Crap, why does everything seem like a good idea when you drink? I called the exGF !!!

[alien amp pharm]

So yeah, I'm in Athens celebrating the Tennessee victory over Georgia. INTOXICATED I get the bright idea of text messaging my ex. It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

The worse thing I said thank goodness was "I miss you". I'm glad my phone battery died about the 3rd text exchange. (She also said she missed me).

So when I got back into town yesterday I called her and played it off as I was just excited about us winning and was just basically saying hello since we hadn't spoken in a while.

She wants to hang out, so we are going to go out to eat or something this coming up weekend. I guess I'll go just to see if there's anything left or if it's just strictly friends she wants. I can't get this girl out of my mind.

 

[Gambino]

lol @ your patheticness

lol @ my patheticness

at least my gal lets me drink

 

[Robert Jan]

Do not drink alone, it makes you ugly and impotent.

Friends do not let friends drink and dial.

Those two rules should prevent this 100% of the time.

 

[AAP]

I can't wait to read tiger88's response to this.

 

[AAP]

get drunk

drink dial up bitches

haha speak sensenon slur

hang up

 

[alien amp pharm]

lol @ my patheticness

I must've missed your drama. Link?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Do not drink alone, it makes you ugly and impotent.

Friends do not let friends drink and dial.

Those two rules should prevent this 100% of the time.

I had plenty of friends around. They didn't catch what I did until it was too late though. I'm a sneaky drunk.

 

[Gambino]

Re: Crap, why does everything seem like a good idea when you drink? I called the exGF

I must've missed your drama. Link?

if you searched my thread history, you would locate the said drama. I'm not plattypus so I can't help you there

 

[alien amp pharm]

get drunk

drink dial up bitches

haha speak sensenon slur

hang up

That's why I went the route of text messaging instead of the slurred phone call. Thank goodness for technology......I think.

 

[ChefWide]

"Lets get stoopid!"

Why is that an attractive invitation to some folks?!?

 

[danielson]

dude, she has been a slutty bitch in the way she has treated you. Dont even allow her back into your life, she's not even that worthy as a friend. see if she is willing to make ALL the apologies, if she isnt (and you know she wont) then SCREW her and never contact her again until she is willing to. chances are some cracked up loser going no-where in life his drilling her anyway...

a friend of mine lost his gf he loved when she said 'she wanted to fully enjoy the college experience' and she couldnt do it with him. your's will undoubtedly do the same thing to you again, purely because at 21 she can. you at 28 however do not want a gf who will go legs akimbo as soon as some random guy says open sesame, you are looking to find someone to settle down with

you have broken up with her and you are into the hardest part of the breakup. stay strong and you will come out guns blazing. just suround yourself with your friends and next time you are looking for a gilr stay within your own age group (25+). no young girl is THAT mature unless she is a diamond amongst the dirt....even if all the good lookers have got tied down find one you can actually trust and converse with. most of their looks desert them mid thirties unless they actually workout to stay fit & when your 60 and you got limp dick its all you two will have left

 

[alien amp pharm]

next time you are looking for a gilr stay within your own age group (25+)

I'm trying to. I'm going to a local sports bar this Wednesday with a female friend immediately after work. It's ladies night and if I go right after work there's a better chance of meeting older professional women. Still, searching sucks balls.

 

[from zero]

God I hate you.

 

[awittyusername]

Are we still going to get a Pussy Whipped Board?

 

[jh1]

HAHAH...

You suck.... my fake thread about you begging for her forgiveness was RIGHT FUCKING ON!

You did it... it was like a self-fulfilling Prophecy.

You are indeed a Sopping Wet Vagina.

 

[Illuminati]

Re: Crap, why does everything seem like a good idea when you drink? I called the exGF

So yeah, I'm in Athens celebrating the Tennessee victory over Georgia. INTOXICATED I get the bright idea of text messaging my ex. It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

The worse thing I said thank goodness was "I miss you". I'm glad my phone battery died about the 3rd text exchange. (She also said she missed me).

So when I got back into town yesterday I called her and played it off as I was just excited about us winning and was just basically saying hello since we hadn't spoken in a while.

She wants to hang out, so we are going to go out to eat or something this coming up weekend. I guess I'll go just to see if there's anything left or if it's just strictly friends she wants. I can't get this girl out of my mind.

hey bro, danielson gave you some pretty solid advice. you gotta get this chick out of your life. here's what i suggest. try to get together with her one last time, alone. just the two of you. get her pretty liquored up, let one thing lead to another, and BAM you guys are having your going away, break-up sex. give her the best sex of her life. do her dirty, do everything that you can possible can. and when you are done, jizz all over her face. if you are at her place, immediately get up, get dressed, and leave without saying anything. if you are at your place, after you jizz all over her face, kick her out of the bed, hand her her cloths, and tell her she's got to get out. you'll feel so much better about yourself.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

youre pathetic, helpless, and useless...but i hope lightning strikes and you somehow fumble your way through this...

 

[Deterass]

 

[theoak01]

shit bro,thats just trouble,but I cant say I havent been there before, good luck with things

 

[sheep-head]

I can't describe how much I hate you.

 

[Becoming]

LOL - you are a fucking idiot. there is no help for you anymore...

someday she will give you a vd and you will deserve it.

 

[Lestat]

you situation seems tough because by her saying she misses you and wanting to hang out its a total lead on and I am sure it gives you a false sense of hope.

There are plenty of times where I kinda wish I had that with my ex though, some form of contact, anything.. but again, it would give me false hope and probably fuck me up even more then I am now.