cybersex anyone?

[Elite_Fry]

I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them. I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.

Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. You begin to sway back and forth. I turn you around to lick your asshole. I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole. They stink really bad.

I start to get fed up with your ugly ass. I tear off your wooden peg leg and ram it up your ass. Then I pour hot carmel over your head. And turn you into a fucking candy apple... I kick you in the face! The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... Your parrot flys away.

 

[Elite_Fry]

( . )( . ) If you want my body
... ) ( and you think im sexy
.. ( Y ) come on baby let me know
.. | | |

 

[MrMuscle]

 

[visions]

hey MrMuscle what's the weather like round your way today?

 

[MrMuscle]

hey MrMuscle what the weather like round your way today?

cold, but clear..so we actually have some sun..but i think its just a matter of seconds before it starts snowing or raining again

 

[visions]

cold, but clear..so we actually have some sun..but i think its just a matter of seconds before it starts snowing or raining again

what you don't live on the temperate south which includes rolling farmlands, enchanted forests and sunny beaches as well as the dramatic Western Fjords

 

[MrMuscle]

i live on the west coast. and its "mild" here..so we got mostly reain, snow, shit like that..yeah the landscape is extraordinary...but what does that help if you cant set a foot outside?

 

[Elite_Fry]

what's this got to do with sex?

 

[alexiarenee]

Awwww......
You had me going there for a while.........

 

[Elite_Fry]

whos next?