Caught my neighbor spankin it.

[mordy]

So at like 11 or so last night i wandered into my living room to turn everything off before snugglin in with the girlfriend, when i noticed my neighbor across the way was watching TV with his blinds open.

Well, it wasn't just TV, the repetitive up and down motion keyed me quickly that it was pron. Well, his bed just happens to be right in front of his window and the lights were on and .. well he was getting busy with himself. I showed my girlfriend who got a kick out of it.

Our window is like a little above his so he can't see into our place easily, else he might be getting an eyeful once in a while of me and the girlfriend on the couch n stuff.

 

[Bobber]

Our window is like a little above his so he can't see into our place easily, else he might be getting an eyeful once in a while of me and the girlfriend on the couch n stuff.

He would deffinetly spank to that. You should tell him and charge him for shows.

 

[lilsuperman]

that shit is way to funny wtf was he thinking...

 

[Lestat]

i wonder if my neighbors have ever seen me...

 

[slat1]

I have a disturbing story along those lines. Some day I may talk about it. Until then its only between me and the therapists couch...

 

[swole]

Don't your parents live across the street?

 

[slat1]

I caught a guy in a stall... in a wheel chair... spanking it looking at me and my buddy while we used the urinals at a Denny's...
*I'm going to go home and sit on the floor of my shower and cry like Elizabeth Shue in leaving Las Vegas now...

 

[therockrt72]

^^^^^ thats really fucking sick

ive walked in on my roommate with his dick out like four times. the problem is he doesnt admit it hes fucking weird as fuck im glad schools almost over so i can bail the fuck out of this shithole dorm. if a friend walked in on me beating my dick i would tell him to give me five or something but shit this dude is sitting there watching porn and acts totally normal
he eventually gets up with his back towards me and zips his pants up and walks out really fast so i wont ask questions

is this not weird or what

 

[TruBalla4Real]

^ ya i'd admit to that shit with it hangin out

 

[Gymgurl]

I'd love to watch my neighbor spank it......yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

 

[Dial_tone]

I'd love to watch my neighbor spank it......yummmmmmmmmmmmmmy

wait til I move next door, then you can come spank it for me.

 

[PaganPunkstress]

That is hilarious shit! lol

 

[slat1]

My buddy in college used to have a bunch of girls over to watch movies. He had one of those lofts. He would sit up there and beat off.
Everyone knew what was up it was a riot. He would throw his tissues at the girls too. That kid got laid like a champion too!
LOL

 

[sweed]

i've gotten hand jobs, bj's in front of my best friend.. saw him eating a girl out.. (this was all covered up) that was sober....
drunk i had sex in front of my best friend, while he was also. then i did some skullfucking... good times

 

[slat1]

My roommate kicked in the door and walked in with a video camera.. filming the whole time.
What do you do?
1. Get up and push him out with a huge boner? no way.
2. Keep fucking and show off for the camera?

I chose 2. He still has that tape. I cringe when I think about that. He moved to Richmond VA. I am sure he plays it for all his friends.

 

[tahoe2003]

Don't your parents live across the street?

LMAO

 

[Gymgurl]

This is a great thread lol