap you so you keep that bunion out of my face.

what the??? I feel like I just got raped. lol

 

[notoriousQQ]

lol. i thought this was about sex too and maybe you had just been up on your tippy toes trying to hit it at that special angle or something and thats why your calf was hurting.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Whoa, talk about somebody that hasn't been around in ages.

Where have you been hiding?

had ef burnout for a while man. back in the saddle again though.

 

[gonelifting]

Sorry, I was confused....I thought you meant virgin relating to sex.

I was sitting here wondering 'why would his calf be hurting from that?' lol

I`ll be 36 years old in 3 weeks. I`ve had a lifetime of sex... thank goodness! lol Wow, that would suck if I just started now.

Although I`ve never been whatever AAP was talking about. lol That rape thing...

 

[AAP]

dude you left teeth marks on my pillow

 

[strongsmartsexy]

dude you left YELLOW teeth marks on my pillow

 

[gonelifting]

My eyes water and I have sympathy pains just thinking about shooting in the calve! As George Carlin would say "FUCKING MEOW!"

lol Here`s the update. I used a 20 gauge instead of the 22 I had ready to go. One was to draw and one was to stick but the needle was assembled with the wrong size first. lol 20 gauge in calf for a virgin! lol

Today I did it right though... and in upper thigh.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I`ll be 36 years old in 3 weeks. I`ve had a lifetime of sex... thank goodness! lol Wow, that would suck if I just started now.

Although I`ve never been whatever AAP was talking about. lol That rape thing...

a lifetime if you're talking about the life cycle of a house fly maybe.

 

[gonelifting]

a lifetime if you're talking about the life cycle of a house fly maybe.

May your long walks along the beach be filled with seagull poop.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you know youre only big because of your 1.5 inch tall training partner, dont you?

where would you be without him huh? HUH?

 

[gonelifting]

you know youre only big because of your 1.5 inch tall training partner, dont you?

where would you be without him huh? HUH?

lol I knew that was coming. Don`t matter. I am what I am. If I look good I`m alright with it and myself. For now...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre only cheating yourself, mate

hehehe sorry GL couldnt control myself you know i would ahve said it in a K message if i didnt have to spread it first