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hulk versus superman, who wins? two guys from IT were having a spirited debate on this subject while i was getting coffee this morning. also, why does supeman wear a cape? orson welles fetish??
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I say superman, though hulk had better traps... and arms
I.B. Orpheus
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There was a Marvel/D.C crossover comic book where this fight actualy took place, I don't know who was victorious though.
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AAP said:
The hulk lacks the speed and ability to fly, as well as freezing breath and lazer eye vision, if Superman was smart he'd use this to his advantage.
the nature boy
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to add an additional layer, there was a time that the Hulk was intelligent... when he was the Grey Hulk. He'd know how to use that kryptonite against superman.... or at least give superman a huge ass wedgie since he wore his underwear on the outside of his suit.
The_Eviscerator
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Superman sucks... I hate most DC comic characters... Hulk would kick his ass and leave him paralyzed from the neck down... oops... too late.
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oh shit.. owned
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The Nature Boy said:
very true... actually marvel is doing a mini series right now called Hulk Grey... Should be interesting.
I.B. Orpheus said:
"Marvel Universe vs DC Universe" I believe was the name, or something like that.
Superman won.
But, Hulk pounded him pretty good.
Some other matchups:
Batman vs Captain America - Batman won, then saved Cap, America's lfe.
Thor vs Captain Marvel - Thor whupped his ass.
Flash vs Quicksilver - Flash won.
Can't remember the rest.
Joker
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It's so obvious data would win
the nature boy
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this debate has not had nearly as much controversy as the classic "what if Whorf got in a fist fight with Data" threads.
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The Nature Boy said:
LOL
And superman would win.
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JOKER47 said:
did those fights really happen? or were they scripted like wrestling?
javaguru
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Dude, the Star Wars Vs. Star Trek has been the source of countless nerdlinger flamings. I'm talking PHD's in physics arguing theoretical physics of energy weapons and their destructive capabilities based on the mass of asteroids etc. BTW, IMO the Star Trek guy was OWNED by the Star Wars guy.
the nature boy
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lobo? cat lady? quicksilver? captain marvel? some of these guys are frigging jobbers.
THeMaCHinE
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I'm more of a Hulk fan, but Superman is probably the most powerful character ever created. Remember, he can shift time and space due to his speed. He's has a host of weapons/abilities at his disposal; think he can't take a Hulk punch? That's all hulk can do -- beat on him; doesn't help if Superman can withstand anything that Hulk's got to dish out.
Additionally, he's beat much bigger players (i.e. Galactus, etc.) than Hulk. Also, Superman was given immunity to kryptonite in one series, so that can be done too.
And the Hulk madder/grow bigger thing is bullshit. Does't exist. Not in the comic books.
Additionally, he's beat much bigger players (i.e. Galactus, etc.) than Hulk. Also, Superman was given immunity to kryptonite in one series, so that can be done too.
And the Hulk madder/grow bigger thing is bullshit. Does't exist. Not in the comic books.
sinjinsmythe33
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whats the deal with the cape?
The_Eviscerator
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Also... keeping with the antsemetic tones of Elite... Superman was created by two Jewish guys... so therefore I hate Superman.
(please note the sarcasm)
(please note the sarcasm)
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AAP said:
Your damn right... Only a true comic geek can get their cosmic beings straight between comic publishers....lol
The_Eviscerator
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AAP said:
Fire away... I am pretty geeky w/ Comic Books...
The_Eviscerator said:
Ok... it was a sword and sorcery type book along the lines of Conan, Warlord, Kazar, etc.... the guy in the comic was a warrior type and fought numerous battles... the distinguishing feature about him was that one of his hands was in the form of a werewolf hand... it was covered with hair from the wrist down, had claws, etc... he believed somewhere there was a beast wearing his hand.
I only had two of these comics, in one he cut the hand off but it reattached itself to him. He often wore a metal glove to cover it up.
I don't know the name of this comic or his name... but I was talking with another comic fan and he remembered it too... it was like.. "damn, I remember that shit.. what was it called? oh shit... can't remember..." So both of us have a bet now on who can locate the comic or name first.
Been over a year, so not much hope in either of us winning.
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AAP said:
You've got me on that one... but I am going to research it... It sounds real familiar... do you remeber the publisher? Dark Horse, Image etc...
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jughead
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AAP said:
Damn... you found it... I was going to e-mail the guy I order from at mailordercomics.com with your description.
I found them on milehighcomics.com. It looks like it was a 12 book series. You can probably get all of them in NM condition for under 90 bucks.
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AAP said:
Sweet! I need to hit up the one near me and see if I can regain my collection that my father sold from under my nose when I moved out... fuck... I am still pissed about that. He didn't think I wanted them... I had so many rare books it would take a few grand to get those all back.
The_Eviscerator said:
Dude, that ain't shit. Want to hear some weird ass Twilight Zone shit?
My stepmom GAVE AWAY my Star Wars figures, playsets, GI JOE figures and weapons/vehicles. In addition to my comic book collection when my father divorced her. (she gave away a bunch of his shit too...) I was 14 then... I had a total of 38 StarWar/GI Joe figures and 15 assorted vehicles for both sets. (like most kids, I combined the two factions into one big adventure all the time)
I was pissed.
11 years later at age 25, at a ratty ass side auction near Lake Lanier with me ex (the last trip we ever took - amazing because I dumped him three weeks after and it was his idea to stop here.. some good came out of him after all), We were sitting there and a Star Wars poster (signed by the crew and film cast) failed to bring in over $5. The man auctioning it said "people aren't collecting this now-days... they want that new shit. I got a bunch of shit in the truck I can't get rid of". Naturally I went out there and was looking around with him... he had all kind of Starwars and action figure shit. Heman, Micronauts, etc... He mentioned that he had some stuff in a box that he would give me for $10 if I knew some kids that wanted it. Said that he couldn't sell it because it had some initials scratched on every piece... I looked in that box and almost fainted. It was MY collection. Every piece had MA on it where my father scratched my initials in it so other children would not think it was theirs when they came to play. Every single piece 38 figures, 15 vehicles were in that box. Nothing else. Even the weapons.. like the Sandman's crowbar and stuff. I couldn't believe it.
When I got in the car and my ex looked in the box, he was like "what did you buy this for?" I was like.. "shut up, you couldn't comprehend it."
But I never did find my comic collection. (and my dad never got back any of shit either.)
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Holy shit dude... That is some awesome luck.
I had about 30 Star Wars figures and my mom got rid of them when she was on a religious kick... All my GI Joes were also pillaged by my dad later on along with the comic books.
People don't seem to understand the importance of those things. Those were true links to my childhood and now they are gone somewhere in oblivion.
At least you got some of them back.
I had about 30 Star Wars figures and my mom got rid of them when she was on a religious kick... All my GI Joes were also pillaged by my dad later on along with the comic books.
People don't seem to understand the importance of those things. Those were true links to my childhood and now they are gone somewhere in oblivion.
At least you got some of them back.
Superman would beat the Hulk, no problem. Wolverine could kick the everlasting shit out of all of them, cept for maybe colossus. That would be close.
As for Star Wars vs Star Trek, Han Solo is wayyyy cooler and a much better pilot than captain kirk. The jedi dominate all. Darth Vader is the greatest villain of all time, fuck the borg, fuck anyone else. (since the borg dominate all there, everyone else falls into line) The guys with PhDs is physics and what not can debate it all they want. The guys with the lightsabers deflect energy blasts, no matter what.
Now, heres a couple of questions.......
How would a jedi fare against an automatic rifle, firing small metal objects?
How would wolverine fare against a jedi, since the lightsaber is capable of heating up the adamantium to be destroyed?
And Buffy could kick all their asses, no problem. God im a geek. Bowling and lazer tag anyone?
As for Star Wars vs Star Trek, Han Solo is wayyyy cooler and a much better pilot than captain kirk. The jedi dominate all. Darth Vader is the greatest villain of all time, fuck the borg, fuck anyone else. (since the borg dominate all there, everyone else falls into line) The guys with PhDs is physics and what not can debate it all they want. The guys with the lightsabers deflect energy blasts, no matter what.
Now, heres a couple of questions.......
How would a jedi fare against an automatic rifle, firing small metal objects?
How would wolverine fare against a jedi, since the lightsaber is capable of heating up the adamantium to be destroyed?
And Buffy could kick all their asses, no problem. God im a geek. Bowling and lazer tag anyone?
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AAP, that is a damned freaky story...
So what'd you do with the stuff? Is it stored, displayed, what?
Okay, time to show my true geekdom here:
It's commonly accepted (while not officially canon) that a Jedi could not deflect bullets with a light saber. Something about that trick only working with energy, I forget.
Now, it stands to reason that because a Jedi has telekinetic ability, that he/she could stop them at advanced levels. Just not the kind of trick you'd want to fuck up tho.
So what'd you do with the stuff? Is it stored, displayed, what?
NAWFkappy said:
Okay, time to show my true geekdom here:
It's commonly accepted (while not officially canon) that a Jedi could not deflect bullets with a light saber. Something about that trick only working with energy, I forget.
Now, it stands to reason that because a Jedi has telekinetic ability, that he/she could stop them at advanced levels. Just not the kind of trick you'd want to fuck up tho.
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JOKER47 said:
Well, but if you'll notice, it wasn't an instantaneous melting...it took time.
I *think* the explanation is that because of the velocity at which a bullet travels, even if they could move fast enough to hit it, it would not be in contact with the energy long enough to do anything.
JOKER47 said:
Yeah, as long as he's not fighting with a light saber. Then he just looks like a gummi bear on crack.
TheProject said:
That's true. I forgot it took a little time. Possibly, if it's "hot" enough, it might slow the bullet some, and give the Jedi time to use "The Force" to dodge it. Like you can feel some "resistance" when you run your finger through a candle flame.
TheProject said:
That was actually my favorite part of the movie. That little toad all flippin' around and shit.
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JOKER47 said:
That's true. I forgot it took a little time. Possibly, if it's "hot" enough, it might slow the bullet some, and give the Jedi time to use "The Force" to dodge it. Like you can feel some "resistance" when you run your finger through a candle flame.
That was actually my favorite part of the movie. That little toad all flippin' around and shit.
Joker
I have a friend that's a huge SW geek...I'll have to ask him for the full explanation.
I was really disappointed in Ep 2...thought it could've been much better.
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Superman.....Hulk is way over rated .......the THING would beat his ass.
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NAWFkappy said:
no way dude. no way.
I'm going with the Hulk. I've always been a fan of marvel comics (their movies are way better than Dc's as well). The Hulk would pound Superman into the ground...Doomsday did it..so would the Hulk.
Did anyone like the Hulk movie?
I thought that it was the worst outing by marvel so far. I liked Lou Ferrigno's Hulk movies better.
Did anyone like the Hulk movie?
I thought that it was the worst outing by marvel so far. I liked Lou Ferrigno's Hulk movies better.
The Thing wouldn't beat shit. I always hated him.
I still have my Star Wars figures.... god, I think it was so uncanny... like the universe conspired to put me and that man selling them in the right place at the same time. Especially considering after all those years, he never sold a single one of them. and to think... if I had my way.. I would have driven right past that auction.. it was my ex that made me stop.
And Wolverine is immensely over-rated... He has already been beaten by the Hulk before.
I still have my Star Wars figures.... god, I think it was so uncanny... like the universe conspired to put me and that man selling them in the right place at the same time. Especially considering after all those years, he never sold a single one of them. and to think... if I had my way.. I would have driven right past that auction.. it was my ex that made me stop.
And Wolverine is immensely over-rated... He has already been beaten by the Hulk before.
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Wolverine is a cool character with a lot of depth and history to play with as a writer, but beating the Hulk? Hell no...
Once again... Superman is a boring character... What never made sense to me is that because Superman's sun is red or whatever... suddently he can fly, have freezing breath, x-ray vision etc...? What the fuck? So a yellow sun gives him all these powers?
Gamma rays are so much more believeable... I mean... that shit could happen to anybody!!
Once again... Superman is a boring character... What never made sense to me is that because Superman's sun is red or whatever... suddently he can fly, have freezing breath, x-ray vision etc...? What the fuck? So a yellow sun gives him all these powers?
Gamma rays are so much more believeable... I mean... that shit could happen to anybody!!
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