check out my anti zombie digs

[binö]

and get off my nuts stefka there is no room for wimminez
string since you're close to me distance wise we could proly team up and combine resources
your muscles, my outdoor steez, we'd have a good chance for survival
the approach, only one road in, barricaded with dirt and a cemented fence
about 20 miles from any houses and the nearest town is about 25 miles away and has a pop of 200

nearby abandoed cabin where we could store excess shit

the shelter...fuck i'm afraid to open that door and see what's inside

 

[Cal_21]

Nice. I live in a city so I'd be fugged. A sea of zombies I tell you.

lol

 

[binö]

Nice. I live in a city so I'd be fugged. A see of zombies I tell you.

sea
teehee
yeah, i live in the sticks...odds are i wouldn't even need to go to such extremes
proly could just chill in my house and not worry to much
but believe me i keep that shelter in mind if anything like nuke or some shit happened

 

[Cal_21]

sea
teehee
yeah, i live in the sticks...odds are i wouldn't even need to go to such extremes
proly could just chill in my house and not worry to much
but believe me i keep that shelter in mind if anything like nuke or some shit happened

L@L!!!

I'd want to sit on a roof with some cold beers and a rifle & pick off some zombies.

 

[Stefka]

the shelter...fuck i'm afraid to open that door and see what's inside

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Dont open the door to the shelter!!!!
I bet there are already zombies in there.
And I have the best anti-zombie plan ever, so ha!
I dont need you or the UP.

 

[jh1]

Who's place is this bino?

Do you have GPS corodinates?

 

[binö]

Who's place is this bino?

Do you have GPS corodinates?

some rich auto peeps used to own the property as a vacation hunting retreat
about 30 yrs ago they donated it to the state
now it's a backpacker type of place
few other cabins neaby, a sweet trestle bridge, and some other random shit
next time i go out there (snowshoeing) i'll take my gps and get the coordinates

 

[nimbus]

swingbean would ravage your food supply and leave you with scraps, and having muscle isn't gonna help with zombos when all it takes is a little scratch for infectuals

 

[Stefka]

swingbean would ravage your food supply and leave you with scraps, and having muscle isn't gonna help with zombos when all it takes is a little scratch for infectuals

See that is why he fucked up in not picking me as his zombie day partner. I dont eat much. I bet I smell better than Stringbean too.

 

[jh1]

swingbean would ravage your food supply and leave you with scraps, and having muscle isn't gonna help with zombos when all it takes is a little scratch for infectuals

Good Point. You could take him along tho, once you get settled in you could drop his ass with a shuvel to the head and eat him for all his fine meats tho.

 

[jh1]

See that is why he fucked up in not picking me as his zombie day partner. I dont eat much. I bet I smell better than Stringbean too.

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

 

[binö]

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

and that stench would attract every zombie from here to the mississippi

i'd use string bean to get geared up and settled.
about a 3mile hike to get to the cabin, would need him to help mule supplies
then, after he's served his purpose, i'd proly have to bump him off
sorry good bro

 

[Stefka]

Girls smell worse than guys after about 4 days without showers - that stank hole between ur legs has to get rotten without soap and water.

No, I've spent weeks out backpacking. I know how to stay clean and nice smelling.

 

[jh1]

No, I've spent weeks out backpacking. I know how to stay clean and nice smelling.

Look Princess, I can already tell you'd be problematic.

You can't go prancing around in backwoods streams fondling yourself in order to stay fresh and clean during a zombie crisis.

You have got to be on high alert at all times, and you can only leave the safety of the fort for one reason - to get food or water. Period.

 

[Stefka]

Look Princess, I can already tell you'd be problematic.

You can't go prancing around in backwoods streams fondling yourself in order to stay fresh and clean during a zombie crisis.

You have got to be on high alert at all times, and you can only leave the safety of the fort for one reason - to get food or water. Period.

I wasn't planning on leaving the fort.
But lol at fondling myself in backwoods streams.
I can't wait till zombie day.

 

[Cal_21]

I wasn't planning on leaving the fort.
But lol at fondling myself in backwoods streams.
I can't wait till zombie day.

You're obviously not wanted @ teh fort.

You could drink beers & snipe zombies on teh roof with me though.

(I need someone to trip in case the zombies reach the roof) lol

 

[Stefka]

You're obviously not wanted @ teh fort.

You could drink beers & snipe zombies on teh roof with me though.

(I need someone to trip in case the zombies reach the roof) lol

OMG!!!
I know an awesome lighthouse up there.
We could gather supplies and drink beer and hang out on the lighthouse deck and snipe zombies.

 

[Cal_21]

OMG!!!
I know an awesome lighthouse up there.
We could gather supplies and drink beer and hang out on the lighthouse deck and snipe zombies.

Sweet!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

and get off my nuts stefka there is no room for wimminez
string since you're close to me distance wise we could proly team up and combine resources
your muscles, my outdoor steez, we'd have a good chance for survival
the approach, only one road in, barricaded with dirt and a cemented fence
about 20 miles from any houses and the nearest town is about 25 miles away and has a pop of 200

nearby abandoed cabin where we could store excess shit

the shelter...fuck i'm afraid to open that door and see what's inside

Zombie Nazi refugees.

 

[nimbus]

and that stench would attract every zombie from here to the mississippi

i'd use string bean to get geared up and settled.
about a 3mile hike to get to the cabin, would need him to help mule supplies
then, after he's served his purpose, i'd proly have to bump him off
sorry good bro

lmao

 

[needtogetaas]

Good Point. You could take him along tho, once you get settled in you could drop his ass with a shuvel to the head and eat him for all his fine meats tho.

lol

 

[eddymerckx]

you have a good plan but the unabomber may get pissed you are stealing his digs-- and a pissed-off unabomber zombie would not be good

 

[javaguru]

OMG!!!
I know an awesome lighthouse up there.
We could gather supplies and drink beer and hang out on the lighthouse deck and snipe zombies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr8BgftEvBM

 

[binö]

AAP peeps my diggs

 

[string_bean00]

and get off my nuts stefka there is no room for wimminez
string since you're close to me distance wise we could proly team up and combine resources
your muscles, my outdoor steez, we'd have a good chance for survival
the approach, only one road in, barricaded with dirt and a cemented fence
about 20 miles from any houses and the nearest town is about 25 miles away and has a pop of 200

nearby abandoed cabin where we could store excess shit

the shelter...fuck i'm afraid to open that door and see what's inside

im down dude

if there is a zombie outbreak give me rings, ill be there and we'll fortify

 

[string_bean00]

See that is why he fucked up in not picking me as his zombie day partner. I dont eat much. I bet I smell better than Stringbean too.

oh hell no you dont

 

[string_bean00]

fuck now i see im human food instead of zombie food


assholes

 

[jnevin]

Right now I'd be afraid of werewolves and shit if I were you. That looks like prime werewolf country.

 

[binö]

Right now I'd be afraid of werewolves and shit if I were you. That looks like prime werewolf country.

a completely different animal than zombies
werewolfs have intellect
zombies are dumbfux
i'd be more scared of werewolfs for sure
no point no holeing up in the woods for a 'wolf