Britney Spears fart auction on Ebay

[Dial_tone]

ROFL!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2954467977&category=1467

 

[rjl296]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

 

[NWinters]

gimme a fucking break....I guess I better sell that Liam Neeson fart I got a few years back.

 

[BonerBoy]

next new fad, better than pet rocks

 

[flex123]

people actually bid on that shit?

why not just get some blond hair or something and say it is her hair. You could say that you picked it up after you saw her getting her hair cut.

This world has some very strange people in it.

 

[sk*]

I can give out some sk farts for free.

-sk

 

[BonerBoy]

people actually bid on that shit?

why not just get some blond hair or something and say it is her hair. You could say that you picked it up after you saw her getting her hair cut.

This world has some very strange people in it.

DNA, duh

 

[cccp]

oh shit, it's already being sold for half a million bucks!!!!!!

 

[biogeared]

oh shit, it's already being sold for half a million bucks!!!!!!

i notice that... thats crazy!!!

something doesn't add up. pretty damn funny though. Good find dial tone.

 

[gymrat]

i can't believe people have bid on it. lmao

 

[molnii]

it just can't be serious....

 

[vansmack2000]

ok it was $10,400 earlier today, WTF

 

[timrock]

HEY BROS THATS GOOD TUPPERWARE...........WTF

 

[timrock]

what the crap!!!!!!!

ITS UP TO $99,999,999.00

 

[BigAndy69]

Am I stupid? I don't understand this, these bids are permanent, you can't back out right?

How do they know if it's authentic? Or do they really care?

 

[rjl296]

i think terminator is the one bidding

 

[longarms]

What a great deal, shipping is only $5

 

[canadianhitman]

BigAndy...exactly how the hell are they gonna enforce the bid. Simply stating "I was drunk when I bid" in court would get you off the hook, if Ebay even bothered trying to enforce it.

 

[Paulo]

no actually you can retract a bid, but only an hour or more before the auction closes.

 

[timrock]

they can't make you, i think you lose an "EBAY STAR"
or get a negative write up under your name.

i buy on there sometimes, the worst that can happen is they will kick you off ebay which doesn't happen for making false bids unless you do it all the time.

 

[Paulo]

Well, yeah, the sellar can just file a Non paying bidder report. But if it is for 12 million dollars, ebay might actually try and collect considering they would get around 4 percent.

 

[rjl296]

um, who is brittney spears

 

[Paulo]

some brunette girly who wants to be maddona.

 

[timrock]

dear rjl296,

i luv your avatar, is that aria giovanni?

luv,
timrock

 

[Paulo]

No, but I have some of that if you need.

 

[timrock]

u have aria??????

 

[Paulo]

a tid bit of it

 

[timrock]

MMMMMMMMMMM.......AAAARRRIIIIIIAAAAAA....uaghghaghghhhgh

please, don't be stingy. share the wealth

 

[Paulo]

Hey, I will send you some stuff tomally k? I am a little off the waghon at the moment.

Paulo

 

[timrock]

if i knew how to give karma or what it was i'd hook you up.

 

[Paulo]

don't worry, all you can shoot right now is grey anywhoo. But i'll fling some aria yer way in the morn.

 

[magman1]

99mil...how cheap!

 

[Eddie_Johnson]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cccp]

yes