ever ate your girl out and tasted FISH?

[heavy_duty]

and kept diving in?

 

[youngguns]

you are a piece of poo. Answer this, why do you think you should be on here but not me?

 

[ole farte']

and kept diving in?

i tasted worse than fish one time. and this was a beautiful girl but that ruint it for me. didn't go out with her again.

 

[youngguns]

eww

 

[Subzeero]

Yuck!

 

[youngguns]

sick shit

 

[tonyroma]

They should make flavored mints for vagina's, not a douche, like one of those mints that disolves on your tongue - but it goes on her clit

 

[kish]

They should make flavored mints for vagina's, not a douche, like one of those mints that disolves on your tongue - but it goes on her clit

 

[GoldenDelicious]

if i was plat i would start bombing the shits who start these sick ass threads, even the thread title puts me off, wtf guys seriously

 

[tonyroma]

if i was plat i would start bombing the shits who start these sick ass threads, even the thread title puts me off, wtf guys seriously

I like threads like this one. It's something that I can actually relate to other than AAS

 

[Lestat]

smelled, yes, never tasted. if it smells, i'm out the door.

 

[samoth]

if i was plat i would start bombing the shits who start these sick ass threads, even the thread title puts me off, wtf guys seriously

Please, allow me.

 

[biteme]

Before I knew how to eat pussy, I'd stick my tongue inside the vagina instead of on the clit. F'ing gross. Glad I finally figured it out. LOL

 

[Lestat]

Before I knew how to eat pussy, I'd stick my tongue inside the vagina instead of on the clit. F'ing gross. Glad I finally figured it out. LOL

you can still do that bro, just focus on the clit

 

[biteme]

you can still do that bro, just focus on the clit

I'm not sticking my tongue inside of a vagina. That is gross.

 

[Razorguns]

i've had some scary situations. i sitll have nightmares to this day.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I like threads like this one. It's something that I can actually relate to other than AAS

try working out you fat bastard

 

[HiDnGoD]

Unless it's straight from the shower, there's always an odoour of some kind. Kinda fishy I guess, but it has positive connotations for me. DATY forever, man. I love losing myself in it. Washing my face.

 

[KD1]

Unless it's straight from the shower, there's always an odoour of some kind. Kinda fishy I guess, but it has positive connotations for me. DATY forever, man. I love losing myself in it. Washing my face.

Thats not always true. I knew this one girl who never wore panties and I guess that kept it nice and dry/fresh down there. She never had any odor even if she hadnt showered in a day.

My current g/f is how you describe. Fresh from the shower its perfect, but after work in the evening its a bit musky down there! Not bad, still fine to do the business but not like fresh from the shower.

 

[heavy_duty]

They have flavor wipes now at Shoppers Drug Mart

 

[youngguns]

Fresh from the shower I love too.

 

[heavy_duty]

young g does your girl shave her twat?

 

[KD1]

young g does your girl shave her twat?

This was not directed at me, but the girl I dated that was always fresh, was completely shaved. That may have something to do with it.

 

[HiDnGoD]

Thats not always true. I knew this one girl who never wore panties and I guess that kept it nice and dry/fresh down there. She never had any odor even if she hadnt showered in a day.

My current g/f is how you describe. Fresh from the shower its perfect, but after work in the evening its a bit musky down there! Not bad, still fine to do the business but not like fresh from the shower.

I've heaerd of that, but of all the girls I'd been with, none of them shaved, & none of them were odourless. Mind you, I've been married for almost 25 years, & girls never even thought of shaving back then, LOL.

 

[blueta2]

you guys are friggin fickle. Why dump a girl if she smells fishy? First off, it's not normal to smell fishy. If she smells or tastes fishy, she most likely has something called BV (Bacterial vaginosis).
Most of you fools are just lucky to get pussy ;-)
And let me tell you turds, your balls don't always taste like honey

 

[youngguns]

you guys are friggin fickle. Why dump a girl if she smells fishy? First off, it's not normal to smell fishy. If she smells or tastes fishy, she most likely has something called BV (Bacterial vaginosis).
Most of you fools are just lucky to get pussy ;-)
And let me tell you turds, your balls don't always taste like honey

lol @ admitting to lick ballz

 

[heavy_duty]

Always shaved and no bloomers make me think she just spent a lot of time taking care of her vagina!

This was not directed at me, but the girl I dated that was always fresh, was completely shaved. That may have something to do with it.

 

[heavy_duty]

Agree shaving was not as popular in the 70's & 80's.

now that they ALL color their hair they have to shave the kitty to fool us.

I'm not down with the 100% bald kitty basically cause I'm not down with girls who are under age 12 LOL.

Trim is OK but bald? no thanks.....I have daughters who still run around the house naked.

I've heaerd of that, but of all the girls I'd been with, none of them shaved, & none of them were odourless. Mind you, I've been married for almost 25 years, & girls never even thought of shaving back then, LOL.

 

[youngguns]

^^ Hairless is fine.

 

[KD1]

Always shaved and no bloomers make me think she just spent a lot of time taking care of her vagina!

Yeah her pussy "looked" perfect also. Ya know you search the net for porn and most pussies have something not quite perfect looking about them. Not this girl - thing looked picture perfect. And she fake-baked in the nude so it was all tan. Big double d tits also.

Too bad she was so annoying. After a couple days with her I couldent wait to get rid of her. She eventually tired of only seeing me once a week and dumped me.

 

[Jimsbbc]

ever licked a sludge factory, gushing with partially disolved and then reconsituted human epidermis? Some wimmins let their stink factory go for days and go out to a bar and get some unsuspecting chap to lick it clean when he's to drunk to care. They think that shit is funny. I told one that I don't lick out of a trash can right when I caught a whiff of the offending beaver.

 

[Stryker1992]

hahahaha, this thread cracks me up. I love to eat pussy and have come across a few that would for all intensive purposes appear to be grade a but smelled a bit foul! I refused to go after it. I have been with women that taste like cherries at the end of the day and others that definitely need to wash up before I would get near it!

I honestly do not want to bang a chick if she has been working all day and not showered. I prefer to get them into the shower before we hit the bedroom!

of course, I also like to toss some salad!!!!

hahaha

 

[KD1]

ever licked a sludge factory, gushing with partially disolved and then reconsituted human epidermis? Some wimmins let their stink factory go for days and go out to a bar and get some unsuspecting chap to lick it clean when he's to drunk to care. They think that shit is funny. I told one that I don't lick out of a trash can right when I caught a whiff of the offending beaver.

Or how about the ones who go out to bars looking for dudes when they are in their "max flow" time? They tell the guy they are cumming and not to stop, but when he looks in the mirror later he looks like this

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/tash.lodge/Blog_Pix/bloody_face.jpg

!!!

 

[kish]

"Once ya get past the smell ya have it licked". I've never and will never go down on any unfamiliar pussy, especially one I just met at a bar LOL noway uh uh never. Thats some funny shit right there.

 

[heavy_duty]

Once you get use to a freshly washed kitty you become more sensitive to the not so fresh.

When I was a kid, any kitty was a great kitty. You would let all your friends smell your fingers later LOL.

OHhh to be in grade 7 again hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Stryker1992]

Once you get use to a freshly washed kitty you become more sensitive to the not so fresh.

When I was a kid, any kitty was a great kitty. You would let all your friends smell your fingers later LOL.

OHhh to be in grade 7 again hahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.

Dude, I am 32 and still love the smell on my fingers!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

Yah but do you still share the aroma with your friends and neighbours?

 

[Kabeetz]

The first time I ever went down south, the odor was so bad that I almost vomited and lost my hard on. No disrespect intended I know 99.9% are totally clean, but never go down south on English girls while on vacation in Greece is the lesson that taught me that day.. and more importantly... the finger insert to gentle/caring/wrap around the head hug/finger smell test maneuver is invaluable and should be practiced by all to prevent things like this from happening.

 

[Stryker1992]

Yah but do you still share the aroma with your friends and neighbours?

Nah dude, I always figured it is kind of rude to have my neighbor smell his wife on my finger! LOL!!!

 

[heavy_duty]

something all lil dawgs should be taught by age 10/11

The first time I ever went down south, the odor was so bad that I almost vomited and lost my hard on. No disrespect intended I know 99.9% are totally clean, but never go down south on English girls while on vacation in Greece is the lesson that taught me that day.. and more importantly... the finger insert to gentle/caring/wrap around the head hug/finger smell test maneuver is invaluable and should be practiced by all to prevent things like this from happening.

 

[heavy_duty]

good point

Nah dude, I always figured it is kind of rude to have my neighbor smell his wife on my finger! LOL!!!