Finally closing on my mothereffing house

[KillahBee]

Almost 2 fucking months from bid acceptance to closing. Fucking banks should touch my peen with their mouths.

Anyway, I'm pumped. I'm closing Thursday - that night I got a crew of coked up messicans coming in to demolish the basement. Then I gotta have it mitigated (water damage). Then I'm building that fuckingwhore up the way I want it. Cigar room in the back (I got a ventilation guy), full kitchen, full bath, storage room w/ laundry and another living/entertainment room. Next up will be new wood floors upstairs, then expand the deck and replace the wood with trex. Some paint and minor t0ouch-ups here and there and this place will be pig-ready in a month.

Any EFers in the area are more than welcome to fuck themselves nowhere near my house

 

[miplank]

Almost 2 fucking months from bid acceptance to closing. Fucking banks should touch my peen with their mouths.

Anyway, I'm pumped. I'm closing Thursday - that night I got a crew of coked up messicans coming in to demolish the basement. Then I gotta have it mitigated (water damage). Then I'm building that fuckingwhore up the way I want it. Cigar room in the back (I got a ventilation guy), full kitchen, full bath, storage room w/ laundry and another living/entertainment room. Next up will be new wood floors upstairs, then expand the deck and replace the wood with trex. Some paint and minor t0ouch-ups here and there and this place will be pig-ready in a month.

Any EFers in the area are more than welcome to fuck themselves nowhere near my house

awesome.

I'd look at other options besides trex. That shit is expensive (paying for the name). You can get just as good of shit if not better for a lot less.

 

[binö]

nice

 

[KillahBee]

nice

I expect the garden threads to come next followed by weekly twitter updates regarding my trips to home depot and bed bath & beyond

 

[KillahBee]

I expect the garden threads to come next followed by weekly twitter updates regarding my trips to home depot and bed bath & beyond

lol, Bino you edited your post before I could reply with it. fagggg

 

[KillahBee]

awesome.

I'd look at other options besides trex. That shit is expensive (paying for the name). You can get just as good of shit if not better for a lot less.

nigga I floss. money aint a thing.

 

[miplank]

nigga I floss. money aint a thing.

fair enough

 

[KillahBee]

fair enough

i don't really floss. but I been saving $$ for a looong time for a house. I also got it so damn cheap I can be a little more flexible.

but definitely open to suggestions if you got em.

 

[miplank]

correct deck
timber tech
choice deck
veranda (don't really like this one myself)

are a few off the top of my head.

 

[ceo]

please post pics of the fireplace and mantle once you have it decorated