Ever done anything really fucked up.....

[Big Rick Rock]

Have you ever done something really fucked up? Something that could ruin your life?. Like killing your in-laws or getting caught cheating by your wife...... Then you wake up in your bed and realize it was all a dream.... And you feel relived and happy that you didn't really do all that shit in your dream. I had one of those this morning. Can anybody relate?

 

[jh1]

Nope.

You're wierd.

 

[FreeballinDC]

LOL,

I keep dreaming that I am back in the army, and that I HAVE to go through basic training, Basic NCO Leadership course, and Drill Sgt School all at the same time.


No wonder I am on meds.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I had a dream like that, FBDC slept nude on my counch and I found him there face/balls down the next morning...I had to buy a new sofa. then I woke up and I was like, cool it was just a dream.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

yeah dude. monday night i had a dream i planted bombs in a building with some other people. it was real well planned out, but i left too many clues and i was freaking out in the dream. the level of detail was ridiculous. melatonin gives me crazy dreams like that.

 

[FreeballinDC]

I had a dream like that, FBDC slept nude on my counch and I found him there face/balls down the next morning...I had to buy a new sofa. then I woke up and I was like, cool it was just a dream.

Fuck yo couch, nigga!!

 

[bran987]

last night a girl came to my door and needed to help settle the estate taxes for my dead grandmother, so I let her in.
then when she got in she started flirting with me and demanding that I have sex with her, and I didn't want to because she lifted up her shirt and she had pinholes stuck all through her, but she wouldn't leave.
she made me throw her out of the front door and she bruised herself on purpose so she could call the cops. the cops came and took me to jail and my mother hated me for abusing a woman

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Fuck yo couch, nigga!!

In my nightmare that is what you were doing, like your averterlamar. rofl

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I had a dream I switched to Decaff..... And I don't even drink coffee! That is F'd UP MAN!

 

[gotmilk]

I thought you meant for real...like when I tried to drive drunk and crammed myself into a telephone pole at 85 mph with a .33 blood alcohol level.

Fucked up like that?

 

[jerkbox]

I had a dream I switched to Decaff..... And I don't even drink coffee! That is F'd UP MAN!

that IS F'd up MAN!!!

 

[onerepmaximum]

Fuck yo couch, nigga!!

That's my thought's too. He's rich, beeyatch.