Dog people need a little help.

[GLP]

My German Sheperd does not bite anymore and is a friendly dog. Only problem is when me or my friends go out back she RUBS her hairy stinky self all over our legs.
Aslo she smells peoples asses all the time(funny) but very annoying/
How the fuck do I break her of this.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

HAHA
im sorry, i have no advice, but that is damn funny

the ass sniffing thing.

 

[Hannibal]

Sorry no advice for...but I can feel your pain man. I've got English Mastiffs and they are the same way. I mean they don't sniff your ass, but they always want to be near you. They usually just come over and sit on your feet so they know where you are. And when a 225lb dog sits on your feet...whatta ya gonna do??

 

[GLP]

It is EMBARRISING! I have girls out there sometimes and I know that fucker will do it to one of them!

 

[Big Buck]

just smell the girl's ass before she goes outside...to get her used to it.

 

[GLP]

LOL@BIG BUCK

 

[danielson]

try telling her off when she does it (if u havent already tried) or put her outside when she does...so she associates 1 with the other. sorry if u tried it already, i wouldnt know what else to do

 

[GLP]

Hate to bump myself but
BUMP!

 

[YellowD]

Simple classical conditioning. She rubs your leg, some positive reinforcement, like yell at her, smack her around, or spray here with some water. Rinse and repeat. You'll have an obedient pup in no time.

Or you could just cut off her legs.

 

[GLP]

Thank you yellowD that is the first thing I have read from you that actually might work.

 

[YellowD]

I recommend a sharp knife akin to a Ginsu, as opposed to a chopping weapon like a knife. You might wanna put the dog in the tub too so it doesn't bleed everywhere when you saw its legs off.

 

[WODIN]

U peeps in ohio need to start whipin your asses better!!!

 

[GLP]

Dude I cant get over that fuck you have in your sig. The women slant eyed dude. That prince is really a princess! Look close at the pic,no adams apple and well she might be a jackson but dont think so.
Hey fuck whoever said so bullshit about ohio. Sure it is cold as fuck and most of the state sucks
Live here it grows on you
Like fucking cancer.