Daddy's Girl

[Dirk Howat]

Weirdiest fucking experiences:

1) A girl who barked like a dog when we did it doggy style.


2) A girl who only like anal.
Makes no noise doing it.
When I asked her to "talk to me" said:
"Ohhh Daddy, moorrrreee, Daddddy"


Some girls are seriously fucked up in the head.

 

[EnderJE]

oh dirk, you say the craziest things...

 

[Sassy69]

I'm so confused by what people want to hear or expect to hear when they say "Talk dirty to me baby". I mean seriously, if you are gettin' busy w/ your lady and she starts telling you she wants to be pounded in the ass like the dirty little girl that she is, what the hell would you do? OMG. I'd seriously start considering doing a background check on her to see if she's worked for an S&M place as a submissive or something.

What DO guys want to hear when they say "talk dirty to me baby"??

 

[dicedgunz]

i love all dirty talk. i dont care what it is...say it all. i hate silent sex. i' very very open when it comes to the bedroom. i love it all except silence!!

diced

 

[TruBalla4Real]

ya anything gotta be talkin in the sack makes shit interesting

 

[Spartacus]

there's a record in here somewhere

 

[Spartacus]

i gave him karma to get him to 668,we need a neg 2

 

[shawnerk]

damnitt- I thought I had two! -shite

 

[Spartacus]

667

 

[Spartacus]

i ahven't figured out the algoritym
it's not strait add and subtract

 

[shawnerk]

I saw this thread, and I was like "oh, great, now what is 'dick how's-it so small' saying now?" then I saw that he was 'owned' and laughed my ass off- almost falling off the chair. I guess I can give two green but only one red...? Have to check.

 

[Gymgurl]

i love all dirty talk. i dont care what it is...say it all. i hate silent sex. i' very very open when it comes to the bedroom. i love it all except silence!!

diced

MY KIND OF MAN!!!!!

 

[marshallmadman]

i love all dirty talk. i dont care what it is...say it all. i hate silent sex. i' very very open when it comes to the bedroom. i love it all except silence!!

diced

I talk all kinds of shit in bed. Sometimes I think about what I said, and kinda get a little evil grin

 

[dugie65]

girl that asked me to choke her and or pretend to hurt her.

fuckin weird teenagers these days

 

[shawnerk]

girl that asked me to choke her and or pretend to hurt her.

fuckin weird teenagers these days

i'm movin to abu dahbi