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Ever masturbate in a tanning bed?

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Gretak9

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I just started tanning again yesterday and as I was getting signed up I'm surrounded by about 4 complete hotties. They were all in sweat shorts and bellie shirts all sweaty from the tanning bed. Well as soon as I got in the bed I started thinking about them and got hard. Well I had to use my hands to cover my erection because I didn't want it to get burnt. Since it was my first time in the bed I was only in for 8 minutes so I didn't jerk off but it got me thinking...

Who will admit to masturbating in the tanning bed?
 
I don't...at least not to the point of cumming...I'm afraid of getting electrocuted. But I guess I'd say I've had foreplay with myself in the tanning bed. LOL
 
thats nasty.....do that should be done in the privacy of your own home! or atleast wait till you get to your car.
 
I used to tan naked, but I never got a hard on so I never thought about masterbating.

However, I think that you should masterbate where ever you get the chance. It makes for great ice breaking stories.

:blow:
 
That cold cause a tan line that is hard to explain.... Besides for $15 bucks a pop, I am there to tan damit.
 
Dial_tone said:
I would imagine that would be kinda hard for a guy. Wouldn't your hand keep hittin the top of the bed? Well........maybe not us short-dicked mofos. LOL
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Not if he's using the stand up machine. LOL
 
WOW....

Unbelieveable hahaha I almost fell through a bed one time when my idiot friend told me i could get my sides tan by doing so...my advice don't listen to @$$holes!!! As far as seeing the ladies i know what u mean!!! Some beds come right down to your chest so if you even think about a hard-on you won't be able to stay in the damn bed. I don't think peepers ever get burnt at least mine doesn't!!! That would be nice though if you could blow your load all over one of the girls that run the place afterwards!!! :p ~JT~
 
Nah...the upper bed comes way to close to my chest for me to be stroking the shlong the way it needs to be without hitting the bulbs. Last thing I need is going at it like a mad man and hitting the exposed upper bulbs and cutting my hand and Johnson...that wouldn't be good for me...but I'm sure it would make some great headline though.

"Man masturbates in tanning bed, breaks bulbs and cuts his penis. Many stitches required"

I do masturbate in the bathroom stall at my work about 3-4 times a week though...my g/f send me these nasty email/pics and also leaves dirty raunchy messages in my voice mail. I'm horny guy! What can I say?
 
Damn! I can't believe ive never thought of this? Maybe it's cause i'm highly cholestrovobick (sp) i sqrewed that word up LOL! Anyways, i use the high intensity once monthly (cause im already tan natually) and i'm basically consintrating on breathing and not passing out, ohh and to spread em wide so i dont get that ugly butt line mark! hahaha..hmmm (note to self) try lay down.
 
HEY FRISCO....

Can i see a demonstration on how you tan your cheeks hahaha That'd be wonderful maybe you can show me a few more things too!!! ;) ~JT~
 
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TheDarkSideNinja said:
Can i see a demonstration on how you tan your cheeks hahaha That'd be wonderful maybe you can show me a few more things too!!! ;) ~JT~
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Sure.. in my gallery! LOL that's basically how i stand!:)
 
AWH!!! lol

Well i was hopin for a free-bee from frisco but guess i gots to settle for pix instead. :( None-tha-less still wanna see them cheeks hahaha :) ~JT~
 
I have done this once. I was having a tanning session after just finishing a workout. There was eye candy EVERYWHERE at my gym and I was on 500mg of test. I had to deal with my hardon because it just wouldn't go away.
 
there are way too many yeses in this forum for me to feel comfortable layin in a t bed ever again...as far as I am concerned I have thought about tugging the soldier numerous times but at my size it would be impossible, one time my girl came in after me at the t bed at our gym and reached into the bed and started something that ended up with us all over that little room, oh well another gross ass thing to think about next time you lay down
 
Uh....

IronLion said:
there are way too many yeses in this forum for me to feel comfortable layin in a t bed ever again...as far as I am concerned I have thought about tugging the soldier numerous times but at my size it would be impossible....
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I'm amazed how many people are scared of this.

1. Newer tanning beds have all the bulbs enclosed behine plexiglass. Don't worry about hitting bulbs. If your tanning shop has beds that old, think of going to a new shop.

2. Either the user cleans the bed after use or the staff does. Mop up your mess, the bed gets cleaned with an antiseptic cleaner. Don't worry about it. If a guy will wear the same boxers for several days, why worry about this.

3. Size isn't a problem. On occasion, I've had needs that come up while I'm working on my tan. If you know the right pressure points you're sensitive too, you don't need to make for a lot of space to get the deed done.
 
yeah well thanks Hanz now I can't go tanning ever again.
 
I've gone into the room with friends and hubby to lotion them up propperly, but it's just been a sensous kind of thing...never actually bringing anyone to an O. I enjoy just the touching and carressing and a little teasing just as much as going in for the kill. Ahhh...the simple pleasures in life. :rainbow: I just find it so enjoyable to be seeing and touching a lover's body, it doesn't have to be typically sexual in nature.
 
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Baby Gorilla said:
I'm amazed how many people are scared of this.

3. Size isn't a problem. On occasion, I've had needs that come up while I'm working on my tan. If you know the right pressure points you're sensitive too, you don't need to make for a lot of space to get the deed done.
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the beds where i go to arch up- the only way you couldnt masturbate is if your penis is the size of a horses. i've slapped the monkey around on several ocassions while tanning. helps me sleep- i usually wake up a few seconds before the bed shuts off
 
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