Cats are useless fucking animals.

[Doktor Bollix]

I hate cats.

Have you ever heard of a cat saving someones life?

Hell no, selfish fuckers would lick their paws and watch you drown/burn/asphyxiate while masturbating with a belt around your neck...er..and so on.

Dogs are useful. Dogs save people's lives. Dogs WORK. Did you ever hear of a Police cat? A sniffer cat? A guard cat? A guide cat? A cat retriever? I rest my case.

Dogs are much more fun. Cats are no fucking fun. At all. They are boring motherfuckers. Try playing frisbee with a cat.

Don't tell me they have too much dignity for all that. They are just too DUMB. Cats are fucking stupid. People look at cats sitting there watching the wall and say stupid shit like "cats are so zen". They just have a very low level of brain activity. Dumbasses.

Cats will eat their owners when they are dead. True. A dog will never do that. Dogs have been known to sit all day every day on the grave of their owner. That's because dogs have love. Cats have no love. They're even too dumb to fake it unless it's dinner time.

So why is my girlfriend scheming to get a cat? Women like cats. Cats are just like women. Sneaky. Very sneaky. Cruel. Treacherous.......what is the word I seek....it is EVIL. Yes. That's what they are, EVIL.

I will have no cat. You mark my words. Never. Ever. I mean it this time.

 

[hippedy hop]

I hate cats.

Have you ever heard of a cat saving someones life?

Hell no, selfish fuckers would lick their paws and watch you drown/burn/asphyxiate while masturbating with a belt around your neck...er..and so on.

Dogs are useful. Dogs save people's lives. Dogs WORK. Did you ever hear of a Police cat? A sniffer cat? A guard cat? A guide cat? A cat retriever? I rest my case.

Dogs are much more fun. Cats are no fucking fun. At all. They are boring motherfuckers. Try playing frisbee with a cat.

Don't tell me they have too much dignity for all that. They are just too DUMB. Cats are fucking stupid. People look at cats sitting there watching the wall and say stupid shit like "cats are so zen". They just have a very low level of brain activity. Dumbasses.

Cats will eat their owners when they are dead. True. A dog will never do that. Dogs have been known to sit all day every day on the grave of their owner. That's because dogs have love. Cats have no love. They're even too dumb to fake it unless it's dinner time.

So why is my girlfriend scheming to get a cat? Women like cats. Cats are just like women. Sneaky. Very sneaky. Cruel. Treacherous.......what is the word I seek....it is EVIL. Yes. That's what they are, EVIL.

I will have no cat. You mark my words. Never. Ever. I mean it this time.

cats eats rats
that is better
then wearin leather

 

[mrvipergts]

Dude:

Pretty sad man, what is wrong with you ? Are Dogs really any better then cats ?

You can't leave a dog anywhere.

They like to sniff & lick their ass.

They respond to a bell and salivate everywhere.

Try leaving a dog in your house for a few days and see what happens.

Try leaving some food for them (for the weekend), they will eat everything the first day, too stupid to eat in moderation.

I am sure dogs know how to clean up after themselves.

Some dogs like to attack for fun.

Just giving u a hard time .....................

 

[Rex]

I got a cat. He does some tricks, and is low maintenance. I'd like to have a dog, but the cat is cool.

 

[Advaik]

Cat's kill rats and other pests. They can also be trained to do "hearing" work much like a dog can do "smelling" work. Cat's can be trained to hear out termites and tell you where they are. Cat's have their uses.

 

[SheHuLK]

i think cats are OK, but dogs are way kooler. i like cats when they are babies.. little kittens are precious. once they get older they just become good for nothing lazy ass fur balls, and arent even cute and cuddly anymore. dogs are better i think. i personally like little doggies. i have a 8 lb yorkie named Nippie, and he is the cutest. i think i have an obssession with 'little' animals. i even like little frogs. once things grow up big, they just arent the same anymore

 

[Roadblock]

Cats bury their own shit, dogs dig up others shit.

 

[greenday]

I agree that cats are worthless, and many of them are mean. I get grossed out when people talk to cats, and kiss them, its like get a room already.

 

[hippedy hop]

I agree that cats are worthless, and many of them are mean. I get grossed out when people talk to cats, and kiss them, its like get a room already.

karma for you brotha oohyeah

 

[Michael Gigante]

 

[3Vandoo]

 

[Norman Bates]

 

[Lifter4Life]

Cats suck! Nice pic Vandoo. Lifter

 

[Latimer]

asphyxiate while masturbating with a belt around your neck

LOL

Cats suck.

Dogs are the shit.

 

[Mickey Knox]

Cats are way smarter than dogs. But dogs are much more fun. You can leave for 2 minutes and the dog will act like you've been gone for weeks.

 

[spongebob]

are you that guy who bar-b-qued that cat the other day? if not then maybe you should try it and then tell me cats are useless.

 

[Jimsbbc]

Cats are way smarter than dogs. But dogs are much more fun. You can leave for 2 minutes and the dog will act like you've been gone for weeks.

True! Cats can take care of themselves and are very independent.

I never have to take my cat on walks. He is smart enough to do that himself and stay out of traffic.

I also don't have to clean shit. He asks to go outside and shits.

He doesn't bark at the moon or dig holes in the back yard.

He doesn't bite local kids riding their bikes around.

He doesn't attack the mailman.

He licks himself clean and takes care of his fur coat.

He doesn't role in shit or dead animals.

My cat is very affectionate and I stroke him almost as much as my cock.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Dogs have to eat something

 

[danielson]

cats:
pro- can kill mice etc
` groom/attack things smaller than them

cons- ungrateful creatures, would eat u if u died, or fell asleep and didnt move for a while
havent been domesticated as long so dont respond to vocal commands
are like women


dogs-
pro's: mans best friend. literally. evidence out there shows man would have had a tough time 'evolving' into the beng he is today without dogs and their guarding instinct
treat a dog well and he will love u back forever, and even in many cases lay down his lfe without even thinking of it to save ur's
can be taught to respond to vocal command
loyal, 100%trustworthy, no mood swings (i.e. not like women )

cons

need cleaning, walking, feeding, lots of attention

doesnt give a shit about mice

warns u at appropriate times but also when say theres a thunderstorm and its hard enough trying to sleep anyway

 

[Rockafella Skank]

I have two cats. And, yes, they're useless.

 

[Lifter4Life]

Those hairy fuckers make me sneeze! The funniest thing I can remember my dumbass friend doing was picking up a stray cat where we were hanging at and tossing that fucker in the pool. I never knew they could walk on water. Lifter

 

[Mysterio]

I like both just the same.

 

[Sassy69]

My cat is the most reliable male I know. Of course I had him "fixed" 10 years ago and he knows who provides the food....

 

[Norman Bates]

Cats are clever, that´s why they are faithful to someone who had their best part removed?

 

[Whiskey]

Have a tuxedo cat, Maxx. Damn good fighter. Comes with years of fighting with him. Could kick any dogs ass around here if he had a chance. Hell, my dog will chase him, but if Maxx turns to him to stand his ground, that dog is gone.

Whiskey

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

my cats work for a living
they are not lazy at all,
they catch bugs all the time, my bengal jujst ate a spider about 5 minunutes ago
now, my dog is the worthless one
lazy bastard.................

 

[Sassy69]

My cat can sit on most any dog and squish it. Or worse yet, he will attack w/ a boat load of shedded cat hair. Pretty scary!

 

[Keep it beefy]

dogs are more inteligent

dissections have shown that dogs' brains are much more developed than cats' brains. case closed

 

[Jimsbbc]

Cats can hunt and take care of themselves and are agile. Dogs are none of the above, so how could it be smarter?

 

[Norman Bates]

Dogs can hunt in packs , have social structure and their communication is way more sophisticated than that of cats.
Cats are not dumb creatures , but dogs are more clever.

 

[Latimer]

Cats can hunt and take care of themselves and are agile. Dogs are none of the above, so how could it be smarter?

Are you kidding me? Dogs have one of the highest hunt success rates among carnivores. It's around 80%, compared to the big cats like the lions and tigers who are around the 50% mark.

 

[Mickey Knox]

I would really like to see some sources on this information.

"dissections have shown that dogs' brains are much more developed than cats' brains. case closed"

"Dogs have one of the highest hunt success rates among carnivores. It's around 80%, compared to the big cats like the lions and tigers who are around the 50% mark."



Well here is an article to think about, because it sure made me think:

"Judging the relative intelligence of cats and dogs is like deciding which is better looking--there's just not much basis for comparison. Psychologists have a tough enough time coming up with a culture-blind IQ test for humans, who all belong to the same species; designing a species-blind test for dogs and cats is just about impossible. What people take to be signs of intelligence in their pets usually are just specialized survival skills that say nothing about innate brainpower. A cat, for instance, is much more dexterous with its paws than a dog. This dexterity fascinates cat lovers, who also cite the cat's legendary standoffishness as proof of its mental superiority. The dog, on the other hand, is much more of a social animal; dog advocates claim this proves the dog is more civilized, ergo, more intelligent.

Animal ethologists (they're the professionals in this line of work) regard such arguments as rubbish. Cats are loners because they have always hunted alone--one mouse won't feed more than one cat. Without his nimble paws, a cat couldn't corner, catch, and eat his prey. Dogs, though, hunted in packs because they picked on game bigger than they were. They used their teeth to kill their prey and dismember the carcass. (Admittedly, not all cats hunt alone--lions don't, for instance--but let's not make this discussion any more confusing than it already is.) Ethologists don't even like to weigh one breed against another, within the same species. If a bloodhound smells better, or a greyhound sees better--well, that's what they were bred for.

But surely, you cry, there must be some way to compare cats and dogs. Maybe, but it hasn't turned up yet. Obedience and trainability aren't considered reliable measures of intelligence. Newborn cats open their eyes a little sooner than dogs do, but the dog gets into solid foods sooner than the cat. Overall, puppies and kittens grow into adulthood at virtually identical rates. Mama cats toilet train their young, and mama dogs don't, but that doesn't prove anything. My advice is, go argue about something else."

 

[Heavy Weight Champ]

 

[big4life]

Cats are cool, just don't try to wash them. I learned that lesson many years ago.

 

[kamae]

yeah but

cats can beat up dogs whether its a little house cat verse a dog or a big ass lion king of the jungle vs a raggedy hyeana

 

[starfish]

My cat has proved to be more useful than the last two guys I dated

 

[Doktor Bollix]

My cat has proved to be more useful than the last two guys I dated

*Thinks of rough cat tongues*

Spare us the details puh-leeeze.

 

[Norman Bates]

 

[3Vandoo]

I LOVE PUSSY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Santa Claws]

Cats are very important animals....to Chinese restaurants.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Cats are very important animals....to Chinese restaurants.

For real.

For most of you fuckers that's the only pussy you'll eat this weekend.

 

[talonracer]

What's better fast cars or pickup trucks?? The History channel or Discovery?? Depends on what you want right??Dogs have their place and so do cats. I've had alot of both and love both. Cats can be awesome creatures if you get the right one, and dogs are just awesome.

 

[Latimer]

I would really like to see some sources on this information.



"Dogs have one of the highest hunt success rates among carnivores. It's around 80%, compared to the big cats like the lions and tigers who are around the 50% mark."

I'm not supposed to be source posting, but what the hell.

http://www.wildwatch.com/resources/mammals/wilddog.asp

Out on the Hunt
Few carnivores are as efficient as wild dog, with a hunting success rate of 80% often being quoted (lion and leopard rarely do better than 50%) and this is due the co-operation of the pack and as well as individual stamina. Impala are by far the most popular prey species, at least in Southern Africa where they are invariably the most numerous middle-sized herbivore in savannah and woodland ecosystems. Grey duiker and greater kudu (females and young) are also regularly taken. In East Africa, Serengeti-Mara wild dogs (this population is now thought to be extinct due to disease) preyed mostly on gazelles and wildebeest calves as well as impala.