Do I have Sex Appeal?

[Frisky]

no not me bitches

This is what My freaking son just splurred out!

WTF?

and then say's I KNOW I had sex appeal when (insert girls name) was with me...!

What did KB put in that damn hat that he has on his head?

about 2 sec's ago the cel was ringing and he say's.. thats my 'sex appeal'?

fucking scary.....really scary

 

[H_T_]

you'll be a Gramma in no time!

 

[Sassy69]

Post a pic hun! I like younger men.

(omg did I just say that???)

 

[Frisky]

you'll be a Gramma in no time!

he's more of a playa than njswunkbee.. thats quite scary really


he was stripping at 3, now i had to get him his own cel phone because im tired of the kids calling mine. So i think i made the problem worse.

 

[javaguru]

Uh oh...you may be raising a "baby daddy." Set that boy straight!

 

[H_T_]

he's more of a playa than njswunkbee.. thats quite scary really


he was stripping at 3, now i had to get him his own cel phone because im tired of the kids calling mine. So i think i made the problem worse.

you prolly shouldn't have read Hustler forum to him as bed time stories, either.

 

[Sassy69]

YOu need to start telling him right away that letting girls see his peanut will make it fall off.

 

[H_T_]

YOu need to start telling him right away that letting girls see his peanut will make it fall off.

what are you, a gaymaker? easy there, Liberace, with the scare tactics.

 

[Frisky]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

 

[buffer1]

better get him a box of condoms

 

[Sassy69]

Ah the joys of motherhood & puberty....!

 

[javaguru]

better get him a box of condoms

Wait until he walks up to her and says, "Mom, ya think I need to upgrade to magnums?"

 

[H_T_]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

buy condoms?? no. at that age, we steal them. and they make kick ass water baloons! but there is a chance that he could get into something. i remember being that old and other kids already bragging about getting pussy. so, whenever there is a school dance or kids are meeting, be the first in line to chaperone.

 

[buffer1]

lol,no kidding

 

[seizer]

i was reluctant to tell him that touching it would make it smaller, cause i just know that will bite me in the ass one day.

LOL

So, im like yea.. you can talk to mamma..... needless to say he took that literally! NOW my oh my, do i get the ear full of the .......... oh dammit, i know you just didn't say what you said convo? am i dreaming?

Im glad he's really honest with me, but hell i pay the mamma price for this one. he's only 11.. really a mature 11 to.. so im not looking forward to 16 at all! Im sure the hell not buying porno's for him, oh hell no! Condoms? well to avoid what all you biatches above say,lol, im going out tomorrow and looking for trojan JR. size. LOL. whoa, boys mature sexually to damn young and then it takes them forever to actually 'MATURE' LOL

I'm going put the chasity belt on my daughter ...... brb

Skip the condoms and buy him a cane.

Ma'am, we have a pimp in the making. lol, Getting calls on his cell from bitches at age 11?? am I reading this right?

 

[Frisky]

Ah the joys of motherhood & puberty....!

i believe it has a direct relation to that beanie hat that KB shipped here.... not sure what it is but Im gonna blame it on KB

and I told him that KB was his daddy, so i had to tell him a bit about his daddy... ie, we read a few posts, threads... etc. He wants to be just like his papa

I created an animal

Yo, KB did you send my child support yet?

 

[Frisky]

Wait until he walks up to her and says, "Mom, ya think I need to upgrade to magnums?"

lol

i really think i'd choke on my own spit......... seriously! iv'e already told him condoms are individual rubber gloves for people that have big fingers.

what was i supposed to say? I was put on the spot

 

[Frisky]

buy condoms?? no. at that age, we steal them. and they make kick ass water baloons! but there is a chance that he could get into something. i remember being that old and other kids already bragging about getting pussy. so, whenever there is a school dance or kids are meeting, be the first in line to chaperone.

ummmmmmmmmmmmm so the damn dance coming up I need to be there? Wait its at school!

omg, i was so green at that age, like i didn't even realize i had a vagina nor what the hell i owned one for.

dis worrise me

Im going get some kind of jock strap with a lock or something! Really, do boys do this at so young?

 

[UA_Iron]

hey there Sassy

your kid needs some test asap

 

[H_T_]

ummmmmmmmmmmmm so the damn dance coming up I need to be there? Wait its at school!

omg, i was so green at that age, like i didn't even realize i had a vagina nor what the hell i owned one for.

dis worrise me

Im going get some kind of jock strap with a lock or something! Really, do boys do this at so young?

back then, 70s/80s, i don't think so. atleast not much. but today, the world has saturated itself in sex. we have a kid whose mom looks like a.....nvm. anyway, don't think that kids haven't already said stuff about the milf. and school dances are perfect breeding grounds. dark, loud, etc. just sneak into the bathroom....anyway, haven't you heard those stories about girls having babies at prom??

 

[Frisky]

hey there Sassy

your kid needs some test asap

i believe his levels are higher than aap's already, hell he pulls in more tang daily.

 

[StickFigure]

Scary!!

 

[UA_Iron]

i believe his levels are higher than aap's already, hell he pulls in more tang daily.

whats he worried about then?

how old is he?

tell him you'll make him wear MC hammer pants to school if he keeps asking silly questions.

 

[H_T_]

restrict his tv watching to 7th Heaven reruns.

 

[Frisky]

whats he worried about then?

how old is he?

tell him you'll make him wear MC hammer pants to school if he keeps asking silly questions.

tomorrow he wears a skort! im not even playing this crap......

wait tomrrow is Sunday

well, hes' wearing it to church, just because im the mama and i have the power

im so cruel!



Im making Feisty wear coveralls too, cause she to damn girly, gawd thats irritating. LOL

 

[H_T_]

you have to be very careful now. one mistake and you could create a psycho or a homosexual.

 

[Frisky]

you have to be very careful now. one mistake and you could create a psycho or a homosexual.

yea thanks bitch

is that your excuse?

tee hee!

i actually don't say a word,,,,,,,,,,, and believe me boy oh boy do i get the Mom, why? Mom whats this? Mom why do I feel? fill in the blank questions. Way to young IMO, but society has given him way to much information. And yea, he knows WAY to much already. Now I just need to lock him up or castrate him... not sure what comes first

 

[H_T_]

yea thanks bitch

is that your excuse?

tee hee!

i actually don't say a word,,,,,,,,,,, and believe me boy oh boy do i get the Mom, why? Mom whats this? Mom why do I feel? fill in the blank questions. Way to young IMO, but society has given him way to much information. And yea, he knows WAY to much already. Now I just need to lock him up or castrate him... not sure what comes first

yeah, good idea. he'll figure it out himself. even diapers come with instructions.

 

[Sassy69]

hey there Sassy

your kid needs some test asap

Hey hun! How's those enemies of the Devils doin' these days? I had fond memories of a Rose Bowl in the dim & distant past (1986 if I recall...)

Perhaps Erzulie should employ you to teach her son the ways of the man?

 

[Frisky]

yeah, good idea. he'll figure it out himself. even diapers come with instructions.

lol

do they, let me tell feisty to read them..... brb



i had to show her how to use a tamp..... wait.... nuff info here


anyway, all his questions are answered, doesn't matter what they are, sometimes its really weird but i wouldn't let them go with out being answered.

Not all the things he tells me I want to hear, but eh... part of being a mom I guess and I wouldn't give up the trust he has in me to actually come to me with any question.. FOR THE WORLD!

 

[UA_Iron]

Hey hun! How's those enemies of the Devils doin' these days? I had fond memories of a Rose Bowl in the dim & distant past (1986 if I recall...)

Perhaps Erzulie should employ you to teach her son the ways of the man?

he'd probably have a beard and end up treating women like shit after me, haha.

 

[H_T_]

lol

do they, let me tell feisty to read them..... brb



i had to show her how to use a tamp..... wait.... nuff info here


anyway, all his questions are answered, doesn't matter what they are, sometimes its really weird but i wouldn't let them go with out being answered.

Not all the things he tells me I want to hear, but eh... part of being a mom I guess and I wouldn't give up the trust he has in me to actually come to me with any question.. FOR THE WORLD!

i guess i've been jaded, a couple of my ex's had kids and i didn't like the way they were being raised. i draw the line at having the "sex talk" with an 8 year old. and kids that tell their mom to fuck off. uh, but thats another story...

 

[Sassy69]

he'd probably have a beard and end up treating women like shit after me, haha.

I bet you're cute in a beard

 

[UA_Iron]

I bet you're cute in a beard

my gf made me shave my face today

 

[Frisky]

i guess i've been jaded, a couple of my ex's had kids and i didn't like the way they were being raised. i draw the line at having the "sex talk" with an 8 year old. and kids that tell their mom to fuck off. uh, but thats another story...

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

 

[Sassy69]

my gf made me shave my face today

I like my men shaved!

 

[H_T_]

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

no you didn't.

 

[Frisky]

no you didn't.

what was i supposed to say?

 

[Sassy69]

Your kid is gonna need a therapist by age 13.

 

[H_T_]

what was i supposed to say?

ya know, i thought you were tougher than that. you have the right and the firepower to say: you don't need to concern yourself with that right now. i'll let you know when you should be.

 

[Frisky]

ya know, i thought you were tougher than that. you have the right and the firepower to say: you don't need to concern yourself with that right now. i'll let you know when you should be.

ok.. you have to know im just kidding

i am really honest with him, i prefer he gets all the answers from me than get it from any other source.

Believe me, kids these days have some crazy questions... I'm blessed with the fact that he can actually ask ME for the answers instead of anyone else.

 

[H_T_]

ok.. you have to know im just kidding

i am really honest with him, i prefer he gets all the answers from me than get it from any other source.

Believe me, kids these days have some crazy questions... I'm blessed with the fact that he can actually ask ME for the answers instead of anyone else.

well, that's nice.

 

[Frisky]

well, that's nice.

lol

well, its weird sometimes.. yikes.


But i wouldn't trade the trust for the world.

 

[H_T_]

lol

well, its weird sometimes.. yikes.


But i wouldn't trade the trust for the world.

trust is way harder to find than love. i think it might also feel better.........

 

[javaguru]

lol

well he's not 8 he's 11.. a year from jr. high, and im sure some horny bitch will soon try to get him behind the bleachers.. so yea, what ever question he has i answer... better me give him the 'right' answer than him find out on his own.. eh?

wait, wtf do I know about sex?

any way, i told him he could get pregnant, and that he'd have to pass a 10lb baby out of his peepee if he has sex or lets any chicks mouth touch it. I mean at that time it seemed like the perfect repsonse right? he believes everything I say so why not scare the living hell out of him... I actually showed him a watermellon and said this is what you are gonna have to pass thru your peepee, ARE YOU READY?

I don't believe he'll ever have sex now, which im really cool with, now, in a couple of years i have to go get a pumpkin and have the same speech with my daughter. Ah, it rocks being a mom

Tee Hee..I was 10lbs 4 oz when I was bor two weeks early...

 

[Frisky]

Tee Hee..I was 10lbs 4 oz when I was bor two weeks early...

DAMN

so you were actually born with a remote and playboy in hand eh?



He was 7'6oz drug free natural child birth with a few stitches added in...... I kidd really, but i did request after all that pain to just get closed the hell up

 

[EnderJE]

I can just imagine my kids at that age now. It's going to be great!

 

[Frisky]

I can just imagine my kids at that age now. It's going to be great!

i promise, you can't even imagine the questions that come! I've spent many of minutes with the OMG deer in the headlights look trying to answer in a not so blunt Frisky kinda way. I'm not good at being subtle as we all know

 

[EnderJE]

i promise, you can't even imagine the questions that come! I've spent many of minutes with the OMG deer in the headlights look trying to answer in a not so blunt Frisky kinda way. I'm not good at being subtle as we all know

Pfft. I have to answer questions now. The best part is when you make up answers and tell them with total conviction. (Where did I come from? Walmart. You were on sale.) The 4 and the 2 don't know the difference.

Its like when I give them bittersweet chocolate. At first, yay! Then, ugh.

hehehehehee

 

[Sub-Zero]

he wants to fuck u and i dont blame him

 

[wootoom]

shut up

 

[Spartacus]

you'll be a Gramma in no time!

yup mother's day works for grannies too
you're safe

 

[Spartacus]

ok.. you have to know im just kidding

i am really honest with him, i prefer he gets all the answers from me than get it from any other source.

Believe me, kids these days have some crazy questions... I'm blessed with the fact that he can actually ask ME for the answers instead of anyone else.

I was 8 when I asked my mom what would happen if a boy put his penis in a girl
I had 2 sisters younger than me by only a year and two
so it was basically a geometry query
I used to think they had a butt crack that went "all the way around"

 

[Destroyer1986*]

Whats wrong with that, I ask my mother if I have sex appeal all the time, LOL.

 

[Spartacus]

then we got ahold of some porn mags and eliminated the half moon butt crack theory

 

[Spartacus]

better than be jailed on sex charges awaiting an appeal

 

[Spartacus]

those sisters I mentioned have two chcildren each ranging from 9-15
some of the discussion over thanksgiving dinner was about these "naked parties" the kids are having,that is with the other kids from the schools involving esp. the cheerleaders after school games
my mom said "I sured missed out"
and now I know why we said grace

 

[coldblue1955]

no not me bitches

This is what My freaking son just splurred out!

WTF?

and then say's I KNOW I had sex appeal when (insert girls name) was with me...!

What did KB put in that damn hat that he has on his head?

about 2 sec's ago the cel was ringing and he say's.. thats my 'sex appeal'?

fucking scary.....really scary

you sure do have a hell of a sex appeal!

 

[Lestat]

that's awesome you are so close with him

 

[Frisky]

that's awesome you are so close with him

it really is, my son trust me with everything. I could never say the same with my parents. I want to be the one both of my kids go to with any problem, no matter what it is and they can talk to me, with out worry of anything.

I have to remove myself from the 'mom' thing every now and again and be the person they confide in. But I rather they come to me than some random person that may give them false information etc.

I'm really easy to talk to, and im a good listener. Both my kids come to me without hesitation about anything.. even if its something that concerns me. They don't hesitate to tell me i did something upsetting etc... And I respect them for that. I love my relationship with them.

 

[BUBBLES]

Haha your son is funny. How old is he?

 

[Frisky]

Haha your son is funny. How old is he?

oh he is, lol

he's 11.. ..... yikes

 

[Sub-Zero]

it really is, my son trust me with everything. I could never say the same with my parents. I want to be the one both of my kids go to with any problem, no matter what it is and they can talk to me, with out worry of anything.

I have to remove myself from the 'mom' thing every now and again and be the person they confide in. But I rather they come to me than some random person that may give them false information etc.

I'm really easy to talk to, and im a good listener. Both my kids come to me without hesitation about anything.. even if its something that concerns me. They don't hesitate to tell me i did something upsetting etc... And I respect them for that. I love my relationship with them.

would u have sex with them if they said please?

 

[hardrock]

kida + cell phone = bad idea. I work next to a junior hig. Everyday they walk across the lot chattin on their phones. WTF? What ever happend to going and smoking a bowl with your bros after school? What is this world coming too?

 

[BUBBLES]

oh he is, lol

he's 11.. ..... yikes

only 11 and he thinks he has sex appeal? lol

he is a cutie

 

[Frisky]

would u have sex with them if they said please?

you are fucking sick

 

[H_T_]

you are fucking sick

that's not cool, sublime....