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the nature boy
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Do-it-yourself home improvement can be money-saving and fun. Here are some tips to help you with that next project:
One telltale sign that you need to go back to the old drawing board on a home plumbing project is if urine and feces are geysering out of the kitchen sink.
Installing a second basement is time-consuming at best. When remodeling your bathroom, remember: If you plan on having French people over, they'll need one of those ass-fountains.
Do not begin a home-repair project without a bunch of fixy stuff like hammers and whatnot.
The following are some phrases you will likely need for standard home repair: "Get in there, you cocksucker!"; "Fucking son-of-a-bitch grommet!"; and "Jesus fuck—my forearm is gone!"
A big, hardworking man like the plumber could probably use a backrub to help him relax.
For heavy home-repair work, consider hiring a truckload of Mexicans as day laborers. (Note: Truckloads of Hasidic Jews not as effective as Mexicans.)
Bear in mind that in certain cases, remodeling and refinishing costs can balloon to the point where it might be cheaper just to buy a new trailer.
Common household chemicals like drain openers and silicone lubricants can get you totally high. I shit you not.
For bathroom-remodeling jobs, don't forget to install a hand-held shower head. It will help your wife masturbate while thinking about that well-muscled repairman who will come to fix all the mistakes you make when you try to do the job yourself.
One telltale sign that you need to go back to the old drawing board on a home plumbing project is if urine and feces are geysering out of the kitchen sink.
Installing a second basement is time-consuming at best. When remodeling your bathroom, remember: If you plan on having French people over, they'll need one of those ass-fountains.
Do not begin a home-repair project without a bunch of fixy stuff like hammers and whatnot.
The following are some phrases you will likely need for standard home repair: "Get in there, you cocksucker!"; "Fucking son-of-a-bitch grommet!"; and "Jesus fuck—my forearm is gone!"
A big, hardworking man like the plumber could probably use a backrub to help him relax.
For heavy home-repair work, consider hiring a truckload of Mexicans as day laborers. (Note: Truckloads of Hasidic Jews not as effective as Mexicans.)
Bear in mind that in certain cases, remodeling and refinishing costs can balloon to the point where it might be cheaper just to buy a new trailer.
Common household chemicals like drain openers and silicone lubricants can get you totally high. I shit you not.
For bathroom-remodeling jobs, don't forget to install a hand-held shower head. It will help your wife masturbate while thinking about that well-muscled repairman who will come to fix all the mistakes you make when you try to do the job yourself.
