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Favorite movie quote?

From "Chasing Amy:"

Jay: So why the long face, Horace? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh... just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
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Banky: Archie is NOT fucking Mr. Weatherbee!
Hooper: Deny, deny, deny.
 
Denzel Washington as Alonzo in "Training Day".

..."You got a dick? It lines up straight like this, right? On either side are pockets. In those pockets are money. Reach in one of 'em. PAY THE BILL!"
 
Pacino in heat: "Cause she got a ...GREAT ASS!!!!! .... and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!"






also...see below.
 
From Clint Eastwood, I forgot the name of the movie. A kid was paid to assinate this man for cutting a whore's face. After the kid shot the man as the man was sitting in an outhouse toilet, he went back to Eastwood and told him what he did. It was his first kill and he felt bad about, he took a swig of whiskey, and said, " I shot that fucker, but I guess he had it coming." Clint replied, "WE ALL HAVE IT COMING KID." Love that line.
 
Casino. Joe Pesci: "A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night."
 
"money talks, bullshit walks"
believe that was Wallstreet.

"What the hell do you know about ambushes? I just ambushed you with a cup of coffee!"
DeNiro in Ronin.
 
Cornholio said:
You're gonna need a bigger boat.....
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DAMMIT, CORN, u beat me to it!!!!!!!! this is one of my all time favorite movire quotes, talk about understatement!!!!!!!!!
 
I want rustlers, cutthroats, murders, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglars, horse thieves, bull-dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
 
"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?"

"But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?"
 
"See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! 12 gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find it in the sporting goods department. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, MI. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel...and a hair trigger. Now I swear...the next one of you primates EVEN TOUCHES me..."
 
God has a hard on for marines, because we kill everything we see.


How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that high.



I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass, and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.


Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down! Do you suck dicks!


I don't know, but I've been told.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
 
From Up Close and Personal

Tally Atwater: I want you around in the morning.

Warren Justice: You already have me around in the morning. How, I don't know, but you do.

Tally Atwater: I want to know you're legally required to be there.
 
Reservior Dogs

Mr White: "You might get some bitch talk shit to you. What you gotta do is give her a look...live you're gonna smash her in the face next -- watch her shut the fuck up. I'm hungry...let's go get a taco."
 
"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."-Scareface

"Don't fuck wit me!"-Scareface

"I never fucked anyone over in my life who didn't have it coming to 'em."-Scareface

"Why don't you try sticking your head up your ass? See if it fits!"-Scareface

"You know what capitalism is? Getting fucked!"-Scareface

"Why don't you try stickin' jou head up jour ass -- see if it fits"-Scareface

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"-Scareface


Now that's badass! :)
 
BigRedCat said:
Pacino in heat: "Cause she got a ...GREAT ASS!!!!! .... and you got your head ALL THE WAY UP IT!!!!"

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Beat me to it!!
Also love the you can fuck my woman but you can't watch my television scene. AWESOME

"Ferocious, aren't I?"

Stu.
 
and if by chance an honest man like yourself was to make enemies then those people would become my enemies.... then they would fear you
Vito Corleone The Godfather
 
Al Pacino's speech about life being a game of inches in "Any Given Sunday" always riles me up:

"You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game -- life or football -- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!"

Whole lot of Pacino in this thread, I'm noticing.
 
Cartman: “you’re a fucking fag dude”
Mr Garrison: “How would you like to go to the principals office”?
Cartman: how would you like to lick my ballz
Mr Garrison: “CARTMAN!! What did u just say!?!?
Cartman: Oh I’m sorry…AHEM AHEM…(grabs megaphone)..I SAID…HOW..WOULD YOU…LIKE TO..LICK MY BALLZ, Mr garrison?”

Maybe the all time funniest lines I EVER heard.
 
"It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat, but a man worthwhile is a man that can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat"
 
Keanu Reeves in River's Edge:

All you do is sit around our house eating our food and fucking our mother.

FOOD EATER!!! MOTHER FUCKER!!!
 
No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
--Kirk Star Trek IV Voyage Home

When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his crew was well motivated.
--The Hunt For Red October

Newt:My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
Ripley: Yes there are, aren't there?
Newt: Why do they tell little kids that?
Ripley: Most of the time its true...


Elwood Blues: Illinois Nazis.
Jake Blues: I hate Illinois Nazis.

Ralphie: I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!
 
With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels. - Fight Club
 
Ceebs said:
Al Pacino's speech about life being a game of inches in "Any Given Sunday" always riles me up:

"You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game -- life or football -- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!"

Whole lot of Pacino in this thread, I'm noticing.
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Great one.
:D
 
Ceebs said:

Whole lot of Pacino in this thread, I'm noticing.
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I always get a bit depressed when watching one of Pacino's newer movies.

I LOVE his older work (Godfather, Serpico, etc). Back then he pretty much defined what acting was...these days he just shouts his way through scenes. He ain't what he used to be.

Same goes for DeNiro, Brando, and a lot of great actors. Too bad about that...
 
So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

- Ron Livingston, Office Space
 
From the whiney dude in Aliens about how the little girl lived so long with the aliens and he said, "lets put her in charge then"
 
Abby: What is it that you want?

Buddy Amaral: Someone to say goodnight to. A last call of the day. I don't have a last call of the day.

(Bounce)
 
curling said:
From the whiney dude in Aliens about how the little girl lived so long with the aliens and he said, "lets put her in charge then"
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Bill Paxton is excellent in that movie.

"Game over, man! Game over!!"
 
Bruce Willis yells to the Cop getting shot to hell in the parking lot when he pulls up..


Welcome to the Party PAL !
 
There are so many Pacino quotes that are great..

I like some of his monologue towards the end of the Devil's Advocate..

and in Heat when he is busting the the guy who is seeing Val Kilmer's girlfriend .. the guy says "why did i get mixed up with her.." and Al Pacino says "because she's got a GREAT ASS!"
 
From Meet the Parents

FBI Agent "you can't say bomb on an airplane"

Ben Stiller "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb"
 
there have been some great quotes on here from casino and goodfellas and the ones from Full metal jacket but i love this one from The Big Lebowski

"Dont you think he'll mind"

"No...he doesnt care about anything. He's a nielist"

"Must be exhausting"

i also enjoy Pacino's speech at the beginning of Carlito's Way when he's gettin out of prison.....


or how about in Casino....

" I got your head in a vice.........
 
DeNiro, meet the parents ...

I'm not tellin you again, Focker, Jinx cannot flush the toilet! HE'S A CAT, FOR CHRIST SAKES!!!
 
Al Bundy to a fat lady who was trying on shoes in his store.
Fat Lady: Do these shoes make me look fat.
Al Bundy: No, It's the fat... that makes you look fat.
 
sereneman said:
Al Bundy to a fat lady who was trying on shoes in his store.
Fat Lady: Do these shoes make me look fat.
Al Bundy: No, It's the fat... that makes you look fat.
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Nice "movie" quote ...
 
From Debbie Does Dallas 34

(doorbell rings)- (debbie answers door in panties and bra)

Debbie " Oh hi there sir are you hear to unclog the pipe"

Plumber " yes mam I just have to stick this snake in there and it should fix the problem"

Scene breaks away to Debbie giving the plumber head:D
 
The Program

"lets put the women and childern to bed and go looking for fucking dinner"

"Looks like you lost your bonnet baby"
 
I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of bubblegum. Rowdy Piper. This here'll make you a sexual tyranisaurous(Sp) rex just like me! Jesse the body Ventura . If you can't get your weak ass on the board keep your hands off! The little note on the board at WSB by Louis Simmons. I'm going to gouge out your eyes and skullfuck you! Full Metal Jacket.
 
Conan...What is Best in Life?

To Crush your Enemies, to see them Driven Before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
 
Pacino, heat - stop wasting my MOTHERFUCKIN' TIME!
(anything from Pacino is good).

Clint, Unforgiven - I've always been lucky when it comes to killin' folks.

Any line from "Meet the Parents"
 
TheProject said:
"See this? This...is my BOOMSTICK! 12 gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find it in the sporting goods department. This sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, MI. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel...and a hair trigger. Now I swear...the next one of you primates EVEN TOUCHES me..."
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Very funny movie...and a hilarious quote...:D
 
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