Blackbeard in yer butt!

[BlackbeardTheButtPirate]

Ahoy me fellow scurvy animals!

Lookin' fer a male companion that be as raunchy as they come? Then Blackbeards tha pirate fer ye! Blackbeard be interested in all manner o' filthy deeds, and ain't afraid to pound yer ass raw!

Get the Blackbeard special fer a friend, loved one, er even yerself!

Fer a few extra pyreals, Blackbeard ain't afraid to include his band of scurvy ass pirates in the filthy festivities! No matter how ye squiggle and squirm, Blackbeard be gettin that ass in the end, guaranteed!

Aarrgghh!

 

[rnch]

and i thought this was going to be some sort of hairy ass/grooming/shaving thread..........lolol

 

[gingersnap]

What a funny little faggot you are Blackbeard!

 

[tiger88]

that may getr ualot of red karma dude

 

[BlackbeardTheAssPirate]

Yarrr, fer some scurvy reason Blackbeard can't log on, but he be a resourceful ass pirate, yes indeed! Contact me new account fer info on future filthy festivities!

HAR HAR HAR!

 

[jubei]

I love it when girls call guys funny little faggots. LOL, its so degrading.

 

[SoKlueles]

sounds like he has already experienced it. My bet is that he was the one kidnapped.

 

[KillahBee]

scurvy be banned