Can you hammer a 16 penny nail through a 2x4 with your penis?

[saint808]

i can.

 

[havoc]

You're a real genius.

 

[notoriousQQ]

I can knock a hole in the wall with my penis if I get a running start.

 

[bullett]

Yea, but it hurts like hell, and I do not want to do it again!

 

[saint808]

You're a real genius.

hey someone at least gets it

 

[WarriorPL]

 

[Jacob Creutzfeldt]

If you want to see someone nail a 16 penny nail through their penis to a 2x4, find a copy of the movie, 'Sick: The Life and Times of Supermasochist Bob Flannagan'.

 

[Raina]

These building supply posts always catch my eye as that's my line of work. I bet I'm the only girl on the site who has a linear-board ft cheat sheet on her desk.

I can't really answer the question posed on this thread as I lack the parts involved, but I can skip pretty fast in a skipping race....

 

[DigitalKyle]

Do you have that dream where you see yourself standing in sort of sun god robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?

 

[Juice Moose]

Is there such a thing as linear board feet, I thought that it was either board feet, or linear feet, but not both, and by the way I can drive a 2x4 through my penis with a 16d nail.