Ever hurt yourself during sex?

[Becoming]

One time was nailing this chick on the carpet.....

I was on top and had my hand under her body between her and the carpet- got so wrapped up in what I was doing (and going at it so viciously) that I got such a bad rug burn on the back of my hand that like 90% of my skin was gone and I was bleeding all over the place....

Luckily no scars....

Anyone else forget WTF you were doing and end up injured?

PS - THIS IS A THREAD ABOUT INJURIES AND SHOULD NOT BE MOVED TO BETWEEN THE SHEETS

 

[CipherLock]

Yeah, this one time

 

[jh1]

No, But I know I have hurt others. Not saying I am big, but you hit it long enough and they will walk funny for sure...

 

[Mr. Black]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

 

[biteme]

THis is probably too personal, but what the hey. We all know each other in cyberspace now. I heard my dick make a loud popping noise once when me gf was riding me. I thought it broke. Scared the shit out of me. No carpet burns on hands, but plenty of friction burns on the penis.

 

[OptimusCrime]

Cipher - YOu are a DumbasS for trying to mess up a perfectly good thread....

This one time me and a buddy picked up a couple chicks at a bar and took them out to our plane.... They were all over the jock and getting wet for some aviation action, so we took them up in the plane.... He was in back with one of the chicks and I had the other, this hot little blonde by the way, up in front with me....

All was going according to plan as the blonde went down on me (and she had some good technique by the way, not like the broads around this joint) All of a sudden, we hit a low pressure pocket and the plane dropped like a rock.... I tried to pull up (the chick is still blowing me by the way!) ....when we hit some high tension powerlines......The lines rip through the plane and decapitate me and the two passengers in the back, the plane smashes into the ground and the shock of the impact causes that sweet little blonde to bite my dick off.....

When the paramedics came they found me and the other 2 passengers with no heads.... the little blond kept her head but choked to death on my cock!

Talk about a good ass time!

(this is based on a true story told to me btw)

 

[jerkbox]

Had a girl riding me on top once and she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy and she came barrelling back down and just about broke my dink.

i've heard of that happening to dudes....like so bad they had to go to the ER though.

 

[jh1]

she got a little too excited and came up to high, my cock slipped out of her pussy

Your dick is too short. Get some penis enlargement pills, or get an extension. That will fix this problem.

 

[Becoming]

Yeah you guys with small ones got it rough.... you can actually break it FYI- can end up with permanent damage....

 

[Mr. Black]

It is possilbe to actually break shit too, not your dink per say, but arteries and other good stuff.