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Condoms ruin the whole goddamn experience.

Read carefully, try having sex with humans instead of animals. This way when you go to put on the condom they don't use the opportunity to take off. :D
 
They sure do. In the heat of the moment of a one night stand, it is so embarrassing and it ruins the moment.
 
casavant said:


Yeah. And I almost never have an orgasm.
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In that case, yank that bitch off when she's had enough and jack off all over her and see how far you can squirt and how much volumn you can produce. Works for me.:D They love it when you get freaky and nasty with them.
 
VicTusDeuS said:

i thought i was the only one that had that problem.
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Not having an orgasm bites bigtime.
 
VicTusDeuS said:

i thought i was the only one that had that problem.
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The first 2 or 3 times I'm with a girl and use a condom, it's almost guaranteed that I won't come. Sucks ass.


AAP- I hear that.
 
casavant said:


The first 2 or 3 times I'm with a girl and use a condom, it's almost guaranteed that I won't come.
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So when does it end? Do you just give up at some point? I can usually just come by thinking about something...maybe it's in your head bro?
 
casavant said:


I'm not arguing against their use. That's what makes it so frustrating- there's really no other choice.
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sorry cas, i misunderstood what u were saying. after i read your post a second time i got it.
 
im just wondering, do you think this has anything to do with roid use? If so maybe using roids could help me out by giving me a few extra mins in bed
 
Look at it differently.... yes, you are going to wear a condom and go limp and not cum... so now, after hitting the box for a little while and delivering some feverish clit action with your fingers... you can peel the condom off, lay back and let her suck you off. Fair is fair.
 
tempest2003 said:
im just wondering, do you think this has anything to do with roid use? If so maybe using roids could help me out by giving me a few extra mins in bed
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I don't use steroids. I did one 9 week run over a year ago that has had no lasting effect on my sex drive.
 
AAP said:
Look at it differently.... yes, you are going to wear a condom and go limp and not cum... so now, after hitting the box for a little while and delivering some feverish clit action with your fingers... you can peel the condom off, lay back and let her suck you off. Fair is fair.
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I've never came from a blowjob. Not once ever.
 
casavant said:


I've never came from a blowjob. Not once ever.
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girls must be a lot different in arkansas than new orleans!!!:confused:
 
casavant said:


Explain to me what a good blowjob consists of.
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And yes, I know I just opened myself up to all sorts of bullshit with that sentence.

I swear I've had some humdingers, but maybe I'm wrong.
 
I can't cum if i'm wearing a condom. Well I have 2 or 3 times, but I had alcohol all the times and it was a very long ago.

As long as you are with just one girl and both of you get tested, I don't think there is any reason to use a condom ... assuming she is on some type of birth control.

-sk
 
casavant said:


I've never came from a blowjob. Not once ever.
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Yea, I don't really prefer bj's ... only came from them 2 or 3 times, lol. It's good foreplay, but I prefer intercorse. :D

-sk
 
im a fan of everything i suppose, but handjobs have to be the most useless pieces of sex possible... id rather just do it properly myself than the way most girls do it! thank god they're mearly a preliminary thing...
 
sigweed said:
im a fan of everything i suppose, but handjobs have to be the most useless pieces of sex possible... id rather just do it properly myself than the way most girls do it! thank god they're mearly a preliminary thing...
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A well-lubed hand job is definitely cool as a preliminary thing in my book, but I agree- I'll just do it myself if I'm trying to get off with one.
 
casavant said:


Explain to me what a good blowjob consists of.
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Slow, deep, lazy, firm, easy swallowing motion so it goes down smooth. Find a bored housewife in her 40's... she will have it down to an art form.

The best part is just being lazy and laying there and letting SOMEONELSE do all the work for YOUR orgasm.
 
I've used condoms a couple times. I just take the girl to her OB/GYN and have her thoroughly checked out. Since I aim for the relationship before sex, this is not a problem.

Condoms are horrible things. The sensation loss is...well, I'd rather stab myself in the dick with pins.
 
I agree. It's also nasty smelling.

I was with a girl that wouldn't suck me off after the condom was on (even after I took it off) because the taste is nasty. Case in point: ever eat a pussy that you just fucked with a condom on? Pretty gross.

Overall an unsatisfactory experience. It's all about establishing trust and going from there. I have lots fo trouble coming with a condom on.
 
casavant said:


And yes, I know I just opened myself up to all sorts of bullshit with that sentence.

I swear I've had some humdingers, but maybe I'm wrong.
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its quite simple...

you are a nice guy that cant get
over the feelings of guilt for asking
a girl to swallow a monumental
casavant load...

relax...she deserves it and its good
for her hair and complexion...

youre a warrior dammit, pillage!!!:p
 
and the best thing about condoms
after the disease prevention part...

is hitting a girl anal, finishing, and
carefully and slowly pulling out so
that the rubber stays in her ass so
that she squeals and runs to the
bathroom to begin the tedious
process of fishing it out of da bootie...

aap can probably elaborate on this
from the male anal viewpoint...:D
 
casavant said:


Explain to me what a good blowjob consists of.
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Casavant.

go on Kazaa or Imesh, and download the following MPG

Kozmo_DrFellatio#20_11c_Inari_Vachs

i think its online as
Inari vachs white panties blowjob or whatever too.

but thats a VERY good blowjob imo ;)

if you cant find that, or anyway, check out the stuff they do on www.ideepthroat.com too.

you can also find that on kazaa and imesh.
those are good suckings
 
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haha yea i agree i fucking hate condoms ,they take away the feeling and i end up trying to fuck her with a limp dick. ive only busted a nut with a condom on about 4 times and damn i had to concentrate hard for that.
ive been with my girlfrend for over 8 months so now we dont even use those rubber peice of shits anymore.
hell if im gonna have to use a condom ill just go jerk off instead.
 
try some v or c...........cancels out the "Can't Cum Condom" problem.








not that i actually "need" the stuff, you understand.......................... :p
 
It could be a lot worse. You can try to kiss your date and she down right rejects it. Then using a condom is the last thing on your mind. :bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

I must do the honorable thing and fall on my sword, brb. :(
 
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