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Boy's Dying Wish For Blowjob from Cameron Diaz Not Granted

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Boy's Dying Wish For Blowjob from Cameron Diaz Not Granted

PHILADELPHIA, Monday: The parents of 15-year-old leukaemia patient Josh Morten, who last night passed away after a four year battle with the illness, said they were sorry not to have fulfilled his dying wish to get a blow job from Cameron Diaz.

The courageous teenager told his family two months ago that the one thing he'd really like before he died was to be sucked off by the successful Hollywood actress and former model.

"Josh never asked for much," his father confided. "He never complained about his illness, or made unrealistic demands. So when he requested fellatio from the star of Charlie's Angels and There’s Something About Mary we thought, sure, that’s the least we can do for him."

But attempts to grant Josh his dying wish proved much more difficult than the family had initially thought. Formal requests inviting the star to perform oral sex on their dying son were repeatedly declined.
"We wrote, we rang, we faxed," Mr Morten explained. "And every time it was the same answer: 'Sorry, Ms Diaz is currently unable to comply with your request.' I mean, how unsympathetic can you get? We're talking about a dying kid here! Would it kill her?"

Mr Morten even made a special trip to Los Angeles, to try to talk to the movie star personally outside the premiere of Gangs of New York. "The crowds were ten deep," he said, "and I'm there yelling out to her from the back: 'Will you go down on my son please!', but she didn’t want to know."

With hopes diminishing by the day, Mr Morten placed similar standby requests with the agents representing Catherine Zeta Jones, Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek, but in each case the stars refused to co-operate.

"Who do they think they are, these women!" railed Mr Morten. "They earn millions of dollars and swan about at fancy parties, but when they get a simple request to bring a smile to a young boy far less fortunate than them, they turn their back on you. What kind of world do we live in when a dying teenager can no longer get his cock sucked by a celebrity?"

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I could never figure out why all these dying kids wanted to goto disney world.

Did any one hear on Howard Stern about 8 yrs ago when he granted wishes for this 18 yr old kid that was dying. One of his wishes was to eat breakfast cereal off a strippers ass.

Or, a couple of yrs ago when he got a kid in a wheel chair layed.

Thats what these people want. Not to meet a baseball player :rainbow:
 
I always said if I were dying and had one last wish, it would be for Pete Rose to bet the Super Bowl for me while strippers lapdanced on my face drenched in maple syrup.
 
lol that is some funny shit. what justin timberlake going to do. the kid would probably kick that twigs ass
 
BileStew said:
I always said if I were dying and had one last wish, it would be for Pete Rose to bet the Super Bowl for me while strippers lapdanced on my face drenched in maple syrup.

Thats exactly what I would want to.

Except, forget about Pete Rose. :rainbow:
 
This is BS, if it was true however:

Cameron could not have performed oral sex or any sexual act with the boy as he is a minor.

If a dying wish to have sex with celebrities were granted, I'd contract cancer for a threesome with Halle Berry and Beyonce.
 
Fast Twitch Fiber said:
I'm sure that's from the Onion. However, if celebs did this stuff, I'd wish for a terminal disease to score with Winona Ryder.

Its from The Chaser. Its like a ripoff of the Onion.
 
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