Boned Buddies Wife Last Nite.

[TEST APE]

Went to drop off gear at a guys house last nite...Meet his wife and I guess he has mentioned me to her..She said he called and wont be home So i was to drop off shit..She started to ask shit like why don't all the shit her hubby takes and he doen't look like me....And why isn't his sex drive throw the roof..I told her the truth that he was not taking alot and plus his diet sucks..So she ask me about my diet and I told her tuna chicken and beef no bread no pasta no drinking.THEN........she asked abuot my sex drive (she knows i work at a club)her hubby told her some of the shit i have done..Well enuff said.......she smiled and I fucked her for some time..yes i am a dog and yes i will keep fucking her until her hubby finds out...Trash talk all you want..bottom line..All i am out to do is get layed..

 

[Kahn]

How close a buddy is he? Atleast you are honest. There are as many guys doing good as bad. At least you are truthful in dealing with it. Just remember to suck it up like a big boy if it happens to you some day. Been on both end of this deal before.

 

[TEST APE]

You are 100% rite.......I have been separted for a little over a year
not becasue of cheating but due to split careers..I would never and I mean never pursue a women who does not show interest 1st...Been working at the same club for 9 years and I shit i see is awful..Men are dogs but the truth is women are heartless and nasty...Bottom line is a guy goes out and trys to get laid and has to work on it..A girl just has to give it away whenever she feels like it.........So if and when I am always waitng in the wings........Best part is after fucking around at the club and being seen with goodlooking girls...Other girls tend to wonder what I have going on..Which is why i get layed all the time...Also being 5'9 265 and jacked...............

 

[Josey Wales]

just remember what goes around comes around (karma)...

 

[FLASHMAN1]

well.........

This is definitely not a flame, so don't take it wrong... First things first, if he's a close friend, then you're a fucking scumbag, point blank... However, if he's just some dude that you sell gear to that you're acquaintances with, who just happens to have a slut for a wife, then it's all good, and by all means, do what you gotta do... I have very few people in my life that I call "friends". when I say very few, I mean like three, maybe four that I trust implicitly. The type of bro that my ole lady could lay spread eagle, butt naked in front of them begging to get fucked and they would spit on her and walk out, in fact, she'd be lucky if she didn't catch a slap from them as well. that's how I define a friend, anyone else is just someone you know. If this guy falls into the latter category, then I don't think you did anything wrong, but if you consider yourself his "friend" by MY definition, then you're wrong, wrong, wrong, and you deserve a bullet in your head... I'm not judging you like I said, so do what you gotta do, just the way I see it...

 

[Longhorn85]

Which is why i get layed all the time...Also being 5'9 265 and jacked...............

If you get layed all the time then why do you need to fuck your "buddies" girl? And by the way, 5'9" is not an impressive height.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

good job being a scumbag.

 

[Cindy99]

Bottom line is a guy goes out and trys to get laid and has to work on it..A girl just has to give it away whenever she feels like it.........


this is what i've been saying (was it on this board???) and everyone said i was crazy - well, i agree with you TEST APE, wholeheartedly... and i like it

 

[TEST APE]

If you get layed all the time then why do you need to fuck your "buddies" girl? And by the way, 5'9" is not an impressive height.

Well i knew this would open a can of worms........I too have a close circle of "friends"And there wives and girlfriends are off limits...Its a respect thing...Its nice to go to BBQ and have your friends wives and girlfriends intro there friends to you...Part of getting layed all the time includes......friends exgirlfriend,exwives,sisters,mothers,,,,hell even grandmothers if they look good..If a good looking girl is willing Well so am I.........And some may say what goes around comes around,,so be it..I have no plans on ever getting remarried,,In fact i dont even want a girlfriend.....just fuck buddies..

 

[TEST APE]

If you get layed all the time then why do you need to fuck your "buddies" girl? And by the way, 5'9" is not an impressive height.

By the way I read your profile 6ft 200lbs 14%bf that equals around 25 -30lbs of bf putting your lean mass at around 170 not very impressive for a "ttlpkg"Maybe in Austin....

5"9 265 bf around 9%.........21 inch arms,,,,,,,,shoulders at 54 ,,,,,,,,,,,neck 19,,,,,,,,,calves 20,,,,,,,,,,waist 35,,,,,,,,
tanned ,,,,,,,,,,,,vascular,,,,,,,,,32yr old Italian,,,,,,,,,It goes a long way here in New York.............Ex wife.......A Bud Girl.........Hi maintance Long Island Bitch............

 

[Swoleyoley]

shit i feel you on the get some ass all the time part, but if you ever did that to my girl your life would be a living fucking hell. what goes around comes around believe that

 

[FLASHMAN1]

Well i knew this would open a can of worms........I too have a close circle of "friends"And there wives and girlfriends are off limits...Its a respect thing...Its nice to go to BBQ and have your friends wives and girlfriends intro there friends to you...Part of getting layed all the time includes......friends exgirlfriend,exwives,sisters,mothers,,,,hell even grandmothers if they look good..If a good looking girl is willing Well so am I.........And some may say what goes around comes around,,so be it..I have no plans on ever getting remarried,,In fact i dont even want a girlfriend.....just fuck buddies..

As stated earlier.... If you consider this person a "friend" by MY standards, then and ONLY then are you a scumbag, because you owe your true friends your loyalty. But, if this guy is what I would call an acquaintance (which in your eyes obviously he is), then go for yours, you don't owe him shit.... SHE is the one who owes him HER loyalty.... As far as your stats, 5'9", 265 at that bf% is impressive, but that IMO has less to do with getting laid than confidence.... Your looks will get you so far, then confidence, and a smooth line of bullshit helps too... Eventually you'll probably get sick of this stage of life, (we all do eventually) and want to settle down again for companionship, but until then, do what you gotta do.... as long as you're not betraying you real friends.... my 2cc's...

 

[TEST APE]

shit i feel you on the get some ass all the time part, but if you ever did that to my girl your life would be a living fucking hell. what goes around comes around believe that

Easy Big Guy...........1st off I would never go after someones wife or gf,,,,,,But if they want to fuck,just how good could your girl be..Working in clubs has its good times but bottom line it sucks seeing a married women out for girls nite willing to suck cock...Men can try all they want but if a women is secure in her guy she will never give it up...What i am saying is "Hey Guys" is you wife or gf..fucked you or sucked you off on the 1st you have a real "lady" Guess what you where not the 1st........and Not the LAST...................

 

[vegitto]

ya i have to agree......only a scumbag would do that to a friend!
and the girl must of been a slut to begin with......but what do u expect from a typical guy.....who has know respect for girls by the looks of it and no respect for himself........give me a break thats just ridiculous and comin on here to brag makes u look like an asshole.....stupid

 

[Alpine]

Test Ape - Well, obviously the dudes wife is a true slut. So if it wasn't you, some other dude would have been banging his wife anyway. But one other thing. You said you stopped by to drop off some gear for him. Did it ever cross your mind that if this dude gets in trouble with the law, he may decide to push his troubles off on you? Especially after he finds out you fucked his wife! Just something to think about.

 

[TEST APE]

ya i have to agree......only a scumbag would do that to a friend!
and the girl must of been a slut to begin with......but what do u expect from a typical guy.....who has know respect for girls by the looks of it and no respect for himself........give me a break thats just ridiculous and comin on here to brag makes u look like an asshole.....stupid

Hey asshole..........look at the topic of this board.............This is a brag board...........And buy the way...If you could not read,,,He was not my friend.............No respect for myself WRONG..........No respect for women who are willing to suck my dick in a parking lot 3:30 in the morning an hour after i met them because i have a staff shirt on and gave them free shots..You sould shut you pie hole or take a ride to N.Y and I will gladly do it for you....

 

[vegitto]

shut the hell up.... and hell maybe i would come to new york to teach your ass a lesson boy.......man grow up this is not a brag board, u are just a pathetic typical guy who ain't shit.....u may think u are but u ain't!
your the one who posted this stupid message.......so if u can't take the heat like a man.....don't post anything dumb anymore

---i ain't wastin my time on guys like u---

 

[2 ton hoss]

NO RESPECT.

YOU DON'T FUCK PEOPLE'S WIVES (OR HUSBANDS).

I THINK YOU ARE GOING INTO OVERDRIVE BECAUSE YOU ARE INSECURE ABOUT YOUR PUNY HEIGHT. GOT TO MAKE IT UP SOME WAY, HUH? I KNOW! I'LL FUCK A GUY'S WIFE.

NO RESPECT.

 

[Night Fly]

Well...like someone said earlier...what goes around comes around. I sure have no respect for you...or anyone (male/female) that does that to their S.O., but you already stated that you didn't care about that...obviously.

Wow.

 

[crimson coal]

Truly fucked up. If a buddy ever did that to me I would snap his neck..Then the wife.

 

[2 ton hoss]

Truly fucked up. If a buddy ever did that to me I would snap his neck..Then the wife.

NO, YOU WOULD NOT.

 

[Longhorn85]

By the way I read your profile 6ft 200lbs 14%bf that equals around 25 -30lbs of bf putting your lean mass at around 170 not very impressive for a "ttlpkg"Maybe in Austin....

5"9 265 bf around 9%

Ex wife.......A Bud Girl.........Hi maintance Long Island Bitch............

I'll hand it to you, you are pretty big. That is, for a short guy who probably uses steroids. I'd like to see how you'd do in a 10K race though, consider TOTAL fitness.

As far as the Bud Girl, I'm not surprised that you couldn't keep her, and it probably explains your need to take your "buddies" women.

 

[thecockdiesel]

I don't give a shit how big you think you are, if you go fucking peoples wives you're going to find yourself dead. Think about it shit head, if some guy comes home and catches you with his wife he's going to blow your head off bottom line. If that's worth risking your life over then more power to you, Your life must be as worthless to you as it's going to be to the guy that catches you with his wife.

 

[TieRex]

Think twice!

 

[Norman Bates]

So you misused the trust of a friend? Good job, you can be proud of yourself.

 

[FLASHMAN1]

again...........

I'm certianly not going to call you names or say you're a dick or whatever, but the game you are playing is a dangerous one... As some others have said, no matter how big, strong, juiced up, etc. you may be... there's ALWAYS someone bigger, stronger, tougher, than you. and being built has NOTHING to do with being tough. I'm not the toughest guy in the world, nor the biggest (5'8", 225), but I can fight, and in my bouncing days, many a bigger guy fell because he underestimated me. Conversely, in other situations, I was very lucky because a smaller guy than me was handing me my ass, and others saved me. I'm no tough guy, but I can handle myself IF NEED BE... Your problem is it seems that you're thinking "what's he gonna do?" Well, as some others pointed out, he need not even be tougher than you, because even though 5'9 265 jacked is pretty big, you're still made of skin, and you're NOT bulletproof, no matter how good dbol makes you feel...lol I'm not hatin on you bro, just be careful... My personal opinion, My ex-wife cheated on me while I was away at war, and when I came home, I kicked the guy's ass... Do you know what that accomplished??? NOT A FUCKIN THING!!!!! AND I'D NEVER DO IT AGAIN, because all it got me was trouble. I was lucky that I had a CO that liked me, so I didn't even get an article 15 (for youmilitary fuckers...lol) As I stated earlier, if you proclaim to be someone's friend and you fuck thier wife/gf/significant other, then you're a scumbag, but if you just know him, and his significant other is a slut, hey, that's his problem, you don't owe him shit, she does. I'm only speaking for myself here obviously, but if I caught my ole lady bangin someone else, and I loved her, I'd blame HER for her disloyalty, not the guy.... But be prepared, because obviously, not everyone thinks the same, and if you get caught bangin the wrong guy's girl, you may find yourself on the receiving end of a real bad beating, or worse, the receiving end of a hot lead injection.... either way, not worth a piece of ass, cuz we all know there's plenty of single chicks out there that wanna get laid too.... just my 2 cc's

 

[fistfullofsteel]

this guy seems full of himself. are you related to NYMuscle?

 

[TEST APE]

The guy called me last night...........Asked if I could stop by again{he owes me some cash}..........Guess what If she Is there I will fuck her agian.......................................I will live my own sorry life my way....I do not have a complex.........Very happy with my height...........Have a nice house,truck and good job. nice 401k....$$$ in the bank....Fuck you All....................Don't hate the player,Hate the Game..............

 

[fistfullofsteel]

not fucking a guys wife doesn't = hating the game. Life isn't a game either and neither is fucking a guy's wife.

 

[nolin]

Bottom line is a guy goes out and trys to get laid and has to work on it..A girl just has to give it away whenever she feels like it.........


this is what i've been saying (was it on this board???) and everyone said i was crazy - well, i agree with you TEST APE, wholeheartedly... and i like it

Hey Cindy, I see you're back to your old tricks! With every post you make I get a better blue print for what kind of woman to avoid like the bubonic plague....AND YOUR IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at the kind of scumbag that agrees wiht your, " All we have to do is spread em' " philosophy. The kind of guy that would fuck his friends wife, (not to mention the slut wife) , is the kind of person you agree with. What does that tell you? It should tell you you're a fucking cretin like I said before, go look up the word cretin this time you idiot. Also you both proved yourself wrong with that story, It looks like Test Ape didn't have to work at all to get pussy off that slut. Cheers fuck face

 

[paradox]

Went to drop off gear at a guys house last nite...Meet his wife and I guess he has mentioned me to her..She said he called and wont be home So i was to drop off shit..She started to ask shit like why don't all the shit her hubby takes and he doen't look like me....And why isn't his sex drive throw the roof..I told her the truth that he was not taking alot and plus his diet sucks..So she ask me about my diet and I told her tuna chicken and beef no bread no pasta no drinking.THEN........she asked abuot my sex drive (she knows i work at a club)her hubby told her some of the shit i have done..Well enuff said.......she smiled and I fucked her for some time..yes i am a dog and yes i will keep fucking her until her hubby finds out...Trash talk all you want..bottom line..All i am out to do is get layed..

wow what a friend. I hope your buddy does find out. Hell, I hope he catches you in the act. Then I hope he rips your fucking head off.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

Whatever makes you feel good, my friend.

Don't allow people to push their morality on you, but similarily, don't be surprised if buddy shanks you in the gut, tears out your swollen liver, then cremates you alive.

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

You re a dick....i hope your "bud" finds out...and i hope he get midevil on your ass..or like the ending of Brave Heart...chop your head off...fewl

 

[Mikey]

Gotta go with the flow, SCUM BAG! Ain't right to do a buddies wife like that, acquantance, friend or what not.

 

[Southern Dandy]

Given the situation TEST APE was in, at the risk of being unpopular, I would of done the same thing. Twice.

Though I think it's funny that Mikey said what he did, but his location field goes something like this: "Location: Just leaving your girlfriends house!". Ironic, don't you think?

 

[2 ton hoss]

The guy called me last night...........Asked if I could stop by again{he owes me some cash}..........Guess what If she Is there I will fuck her agian.......................................I will live my own sorry life my way....I do not have a complex.........Very happy with my height...........Have a nice house,truck and good job. nice 401k....$$$ in the bank....Fuck you All....................Don't hate the player,Hate the Game..............

YOU MAY HAVE A NICE HOUSE, TRUCK, JOB, 401(K) AND $$$...BUT YOU CLEARLY FEEL YOU ARE TOO SHORT. WHY ELSE WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT?

JUST A QUESTION. WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOU HAD A WIFE AND SOMEONE WAS BANGING HER?

NO?

THEN WHY WOULD YOU DO IT TO THIS GUY?

 

[Adaptek]

Guess what.. for every guy there is a special woman. You might think you are a playa etc.. but one day you are gonna fall in love with a chick. You are gonna want to marry her.

Then you're gonna come home and see me pumping my long black dick in her trunk.

What goes around comes around. I have had the opportunity to screw a number of married women and I never did it because i have certain principals.

YOu are obviously no better than an animal and past all moral sense.

 

[drgoodbody]

WTF???

What the fuck is the point of this thread?? To show us that you're a bad ass and scum bag and proud of it?? OK. I agree you're a big, bad, short, scum bag...

Let me guess, you're not bragging, you're just being yourself, a.k.a. a fucking shit bag with the IQ of an APE

Fuck off you insecure loser....

DrG

 

[Drizzt]

The guy called me last night...........Asked if I could stop by again{he owes me some cash}..........Guess what If she Is there I will fuck her agian.......................................I will live my own sorry life my way....I do not have a complex.........Very happy with my height...........Have a nice house,truck and good job. nice 401k....$$$ in the bank....Fuck you All....................Don't hate the player,Hate the Game..............

I think death might be the best option for you right now. That death being yours, hence me not having to read any more shitty threads about your short ass being some kind of "player" grow up son.

Drizz

 

[KA-BAR]

Oh boy! I dont understand some people. I never been in this situation before but there is little doubt in my mind what I would do If I found out my buddy was boning my wife.

 

[RIZZO]

Before i left ft.stewart to come to afgahanistan I saw a soldier who had killed his wife and lover and was on trial in Hinesville,ga. He must of had his suspicions and caught them in the act. He fired several .45 caliber rounds through the window of his home and killed them both in BED! The moral of this story is are you bullet proof?STOLEN WATER IS SWEET SO THEY SAY BUT WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO DO THAT TO YOU???? I would be looking into buying a level 3 bullet proof vest because you may need it!

 

[FreakMonster]

Bottom line is a guy goes out and trys to get laid and has to work on it..A girl just has to give it away whenever she feels like it.........


this is what i've been saying (was it on this board???) and everyone said i was crazy - well, i agree with you TEST APE, wholeheartedly... and i like it

Sniff Sniff, Is that.... SKANK I smell?

 

[Cindy99]

if you're close enough to sniff it, you're part of the problem

 

[GearedChupaCabra]

Nah skanks like you can be smelled from far away ....shiiiit i can smell you from here...

 

[Cindy99]

you live in Jersey and you can smell anything? surprising...

actually, i recently visited a friend in a town called Short Hills and it was quite nice, i thought Jersey was all highways, industrial plants and Soprano type strip bars but this little town was quite nice. just an aside.

and back to you two idiots. you wouldn't know a good skank if she came up to you, rubbed her lips all over your face, and gave you a deadly rash that lasted a month!

 

[Cindy99]

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[TieRex]

Before i left ft.stewart to come to afgahanistan I saw a soldier who had killed his wife and lover and was on trial in Hinesville,ga. He must of had his suspicions and caught them in the act. He fired several .45 caliber rounds through the window of his home and killed them both in BED! The moral of this story is are you bullet proof?STOLEN WATER IS SWEET SO THEY SAY BUT WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE TO DO THAT TO YOU???? I would be looking into buying a level 3 bullet proof vest because you may need it!

Agreed.

However...
A 7.62cal. weapon loaded w/7.62x51mm M61 Armour Piercing cartridges. Level IIIa won't help you much there I'm afraid! I'm glad I'm not her husband - catching my wife with another dip shit. Then I maybe would have been glad I didn't have my service weapon anymore. A H&K G3A3. BOOMBOOM!

 

[The_Eviscerator]

Wow, I wouldn't even fuck another man's wife that I did not know. You are truly an A-1 piece of shit! With all the other women out there in this world, there is no reason for that.

Despite what you say, it does sound like you have an inferiority complex. Any person who has to rate their worth by how many chicks they fuck, how much money they have and how much muscle they can pack on their body is pretty.... well, pathetic.

Way to go.... Tell Hitler I said hi when you get to hell.