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Chics these days, seriously

fistfullofsteel

fistfullofsteel

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Ok, almost everyone of them banged 20+ guys by the age of 21. Has been double teamed and wants to get fucked by 3 guys. Is bi or bi curious. Thinks giving head is like kissing a guy and it's no big deal. wtf, people. At least 80% of the population has to have at least 1 std by now, probably more like 2.

Seriously thinking about becoming a shaolin priest or a monk or something.
 
ha, ha, now I know why my husband went all the way to Europe to get married to me and not to some girl born in the States (no offend to the GOOD girls here)



jk
 
Razorguns said:
Welcome to woman 18-27.
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Yeah, and I'm 28 so I'm fucked. But try 14-18 year old chics they are even worse. These 16 year old chics these days come on so strong like they aren't intimidated by anything.

FFOS: Wow, sweetie, you are so nice. Thanks I appreciate that.

16 year old chic: hehe

FFOS: How old are ya?

16 year old chic: I'm 16.

FFOS: Wow, I'm only 12 years older than you. (being sarcastic)

16 year old chic: I won't tell, if you won't

FFOS: WTF!!! :xeye:
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Yeah, and I'm 28 so I'm fucked. But try 14-18 year old chics they are even worse. These 16 year old chics these days come on so strong like they aren't intimidated by anything.

FFOS: Wow, sweetie, you are so nice. Thanks I appreciate that.

16 year old chic: hehe

FFOS: How old are ya?

16 year old chic: I'm 16.

FFOS: Wow, I'm only 12 years older than you. (being sarcastic)

16 year old chic: I won't tell, if you won't

FFOS: WTF!!! :xeye:
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you hit it didnt you
 
jenscats5 said:
*trying not to think of what the step-daughter is doing*

:worried:
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no offense, but if she is anything like the girls at my school, even if shes ugly and unpopular shes already been fucked at least 20 times.

im just tryin to figure out why with those odds i havnt been picked for at least one sexual adventure

well one but it didndt turn out treal good
 
fistfullofsteel said:
Trust me, she is probably past guy #5 easily. More like guy #10.
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:worried:

I'm trying NOT to think about that......especially since the guys she likes are dirty, skinny, pierced & tatooed...... Blech!
 
jenscats5 said:
:worried:

I'm trying NOT to think about that......especially since the guys she likes are dirty, skinny, pierced & tatooed...... Blech!
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hahaha, i dare u to beat one up taht would be the best EF story ever
 
You guys are funny. You bitch about what sluts these girls are but then you complain about the fact that they were hos for every man........ 'cept you. LOL
 
SublimeZM said:
hahaha, i dare u to beat one up taht would be the best EF story ever
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I could take them.........I really could......they weigh as much as me......

Haven't met the latest one yet.......

And she's a size 0 & not ugly........but HIGHHHHHHHHH maintenance.....
 
Beached Whale said:
You guys are funny. You bitch about what sluts these girls are but then you complain about the fact that they were hos for every man........ 'cept you. LOL
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there seems to be a misunderstanding-i dont care that they are sluts, i just care that i havnt gotten any.
 
more often then not I meet girls like this, however guys are just as bad, I really can't stand 70-80% of both sexes and I dread the day I have a daughter as much as I think Id look forward to it knowing how guys are and how girls flock to it

Now I just need to find someone myself that isn't the stereotypical person and has more of a positive attitude towards life and themselves in general
 
SublimeZM said:
there seems to be a misunderstanding-i dont care that they are sluts, i just care that i havnt gotten any.
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My point exactly. Perhaps they are only sluts because they HAVENT given it to ya. :chomp:
 
blocking my ears and blinding my eyes...my daughter will not be one of these girls that you guys are speaking of!!!!!!
 
angel_girl said:
blocking my ears and blinding my eyes...my daughter will not be one of these girls that you guys are speaking of!!!!!!
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she already is.

if shes under 10, my statement still stands
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Do tell ;)
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gentlemen dont kiss and tell


...good thing im not a gentleman ;) so there i was, right, in this club, and i have to say, its a damn shame i wasnt around when Michealangelo was sculpting, because man...i was looking good :p really good :p its a cosmic tragedy that future generations cant see the splendour that is...The Delicious ;)

so i was sauntering through the club (full of wounded zebras) with my pack of starving hyenas, and there was this cute little thing standing in front of me, and...

actually NNNOOOOOOO qt im not telling you, its personal alright ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
gentlemen dont kiss and tell


...good thing im not a gentleman ;) so there i was, right, in this club, and i have to say, its a damn shame i wasnt around when Michealangelo was sculpting, because man...i was looking good :p really good :p its a cosmic tragedy that future generations cant see the splendour that is...The Delicious ;)

so i was sauntering through the club (full of wounded zebras) with my pack of starving hyenas, and there was this cute little thing standing in front of me, and...

actually NNNOOOOOOO qt im not telling you, its personal alright ;)
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teaser
 
i've been assured by the older generation that it's still nothing on the 60's flower power free love scene....must be pretty close though
 
GoldenDelicious said:
wait till you see the chicks around here, and you wont think its a jungle, youll think its a park



...jurassic park ;)
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:lmao:
 
fistfullofsteel said:
:lmao: they are all bunch of dirty whores anyway
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u dont even know bro..... esp. where i live. (scottsdale AZ and used to live in west hollywood, CA) you think girls are fake ...wait to u see this places man o man..good lord..


but the key to fake girls is to be fake back at them.... the only way... "gotta front" your look or what you do etc...

but alot of these chics (hot ones) have low low self esteem and go out get noticed and have guys buy them drinks and be hit on to justfiy there own self pitty..... (have sex to make themselves feel loved) but in the end the fake girls loose.. amost fake chics dont have a bf or if they do its a shit relationship and deep inside they are jealious of a normal chic who has a real bf... how do I know this? First off most of my gf are fake ass tricks and well my sister is a fake trick and my roommate (go-go dancer) is also a fake trick... they aint shit in the end..attention whores usually crash pretty hard

just be like a dumptruck... cum and go. drop a load and leave
 
tiger88 said:
u dont even know bro..... esp. where i live. (scottsdale AZ and used to live in west hollywood, CA) you think girls are fake ...wait to u see this places man o man..good lord..


but the key to fake girls is to be fake back at them.... the only way... "gotta front" your look or what you do etc...

but alot of these chics (hot ones) have low low self esteem and go out get noticed and have guys buy them drinks and be hit on to justfiy there own self pitty..... (have sex to make themselves feel loved) but in the end the fake girls loose.. amost fake chics dont have a bf or if they do its a shit relationship and deep inside they are jealious of a normal chic who has a real bf... how do I know this? First off most of my gf are fake ass tricks and well my sister is a fake trick and my roommate (go-go dancer) is also a fake trick... they aint shit in the end..attention whores usually crash pretty hard

just be like a dumptruck... cum and go. drop a load and leave
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tell it like it is brother, tell it like it is. all praise be upon the truth.

my friends are moving out to scottsdale so when they are settled in then i'm out there to visit. i'll bring the body condom.

dr. stephen hawking was talking about studying black holes will become alot easier if all the scientists just move to usa and study the women here.
 
SublimeZM said:
no offense, but if she is anything like the girls at my school, even if shes ugly and unpopular shes already been fucked at least 20 times.

im just tryin to figure out why with those odds i havnt been picked for at least one sexual adventure

well one but it didndt turn out treal good
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good question, it seems like girls have it easier than guys. girls have no problems getting laid. guys on the otherhand do.

and girls complain about having life harder, pfftt!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
gentlemen dont kiss and tell


...good thing im not a gentleman ;) so there i was, right, in this club, and i have to say, its a damn shame i wasnt around when Michealangelo was sculpting, because man...i was looking good :p really good :p its a cosmic tragedy that future generations cant see the splendour that is...The Delicious ;)

so i was sauntering through the club (full of wounded zebras) with my pack of starving hyenas, and there was this cute little thing standing in front of me, and...

actually NNNOOOOOOO qt im not telling you, its personal alright ;)
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH

bugger :rolleyes:
 
fistfullofsteel said:
FFOS: Wow, sweetie, you are so nice. Thanks I appreciate that.

16 year old chic: hehe

FFOS: How old are ya?

16 year old chic: I'm 16.

FFOS: Wow, I'm only 12 years older than you. (being sarcastic) <What you should have said: 18 huh?>


16 year old chic: I won't tell, if you won't

FFOS: WTF!!! :xeye: <what you should have said: Deal.>
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(Damn 6 character minimum requirements for posts. )
 
yeah right

I am in the prime to bang the 18 year oldish crowd. i should get working on this

oh wait nm.

How come all the girls I run into dont like to give head??
 
UA_Iron said:
How come all the girls I run into dont like to give head??
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I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.
 
Rex said:
I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.
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couldnt u just offer to give them oral in return?

that would show that you dont think it has anything to do with slaves or power.
 
Rex said:
I think it's part of them asserting themselves as individuals and not sex slaves for me. "Why not be an individual who happens to perform fellatio you self righteous bitch?" is what I say.
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yeah, I'll even toss a chicks salad (if freshly showered or from the jacuzzi)

the least she could do is give me head - its not like I'm not supportive of the action trying to make her feel more comfortable with it and stuff...

must be the fact that she's 18
 
evansteve said:
couldnt u just offer to give them oral in return?

that would show that you dont think it has anything to do with slaves or power.
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Shit I go down first as long as she's trimmed. Rex don't lick a bush that looks like the jungles of Viet Nam.
 
UA_Iron said:
yeah, I'll even toss a chicks salad (if freshly showered or from the jacuzzi)

the least she could do is give me head - its not like I'm not supportive of the action trying to make her feel more comfortable with it and stuff...

must be the fact that she's 18
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I don't think I could stay with a chick who won't fellate. Scratch that. I know I won't stay with a chick who doesn't hob knob.

Maybe it's because she's 18. Ain't no fucking way she'll keep a man.
 
Rex said:
I don't think I could stay with a chick who won't fellate. Scratch that. I know I won't stay with a chick who doesn't hob knob.

Maybe it's because she's 18. Ain't no fucking way she'll keep a man.
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nah she does, but it doesnt last for very long.
 
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