Bought sexy new car............

[Testosterone boy]

look out, all the dames will be wanting a ride in my sporty new 2005 ..................







mini van

Yup....thats right. I'll carry a stick to keep the chicks away.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Awesome. Milfs dig mini-vans.

 

[needtogetaas]

It Says Youre Ready To Settal Down

 

[artrius]

hey I love soccer moms

 

[Mr. dB]

You need a yellow sign for the rear window.

 

[Testosterone boy]

You need a yellow sign for the rear window.

I need to coat my cars with air bags.


What kind of yellow sign?

 

[Spartacus]

Get Shorty

 

[Testosterone boy]

Get Shorty

wtf you talking about?

 

[Mr. dB]

I need to coat my cars with air bags.


What kind of yellow sign?

"Baby On Board"

"Mother In Law In Trunk"

That sort of thing.

 

[Spartacus]

wtf you talking about?

the movie
supercool east coast hitman(Travolta) has to journey out west to do a job
at the airport the only available vehicle left to rent was an Olds mini-van
so he's tooling around LA in his mini-van

in the last scene of the flick about half a dozen "movie bidness" peeps are driving to the studio in mini-vans

Pepsi ripped this off in the recent super bowl commercial

 

[Testosterone boy]

It Says Youre Ready To Settal Down

It means I need to:

get good gas mileage and

haul substantial gear

 

[Gambino]

rip out the gayieh back seats and put a water bed in
def. black the windows
def put glass packs and dual exhaust on
def. dingle berry it out

 

[PBR]

look out, all the dames will be wanting a ride in my sporty new 2005 ..................





mini van

Yup....thats right. I'll carry a stick to keep the chicks away.

now just get a puppy, and youre "IN", big time....MILF's cant resist...

 

[Testosterone boy]

now just get a puppy, and youre "IN", big time....MILF's cant resist...

hmmm....what puppy proves irresistible?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I wish I had a pic....

There was a florescent orange mini-van around here a few months ago that had one of those ricer wings on the roof. You should get one of them, get it painted to match the color of the van AND paint the rims the same color.

Then do the stuff gambino suggested.

 

[Mr. dB]

hmmm....what puppy proves irresistible?

Any puppy is cute until they start growing. The trick is to give it away after a few weeks and get another puppy, so you'll always have a fresh supply of cuteness on tap.

 

[Mr. dB]

So which minivan did you get? Honda Odyssey?

 

[JayC9]

essential accessories - http://www.shrunkenheads.com/Products/Car_Accessories/Rearview_Mirror.htm

when women see fuzzy dice hanging off a rearview mirror, they say, "I gotta meet that guy!"

 

[Testosterone boy]

So which minivan did you get? Honda Odyssey?

It was close, I offered $700 less that he asked. Someone else bought it for full asking price apparently.

It was either a very good deal because it was just loaded or a bad deal because it had been involved in a significant (at least $4500) front end collision.

Honda's are great cars but the looks sure did not impress me. It was strictly functionality.

I bought a Dodge Caravan, still a little loyal to domestics.

Foreign cars get better reliability ratings because of the people who buy them...to a degree.

I have rented Dodge Caravans twice and was perfectly happy with the little buggers.

Mini vans are immensely practical cars.

I don't need a nice ride to interest girls though it always helps. I have always been leery of the girl after the car or money or muscles. I like the girl who wants to feel good being around me. I think one exists....somewhere.