Cock Blocking

[pushing_fe]

OK, cock blocking is a fine art that is to be enjoyed by all. To be performed correctly, a cock block should be subtle and unnoticeable to the cock blokee. However, some people just don't understand the finer niceties of a cock block.

Case in point. One of my friends was talking to this girl at a party last weekend and this other guy who we knew was interested in her walks up to them and asks her if she knows that this guy was a playa. We were laughing. Please people if you are going to blatantly try to cock block someone you've got to come with more than "Hey did you know this guy was a playa?"

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

cock blocking is cause for ass kicking

 

[GinNJuice]

Cock blocking is more fun that going through an entire date...

Let some other sucka pay for dinner and drinks.... and when they show up at the club, let him buy her another drink.....

....then move in for the CB...... All the fun and a fraction of the cost

 

[pushing_fe]

cock blocking is cause for ass kicking

I hear ya,

By the way is that ointment clearing up that rash or what.

 

[Greek Freak]

cock blocking=me very angry. Thats the one thing I cant tolerate. I am not exactly don juan with the moves so its not always easy for me...and when someone cock blocks I just wanna tear off their limbs and throw them into a brick wall or something.

 

[pushing_fe]

It does suck, but you have to roll with the punches I guess.

Oh yeah, my cousin wanted me to ask you when you were going to be able to get those alimony payments in the mail.

 

[Longhorn85]

Let some other sucka pay for dinner and drinks.... and when they show up at the club, let him buy her another drink.....

....then move in for the CB...... All the fun and a fraction of the cost

That sounds like an interception. I always considered cock blocking to be when the girl's friends hanging around prevent you from getting the digits or something.

 

[madbomber31]

ya, its one thing if a random guy blocks you... but if it's your buddy thats a problem...

and if it is her buddy, that just plain sucks!!! i cannot stand it when one girl decides i'm not worthy of banging HER FRIEND!!!

 

[grafix-GNC]

me too, like when a friend is talking to a girl trying to get with her and then you bring up that he has an STD and still wets the bed

 

[sereneman]

I had a friend that used to do this to me all the time. The little bastard. I got him back real good one time. He wanted this girl very bad. She worked in the men's department at JC Penny's. He walked up to the counter to pay for something and pulled out a large wad of cash to try and impress her. I said, "Did you cash your unemployment check today." He turned 3 shades of red and could never approach her after that.