Yeah, I was talking to The Sultan Of Brunei earlier and he said the same thing. Then my cell phone rang. It was Paris Hilton begging me to let her suck my cock in her next video. Then my doorbell rang, and Joe Weider was standing there with a 2.5 million/yr contract for doing 6 Muscle & Fitness cover shoots over the next 2 yrs. Oh well, just another day in the life of Big Cracker. Too bad there's nothing good on cable tv tonight. My life is so boring.
Personally I take whatever pro bb's say with a grain of salt. It seems like most of them will tell you whatever you wanna hear just to get you to leave them alone. Why should they share their advice anyway? It's not like they're obligated to disclose their recipe to anyone that asks.
Oh shit, Paris is at my door. Fucking bitch is stalking me again-landed her leer jet right on my street. I guess she needs another dose of my man milk down her throat? I might as well give her what she wants or she'll never go away.