Check This Shit Out.........pretty Flucked Up

[karson]

THIS CHICK I WENT OUT ITH FOR LIKE 6 YEARS JUST GOT CAUGHT FOR THE LAST TIME. WHEN WE BROKE UP SHE STARTED CHILLIN WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND EVENTUALLY PROBABLY HOOKED UP WITH HIM. I KICKED HIS ASS BUT LIKE A MORON STILL WAS FRIENDS WITH HER. I CAUGHT HER LYING TO ME LIKE 100 TIMES FOR THIS KID SO SHE COULD SEE HIM. THEN THIS WEEKEND A TRIP TO MEXICO WITH HER FRIENDS TURN OUT TO BE WITH HIM. I FOUND OUT AND CUT THE BITCH OFF. ITS HARD TO LET GO WITH SO MANY MEMORIES SHARED IN 6 YEARS, BUT ENOUGHS ENOUGH...RIGHT

 

[Evildee]

Holy shit....that girl has fuckin ISSUES....My dad, the pimp that he is, always told me to remember these three little letters........





P-O-B



Plenty O' Bitches

words to live by.....it's up there with "treat people how you want to be treated"

 

[moe dank]

bros over hoes! In a year from now you will feel like kicking your own ass for wasting so much time! Good luck man. Been there a few times myself.

 

[YellowD]

I'm going to be sick...

 

[karson]

dudes

sometimes situations blind you

 

[karson]

i almost forgot

on a 1-10 how retarded was i for sticking around thata buse for 2 years after we broke up....... i vote ten

 

[WODIN]

Karson don't be so hard on yourself, 9.95 maybe but 10!? Nah.....


Anyway, without trust you don't have a relationship.

 

[karson]

thanks

but honestly, a 10 seems more like it.

 

[caseran]

Phuck that chick..........
The best way over somebody is in somebody else....
You have had that for six years, find one of her freinds and bang-it-out!!!

 

[Milhouse]

Sorry to hear that Karson, but like someone said above there are plenty other fine ladies out there.

We have all wasted some time with someone just learn from it and move on.

 

[Big Johnson]

Not a flame, Brother. I totally understand how you feel and just want to see you drop this bitch like the slut she is.

How do thier cocks taste?

Now, get out there a fuck one of her close friends. You know you want to

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Dude ,I'd have cooked that bitch one last meal with some special laxative sauce on there, also I'd have fucked her one last time and put ben gay all over the outside of a condom and fucked her in the ass with it.
That is what a bitch like that deserves. Every time she sits down for a fuckin week she'll remember who got fucked out of this...

 

[L.A.X]

Big Johnson is right, Nothing is better than hooking up with an x's friend to really kick her in the ass..

And like my Dad always said....Pussy isn't made out of gold!!!

 

[caseran]

Yo!! Justincredibol.......holy shit!! The bengay deal will phuck her up for life bro!! Funny as phuck though you may incite a lawsuit!!
Snag some viagra and raw dog her ass for a few hundred hours! Then bone her freind and proceed to tell everyone how bad that bitch smells.

 

[JUSTINCREDBOL]

Yeah or lube up a few veggies and shove them up her ahole. Then leave em there...rotflmao.. Two days later ask what that fucked up smell is.....