Fantasy fball virgnerds - quick 6 week update!

[KillahBee]

Give me your updates, future plans as Head Nerd Virgin Loser GM, key moves made this yr.

After a decent draft, I have brilliantly managed and coached this team to a 5-1 record, tied for first in the overall league (of course the other 5-1 fuckface is in my division).

Team I drafted (we start QB, 2 RB, 3 WR, TE, DST, K):

QB: Matt Hasselfuck
RB: Travis Henry
RB: Willie Parker
WR: Braylon Edwards
WR: Javon Walker
WR: Anthony Gonzalez (seriously)
TE: Vernon Douchebag
K: Vinatieri
DST: Baltimore

Backup QB: Big Ben
Backup RB: LenDale White and I don't remember who
Backup WR: I don't remember who

Key moves made:
- Picked up Derrick Mason week 2 on a hunch, which turned out huge cause I've been starting him ever since (thanks for showing up, Javon)
- Picked up Owen Daniels week 1 on a hunch, which also turned out huge cause I dropped Douchebag and been starting him ever since (Vernon the Frail)
- Picked up P Crayton 3 weeks ago and been starting him since
- Dropped LenDale then picked him up again, which turned out nice cause he started for me last week and got me 12

Key win:
Last week I had Henry, Parker, Javon, Vinatieri all out. Not looking good. Luckily I am a genius and started LenDale, Phil Dawson and Patrick Crayton. My opponent also had a terrible week.
I'm happy with my waiver wire moves, which have saved me. Unfortunately, I'm fucked when Stoner Henry takes a 365 day vaca from being useful to anyone. LenDale will have to start. There is NOBODY available in my league (including Bennett and Selvin Young).

Wow, I'm useless.

 

[KillahBee]

By the way, I had no clue we were starting 3 WR this year during the draft. Don't ever set up a 12-team league this way. Way too thin at WR.

Fat fucking league GM

 

[DannoMight]

selvin young will pick right up where henry left off. I am currently 4w-2l in both leagues but if I would have not wasted my time with dueche mcallister in the first few weeks I'd be 6-0 in one league.

But also walker will be back soon and help you out in the later stretch. Sometimes its better to have guys blowin up in th 2nd half of the season.

 

[jnevin]

Dude. Your threads are fucking amazing today.

 

[puddlemonkey]

I have 3 teams, 5-1 with one, 4-2 on the other two. I'll focus on my 5-1 team... brb, let me log in.

 

[DannoMight]

By the way, I had no clue we were starting 3 WR this year during the draft. Don't ever set up a 12-team league this way. Way too thin at WR.

Fat fucking league GM

Damn 12 team is rough. both of mine are 10man. I passed on a chance to do a 16 man. thats just plain retarded.

 

[KillahBee]

Dude. Your threads are fucking amazing today.

I believe professional athletes call this "being in the Zone"

 

[KillahBee]

Damn 12 team is rough. both of mine are 10man. I passed on a chance to do a 16 man. thats just plain retarded.

I've always played 12 team leagues, I think it's perfect. 10 seems too easy almost. It's good when you have to make waiver wire moves and start guys like D Mason and Patrick Crayton.

 

[jnevin]

"in the zone"

 

[KillahBee]

^fuck!